This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 1 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two And A Half Men I Think You Offended Don Alan continues to believe that he is the father of Judith's baby. Jake has something on his mind and Charlie is determined to find out what it is.(S6, E13) 
09:30Two And A Half Men David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie After a party she throws for Alan is met with apathy, Melissa feels he's undervalued so invites him to live with her and her mother. (S6, E14) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Secret Admiral-irer Tina volunteers at a nursing home to earn her next Thunder Girls badge, where her ideas of love and romance are tested. Meanwhile, Bob makes some new friends. (S6, E18) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Glued, Where's My Bob? Gene, Louise, and Tina's goop war causes Bob to end up in a sticky situation, where he learns that a journalist is coming to the restaurant to do a story on it. (S6, E19) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys give a corporate lecture on sensitivity training, pose as receptionists at a busy midtown office, and observe surprise celebrities on the street. (S3, E05) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys share their feelings on park benches, work in a fast food drive-thru, and try to persuade innocent bystanders to participate in a dance with them. (S3, E06) 
12:00My Wife And Kids Romantic Night Wanting to spend quiet time together, Michael plans a romantic evening with Jay at an exclusive hotel. Then Jr. mistakenly cancels the reservation... (S4, E24) 
12:30My Wife And Kids The Director In his excitement to tape a basketball game, Michael accidentally records over a home video of Kady's first steps, which happens to be one of Jay's most cherished moments. (S4, E25) 
13:00Malcolm In The Middle Home Alone 4: While Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis, visiting home from military school, is in charge of the house. Right away his friends come over to party - uh-oh! (S1, E03) 
13:30Malcolm In The Middle Shame Malcolm finds himself being antagonized by a new bully, Kevin. Hal cuts down the tree in the front yard, and he and the boys have just a little too much fun with the wood chipper. (S1, E04) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
15:00Epic Meal Empire Scavenger Hunt When the call goes out to crowd-source an epic meal, the guys must rack their brains to assemble a feast worthy of their die-hard fans. (S1, E09) 
15:30Epic Meal Empire T.G.I. Fried, Eh? Special guest Kevin Smith helps the guys comfort some homesick canucks with an Epic Canadian Meal. Also, the guys hope to clean up... with some homemade bacon soap. (S1, E10) 
16:00New: Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through a giant obstacle course. This episode features 'Toothless Teacher' Krista Weismair, 'Jail Breaker' Caroline Lee, and 'Big Foot Hunter' Josh Parker. (S3, E08) 
17:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
17:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E06) 
18:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys reveal strange devices to focus groups, try to use people as pillows and try to persuade grocery shoppers not to purchase the items they want. (S3, E08) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
19:00The Middle Wheel of Pain While Frankie and Mike are out; Axl, Sue, and Brick are involved in breaking a window. They decide to lie that someone else did it. But Frankie and Mike don't believe them... (S4, E17) 
19:30The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help around the house while Frankie studies, Sue decides to change her middle name, and Axl gets competition for Cassidy from her ex-boyfriend. (S4, E18) 
20:00Bob's Burgers Flu-ousie Louise comes down with the flu and falls into an epic fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and wild adventures. (S7, E01) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Sea Me Now Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife by organizing a day trip on his newly refurbished boat; Tina attempts to prove she's responsible enough to have a mobile phone. (S7, E02) 
21:00Lee Evans Live From The West End Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm! 
22:30John Bishop Live: Elvis Has... ...Left The Building: Filmed in front of a packed house at the Liverpool Empire Theatre, John Bishop delights his home crowd, illustrating why he has become one of the nation's favourite comedians. 
23:50Andy Parsons: Slacktivist One of Britain's sharpest comedians returns to tackle the big issues and then have a nap. His mixture of anger and ridicule leaves 'the Big Society' in tatters. Recorded at the Harrogate Theatre. 
02:00Lip Sync Battle: Vampire Diaries Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Baseballer Tim Tebow goes head-to-head with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev. 'Eye Of The Tiger' and Marvin Gaye get synced! (S2 E05) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys get a taste of babysitting while asking strangers to watch their kid, then head to the grocery store to conduct taste(less) tests with shoppers. The loser is forced to strip. (S8, E11) 
02:55Impractical Jokers The guys get extra cheesy at a pizza parlour, then head to Wall Street where they ask strangers to help translate bizarre text messages in Spanish. A nightmare comes to life for the loser. (S8, E12) 
03:15Inside Amy Schumer Amy trains men to use feminine fighting techniques, acquires a mail-order husband, and removes her clothing for a canine audience. Justin Long guests. (S3, E07) 
03:40Comedy Central At The Comedy Store Tonight at the Comedy Store; Nish Kumar on his visit to the Isle of Man, Bobby Mair on being adopted, John Robins researches the vajazzle, and Chris Ramsey talks about social media and porn. (S3, E16) 
04:00Lip Sync Battle: Vampire Diaries Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon! Baseballer Tim Tebow goes head-to-head with The Vampire Diaries' Nina Dobrev. 'Eye Of The Tiger' and Marvin Gaye get synced! (S2 E05) 
04:25Epic Meal Empire - Thanksgiving With Thanksgiving fast approaching, the Epic Meal Empire crew seeks culinary inspiration from history, hopping aboard a massive, somewhat Mayflower-ish boat for a crash course in all things Pilgrim. 
05:05Friends The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
05:25Friends The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.