This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, August 24 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Swim Survivor Zen Talk When John decides to try out for "Survivor," Tim gets jealous and attempts to undermine his audition tape. (S2, E07) 
06:25Life In Pieces Window Vanity Dress Grace Colleen is forced to deal with Joan's opinions as they shop for wedding dresses. Meanwhile, Jen can't stay awake after a romantic date night with Greg. (S2, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal Coaches Hal decides to coach Dewey's soccer team and turns them into monsters. Meanwhile, when Malcolm and Reese get a computer from their neighbour Ed, they discover his big secret. (S3, E16) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Dog Upon coming home from school, Dewey adopts a scary dog named Marshmellow and decides to hold Malcolm & Reese hostage for all the things they did to him while he was growing up. (S3, E17) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How did people react to Sal burying his niece in the park? What was the rare outcome of a Joker vs Joker challenge? And what item of Q's did a bidder get to keep in his auction punishment? (S2, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers are big pro wrestling fans? How long did it take Joe to recover from his sumo punishment? Go behind the scenes with Murr, Q, Sal and Joe to find out! (S2, E06) 
12:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
12:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
13:00Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
13:30Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Rapping Therapist' Phat Le, 'Man Wolf' Nate Wright, and 'Butcher' Marc Berry. (S6, 03) 
15:00The Middle Unbraceable You The kids are all ready to start school, but Frankie forgets to check the website, and the kids end up starting school a week late. Sue finally gets her braces off. (S6, E01) 
15:30The Middle The Loneliest Locker Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) 
16:00The Middle Major Anxiety Brick informs Frankie & Mike that he would like to go to his school's Fantasy Dance. Sue becomes edgy after drinking a lot of coffee in order to appear more sophisticated. (S6, E03) 
16:30The Middle The Table Frankie and Mike approach their 22nd wedding anniversary. Frankie finds a full dining set on sale for them online for $50 - is all as it seems? Meanwhile, Brick starts a podcast. (S6, E04) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Hal Coaches Hal decides to coach Dewey's soccer team and turns them into monsters. Meanwhile, when Malcolm and Reese get a computer from their neighbour Ed, they discover his big secret. (S3, E16) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Dewey's Dog Upon coming home from school, Dewey adopts a scary dog named Marshmellow and decides to hold Malcolm & Reese hostage for all the things they did to him while he was growing up. (S3, E17) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
19:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What wild names didn't make it to air in the receptionist challenge? And just how long did it take for Murr's eyebrows to grow back? Go behind the scenes with Q, Joe, Murr and Q to find out! (S2, E07) 
19:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker absolutely hates massages - and which gets one a week? And how long did it take the make-up team to get Joe all dolled up for his debut as a female techie? (S2, E08) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Asses to Ashes Philip loses the judge election, and Judge Robertson and Will have words, but Judge Robertson dies after the argument! (S3, E10) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum At Vivian's Lamaze class, Will meets a pregnant sportswriter (Vanessa Williams), who takes him to a game, and delivers more than just fun. (S3, E11) 
21:00Friends The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
21:30Friends The One With The Monkey The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) 
22:00Friends The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
22:30Friends The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
23:00Bachelorette Film Crude comedy. Three best friends (Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher, and Lizzy Caplan) are asked to be bridesmaids at the wedding of a friend (Rebel Wilson) they used to ridicule back in high school. (2012) 
00:45Trickheads A gang of five magicians dream up ridiculous challenges to stitch up, embarrass and cause chaos for each other, whilst they perform tricks on unsuspecting members of the public. 
01:20Adam Hills Live: Happyism Everyone's favourite Antipodian delivers a first class evening of comedy. He recounts jaw-dropping tales of meeting the Dalai Lama and The Muppets! Happyism is his newly formed cult religion. 
02:20Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar see if Joel's ludicrous fitness regime can prepare him for life with Mongolian Nomads. (S1, E01) 
03:15Most Ridiculous Sports Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01) 
03:40Most Ridiculous Weddings Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on Wedding foul ups. (S1, E02) 
04:05TripTank Ricky the Rocketship helps out with a school pageant, Bethiffer applies for jobs at the mall, and Roy becomes obsessed with a new dating app. (S2, E06) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday: After forgetting Bob's birthday, Linda and the kids attempt to plan a last-minute surprise party. (S8, E16) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Boywatch Business booms when Bob and Linda offer free wi-fi at the restaurant, but it is soon threatened by a cyber-attack. Meanwhile, Tina joins the Junior Lifeguards. (S8, E17) 
05:15The Middle Unbraceable You The kids are all ready to start school, but Frankie forgets to check the website, and the kids end up starting school a week late. Sue finally gets her braces off. (S6, E01) 
05:35The Middle The Loneliest Locker Sue and Brad write, direct, and star in the senior play, entitled The Loneliest Locker - but with Frankie working a second job, will she make it? (S6, E02) 
06:00Malcolm In The Middle Francis Escapes Francis bails from military school in a desperate attempt to visit his stupid girlfriend. Lois finds out Francis has left school, but does not know where he went. (S1, E07)