| 03:40 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 07:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 08:55 | River Cottage Veg Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall climbs a monkey puzzle tree looking for meat-free protein. Plus, a beetroot tarte tatin and summer salad with pearl spelt, and broad bean bruschetta. |
| 10:00 | A Place in the Sun London couple Harry and Selina love their urban life with shopping and bars on their doorstep, but now they want a tranquil retreat in France's Champagne region. Amanda Lamb helps them. |
| 10:35 | Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp are in the south east, where Paul and Stephanie are stuck in a house that's bursting at the seams; and Noni and George want a family home in Crystal Palace. |
| 11:40 | The Ladykillers Film (1955)
Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers star in this classic Ealing comedy as gang members whose perfect crime looks as though it will be scuppered by their little old landlady. |
| 13:30 | Time Team Tony Robinson and the Team are called in to investigate a small Roman villa, unearthed in a field in Somerset, that may not be all it appears. |
| 14:30 | Time Team A huge circular crop mark lies in the fens near Peterborough and archaeologists believe it is Neolithic. Is it a farming settlement or a crucial religious site? The Team investigates. |
| 15:35 | Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help two pairs of buyers track down a home to buy in south-east London. But will the buyers prove a little too demanding? |
| 16:40 | A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Will Angela choose Abruzzo in Italy or north Wales as the place to move to with her six cats, three dogs and three donkeys? Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help her to decide. |
| 17:45 | A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun Laura Hamilton goes property-hunting with Susan Mitchell and her best friend Sara Minton to find a holiday home on Gran Canaria. |
| 18:50 | Come Dine with Me In East Sussex, a week of competitive dining includes lemon curd soufflé, a stray dog hair in the dinner, a strange tale concerning a trip to the dentist, and an Alice in Wonderland menu. |
| 19:55 | Grand Designs Kevin McCloud revisits Mark Sampson and his wife and daughter seven years after they moved to the Lot region of France to build their dream home using straw bales. How did they get on? |
| 21:00 | The Escapist Film (2008)
Brian Cox plays a prison lifer with no hope of parole. But when his daughter is taken seriously ill, he plans an elaborate, daring escape. Bloody violence/very strong language. |
| 23:00 | Father Ted Escape from Victory
It's the annual All-Priests Over 75s Five-a-Side Football Challenge Match against Rugged Island, and Ted realises that Father Dick Byrne will stop at nothing to win. |
| 23:35 | Father Ted Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Ar**
A lost bet means that Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan's posterior. But how can he commit this sacrilegious act and survive? |
| 00:05 | Come Dine with Me In East Sussex, a week of competitive dining includes lemon curd soufflé, a stray dog hair in the dinner, a strange tale concerning a trip to the dentist, and an Alice in Wonderland menu. |
| 01:15 | Come Dine with Me Four cooks in Wolverhampton go head-to-head in a week of competitive dining featuring some raw chicken, hidden agendas and a dramatic final twist to proceedings. |
| 02:15 | Grand Designs Kevin McCloud revisits Mark Sampson and his wife and daughter seven years after they moved to the Lot region of France to build their dream home using straw bales. How did they get on? |
| 03:25 | A Place in the Sun Amanda Lamb is in the beautiful, expensive and dramatic Italian region of Tuscany to help singer-songwriter Pushaun find his ideal home abroad. |
| 03:55 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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