This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Sunday, February 24 2019

06:00Dumb Builders Make You LOL Iain Lee narrates this selection of comical videos featuring dumb builders, including behind the scenes of some of the viral clips that have taken the internet by storm. (S3, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Scrubs My Cookie Pants Dr. Cox is up for the Chief of Medicine position, but he's not sure if he wants it. Eliot asks for Turk's help in reigniting the romance in her love life with J.D. (S8, E06) 
09:30Scrubs My New Role Dr. Cox has trouble adjusting to his new job as Chief of Medicine - who can help him? Carla gets in trouble with the other nurses because of her relationship with the doctors. (S8, E07) 
10:00Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
10:30Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
11:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
11:35Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. Mints and soda prove an exciting mix in a supermarket challenge! Strangers must settle crazy debates and the loser delivers a questionable computer presentation. (S4, E12) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. The guys get votes for performances on 'how to act in a business lunch', Murray gets friendly in a running shop, and it's a video scavenger hunt for the loser. (S4, E13) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers work as bellhops, serve up trouble as hot dog vendors, and go head-to-head presenting odd inventions to a focus group. (S5, E01) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
13:30Friends The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
14:00Friends The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10) 
14:30Friends The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11) 
15:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Fierce Dragon' Eddie Moton Jr., 'Ballerina' Karrie Carlton, and 'Cowboy' Andrew Shermand. (S3, E02) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features Isaia 'Samoan Warrior' Ofoia, Amanda 'Opera Singer' Raddatz, and Debbie 'Sugar Mama' Markham. (S3, E03) 
17:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Secret Agent' Kim Utterson, 'The Flying Squirrel' Jennika, and 'The Wiggler' James Runcorn. (S3, E04) 
18:00The Middle Not Your Brother's Drop Off The Hecks prepare to drop off Sue & Axl at college, but face obstacles. Brick is worried when Cindy says they should take their relationship to the "next level". (S7, E01) 
18:30The Middle Cutting the Cord Sue texts Frankie non-stop while she waits for her roommate to arrive, Axl tries to solve the ant problem at his house, and Brick learns he has a protector at school. (S7, E02) 
19:00The Middle The Shirt Frankie is stunned when Mike wears a Hawaiian shirt to dinner with friends, Sue puts her foot in it with Devin, and Brick becomes overly ambitious while cleaning the bathroom. (S7, E03) 
19:30The Middle Risky Business Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's crazy business ideas. Axl desperately tries to prove that he is capable of riding his dad's motorcycle. (S7, E04) 
20:00The Middle Land of the Lost Sue's chance at a big date is ruined when she loses Brick, who is visiting her on campus. Mike is down and Frankie brings in reinforcements to find out why. (S7, E05) 
20:30The Middle Halloween VI - Tic Toc Death: Each member of the Heck family finds themselves in situations reminiscent of the classic, spooky television show "The Twilight Zone". (S7, E06) 
21:00Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
21:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
22:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
22:30Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
23:00Friends The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02) 
23:30Friends The One With Ross's Denial Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03) 
00:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
00:30Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
01:00Jimmy Carr: Making People Laugh He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, problem solving, being Catholic, sex, and old people! 
02:00Da Ali G Show It's up to Ali G to turn the tables in the Third World... with turntables. Ali goes behind the scenes of US TV, and Roy Hattersley and Chrissie Hynde join Ali on the show. (S1, E04) 
02:358 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Dave Spikey; joined by Dom Joly, Lea Walker, Grace Adams-Short and Jason Manford. (S3, E09) 
03:05Lip Sync Battle David Spade (Russell in "Rules of Engagement"/C. J. in "8 Simple Rules") goes head-to-head with Danish model Nina Agdal - featuring songs by Wham! and Missy Elliott. (S3, E24) 
03:25Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
03:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
04:10Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
04:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
04:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
05:15Impractical Jokers The Jokers attend a singles night, ask strangers in the park if they can borrow their phone, and Q pretends to be a disturbed children's book author, reading an inappropriate story aloud. (S5, E07) 
05:40Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present footage from the cutting room floor, a challenge that was never aired, and the reaction of someone being pranked. (S5, E08) 
06:00Life In Pieces Eyebrow Anonymous Trapped Gem When Tim accidentally shaves off a huge chunk of eyebrow before an important photoshoot, he hopes Jen and Colleen's grooming expertise can fix it. (S2, E03)