This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, March 1 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
09:00The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
09:30The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
10:00Friends The One Where Everybody Finds Out Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14) 
10:30Friends The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
11:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17) 
12:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
13:00The Office (U.S.) Pool Party Kevin persuades Robert California to have one last party at his mansion before it's sold off - cue fake flirting, cursed engagement rings, and drinking wine from the bottle! (S8, E12) 
13:30The Office (U.S.) Jury Duty Jim lies about doing jury duty but finds the lie harder and harder to keep up. Meanwhile, Oscar gets suspicious about Angela's "premature" baby... what will Dwight have to say? (S8, E13) 
14:00Friends The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star. (S6, E14) 
14:30Friends The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. (S6, E15) 
15:00Friends The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16) 
15:30Friends The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
16:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
16:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
17:00Friends The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19) 
17:30Friends The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20) 
18:00Friends The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
18:30Friends The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22) 
19:00Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
19:30Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
20:00Friends The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25) 
20:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's Oti and Marius to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S5, E01) 
21:00Jason Manford Live: First World... ...Problems Jason Manford's brilliant new live show, filmed in Liverpool during his mammoth 2014 UK tour. First World Problems is observational comedy at its very best. 
22:00New: Bob's Burgers I Bob Your Pardon The Belcher family soon find themselves in over their heads when they try to to save a turkey from a slaughterhouse and their schemes are noticed by a local news reporter. (S9, E07) 
22:30The Mick Pilot An unapologetic degenerate attempts to raise the spoiled kids of her wealthy sister and brother-in-law, who have fled the country to avoid prosecution for illegal activities. (S1, E01) 
23:00The Mick The Grandparents The Pemberton kids learn some lessons in "tough love" when Mickey calls in their overly strict grandmother to discipline them. (S1, E02) 
23:30New: Broad City Lost and Found The girls meet Ilana's 16th cousin - who is a Holocaust survivor - and take him to a drag brunch. Meanwhile, Abbi tries out a new look. (S5, E06) 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Dhechen will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S4, E11) 
00:30Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host a Christmas special of the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Ex on the Beach's Charlotte and Matt to win thousands for charity! (S4, E12) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys Greek out while lending a hand at a restaurant and then compete head-to-head answering questions in a focus group. The loser is forced to spend a day locked in a den at the zoo. (S11, E20) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV show was the inspiration for this episode's opening? How did the guys stay incognito on the cruise? And why wasn't Murr allowed to wear a real captain's uniform? (S3, E07) 
02:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:30South Park The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers The boys are dressed up in full 'Middle Earth' gear, and are sent on a quest by Randy to deliver a video to Butter's parents. (S6, E13) 
03:00South Park The Death Camp of Tolerance Mr. Garrison realizes that getting fired for being gay could allow him to sue the school for millions, so he decides to perform crazy sex acts with Mr Slave. (S6, E14) 
03:25The Middle Hecking Order When Mike learns that Brick is skipping gym class, he must talk to his son's teacher. Frankie is shocked that the kids feel that Mike is superior to her in the household. (S3, E03) 
03:50The Middle Major Changes After being humiliated because she accidentally ate Axl's toenail trimmings, Frankie has a meltdown and decrees that major changes need to take place in the Heck household. (S3, E04) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Those Were the Days Philip and Vivian welcome a '60s radical, who arouses the FBI's interest and influences Will and Carlton to take action over the firing of a nonconformist teacher. (S2, E20) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Vying for Attention Will's mum comes to visit with her new boyfriend but Will has problems with sharing his mum with another man. (S2, E21) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.