This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, March 2 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll Will and Lisa's wedding day looms, with both families preparing for the big day. However, love soon blossoms between other members of each family... (S5, E25) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Burnin' Down the House: Phil becomes nervous when he invites his boss to dinner. Will burns down the kitchen, attempting to cook, so enlists the help of Geoffrey to disguise the accident. (S6, E01) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode a super grandma and a boot camp instructor take on the course. (S2, E06) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys show who's boss while working the counter at a fast-food restaurant, whisper sweet nothings to strangers, and this week's punishment involves a cow! (S9, E14) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys are on the prowl for partners in crime at a supermarket, throw caution to the wind as romantics in the park, and this week's punishment involves a child. (S9, E16) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys head to the mall completing challenges while spinning the "Wheel of Faces", ask "Did I Deserve That?" to confused customers, and save strangers from being shot with a water gun. (S9, E17) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Bourgie Sings the Blues Carlton faces a dilemma when his success with the Princeton interviewer falls down. To clear his mind, Carlton flees to a blues bar, where B.B. King is playing. (S6, E04) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Script Formerly Known As... Phil hits the headlines when two jurors from his "Showbiz Madam" trial are dismissed. Upon his search for new talk-show guests, Will encounters one of them. (S6, E05) 
14:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not I Barbecue Will and Carlton go on a double date with two beautiful women and everything seems great - until the boyfriend of one of the women shows up. (S6, E06) 
14:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Not With My Cousin You Don't The Banks get a new intercom system installed in their home, and of course Will and Carlton have to test it out. They overhear Ashley talking about having sex. (S6, E07) 
15:00Two And A Half Men Go Get Mommy's Bra Jake adores Judith's new boyfriend, who has a boat! Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches 11-year-old Jake how to drive a car. But how long will Judith and her man last? (S2, E04) 
15:30Two And A Half Men A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana To teach Jake respect for his mother, Charlie and Alan throw their own mother a party. It is unforgettable, but for all the wrong reasons. (S2, E07) 
16:00Wipeout USA This week features a special "Movie Qualifier" including a Rug Pull red carpet, Sucker Punch for the paparazzi, and a special Ice Age movie set with Tropical Bridge and Icy Swing Set. (S2, E07) 
17:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
17:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
19:00Scrubs My Office J.D. and Elliot butt heads over who's going to be chief resident. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk have great difficulty in the removal of a light bulb from a patient's posterior. (S4, E02) 
19:30Scrubs My New Game Problems begin to start in Dr Cox & Jordan's relationship once they realise they're still married. J.D. invents a new game. Heather Graham guests. (S4, E03) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
21:00Kevin Bridges: A Whole... ...Different Story. Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow. 
22:00Chris Ramsey Live: All Growed Up Join Chris as he explores growing up, getting older, taking responsibility and all of the other terrifying realisations that come with being dragged kicking and screaming into modern adulthood. 
23:00Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live Recorded at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, Sean Lock is at his unstoppable best as we join him at the height of his 2010 sell-out tour of Britain and Ireland. 
00:00Jon Richardson: Nidiot Live Recorded live in front of a sold out audience at the legendary Hammersmith Apollo we find that becoming happy hasn't necessarily ruined Jon's life. 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
01:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
01:55Eurotrip Film Lovelorn Ohio teen Scott Thomas goes on a quest across Europe (with some buddies) to find his sexy German pen pal, Mieke. The backpackers become embroiled in many farcical situations! (2004) 
03:40Ghost Town Film Bertram Pincus (Ricky Gervais) is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly he is revived to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts. (2008) 
05:15Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. In this episode three sisters, a rapping reverend and a balloon sculptor battle it out. (S2, E05) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.