This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, October 29 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy Will gets a visit from an old pal named Ice Tray (Don Cheadle), who, to Vivian's and Philip's dismay, warms up to Hilary. (S1, E05) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mistaken Identity While Philip and Vivian go on a trip to Palm Springs in Mr. Furth's helicopter, Will and Carlton drive Furth's car there. They get pulled over for "stealing" the car. (S1, E06) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Michael and Jay are a loving married couple who have three children. Junior, who wants to go to a concert to see MC Murder Death, Claire who wants some privacy in her life and Little Kady. (S1, E01) 
09:30My Wife And Kids The Truth Hurts Janet and Michael find a tattoo parlour card in Junior's pants. Meanwhile, Michael Annoys Kady. (S1, E02) 
10:00Scrubs My Soul on Fire (Part 1): Janitor and Lady send out invites to their fake wedding in the Bahamas, but the joke's on them when J.D. convinces everyone to accept. (S8, E14) 
10:30Scrubs My Soul on Fire (Part 2): Janitor and Lady's quirky tropical seaside wedding ceremony affirms the romance for the strongest and oddest of Sacred Heart couples. (S8, E15) 
11:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
11:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
12:00Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
12:30Friends: Season 5 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys try to convince people of the existence of obscure places, pick their "poison" in a park and try to find a house sitter despite the other guys. (S3, E09) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 3 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys shake hands with strangers, spin the "Wheel of Doom", and work at a hibachi restaurant. The loser has to pose as a psychic in front of a crowd. (S3, E10) 
14:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
14:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
15:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
15:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Pilot A documentary crew arrives at the Scranton, Pennsylvania, offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Steve Carell stars. (S1, E01) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Diversity Day Michael's controversial imitation of a Chris Rock routine forces the staff to undergo a racial diversity seminar. Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension. (S1, E02) 
17:00Friends: Season 5 The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
17:30Friends: Season 5 The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
18:00Friends: Season 5 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
18:30Friends: Season 5 The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
19:00Friends: Season 5 The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
19:30Friends: Season 5 The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
20:00Friends: Season 5 The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
20:30Friends: Season 5 The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
21:00New: Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar join a gang of sheep shearers in New Zealand. It's the ultimate work hard play hard lifestyle but can the boys handle both the jobs and the alcohol? (S2, E06) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys try not to laugh at gags behind a glass mirror and head to the top of Rockefeller Plaza to get opinions on their wedding proposals. (S11, E10) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Who did Joe serve dog food to as an April Fool's prank? Which of the Jokers hosted an 80's prom night at a bar? And what challenge got Q and Sal reported for lewd behaviour? (S2, E22) 
23:00New: The Fall Of Donald Trump... ...A President Show Special. It is the year 2030 and this mockumentary special looks back at the last days of the Trump administration and the Commander in Chief's mysterious disappearance. 
00:00The Office (U.S.) Pilot A documentary crew arrives at the Scranton, Pennsylvania, offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Steve Carell stars. (S1, E01) 
00:30The Office (U.S.) Diversity Day Michael's controversial imitation of a Chris Rock routine forces the staff to undergo a racial diversity seminar. Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension. (S1, E02) 
01:00RuPaul's Drag Race One week away from the finale, the contestants gather around to discuss the season's biggest moments. All T, All Shade. (S9, E13) 
02:00Gary And His Demons Gary Goes Home / Guy on the Tiger: Gary goes home and must confront a horror unlike any other - a family dinner. Then Gary forms a bond with a tiger after it saves him from a demon. (S1, E03) 
02:30South Park Krazy K******s Christopher Reeve arrives in town and Jimmy & Timmy aren't happy with the attention he gets. They form a club called "The Crips" - unaware of the gang that shares the name! (S7, E02) 
03:00South Park Toilet Paper Mrs. Dreibel gives the boys detention for making a phallus out of clay in art class. Angry, they take revenge by toilet papering her house. Officer Barbrady is on their trail. (S7, E03) 
03:25The Cleveland Show It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown Cleveland crushes Cleveland Jr.'s spirit when he forbids him from trick-or-treating because he thinks he is too old. (S2, E04) 
03:50The Cleveland Show Little Man on Campus Cleveland uses Holt to cheat and get Stoolbend's high school baseball team to win state. (S2, E05) 
04:15Gilmore Girls Go, Bulldogs! Christopher talks Lorelai into visiting Rory at Yale during Parents' Weekend, and Lorelai is surprised to find that Richard and Emily are also there. (S7, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.