This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, March 3 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle New Year's Revelations As New Year's Eve approaches Sue admits to Frankie that she likes Sean Donahue. Meanwhile, Axl, Brick, Mike and Big Mike go for a drive with a surprise. (S9, E11) 
08:35Life In Pieces Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong Greg is still bitter over an accident that ended a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. (S1, E10) 
09:00Friends: Season 4 The One With The Free Porn The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17) 
09:35Friends: Season 4 The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
10:05Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Haste Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys. Meanwhile, Ross spontaneously pops the question to Emily. (S4, E19) 
10:35Friends: Season 4 The One With All The Wedding Dresses Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20) 
11:05Friends: Season 4 The One With The Invitation The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21) 
11:40Friends: Season 4 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22) 
12:05Scrubs My Butterfly In a unique episode, the path of a butterfly is the deciding factor in the fate of the staff, as Turk searches for his missing lucky rag & Elliot hunts for her patient's toy. (S3, E16) 
12:40Scrubs My Moment of Un-Truth The return of an old colleague leads Carla to question her feelings for Turk. The Janitor dresses up as his "twin" brother, Roscoe, to try and trick J.D. and Turk. (S3, E17) 
13:05Scrubs His Story II This episode we see the world from the perspective of Turk - will he mail out his wedding invites? J.D. covers Elliot's stint as the hospital clown with help from the Janitor! (S3, E18) 
13:35Scrubs My Choosiest Choice of All J.D. and Elliot's relationship complicates further with the re-appearance of Sean. Dr. Cox realizes he has a crush on Dr. Miller, and Jordan picks up on it. (S3, E19) 
14:05Impractical Jokers The guys try to humiliate each other at a convenience store before visiting a wedding expo. Later, the loser must face his childhood crush. (S7, E06) 
14:35Impractical Jokers The guys act not so silent at a library, and hunt for their imaginary wives again at the mall. Two of the jokers dress up as goalies and block shots from former New Jersey Devils players. (S7, E07) 
15:05Impractical Jokers The guys complete tasks at Universal Orlando Resort's Volcano Bay water park, go head-to-head playing a game of TP basketball shootout, and play a game of hot potato with a strange item. (S10, E23) 
15:35Impractical Jokers The guys are judged on the skills, or lack thereof, that they've displayed over the years as host Joey Fatone is joined by championship athletes and past punishers to see how the guys measure up. 
16:00Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision...(S4, E23) 
16:35Friends: Season 4 The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24) 
17:00Friends: Season 5 The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01) 
17:35Friends: Season 5 The One With All The Kissing Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02) 
18:05Friends: Season 5 The One With The Triplets Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03) 
18:35Friends: Season 5 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive. Emily tells Ross she'll give him a second chance if he cuts all ties with Rachel. (S5, E04) 
19:10John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game The celebrated comic has an adept ability to charm his audience with tales of middle age, marriage, and making sausage sandwiches. Recorded live at London's Hackney Empire. 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon, and the audience is the judge! Reality TV star Nicole Richie and renowned comedy actor John Michael Higgins go head-to-head. (S3, E15) 
22:27Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
22:59This is Comedy Central This is Comedy Central 
23:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
23:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
00:00Not Another Teen Movie Film At the stereotypical John Hughes High School discover whether the popular jock, Jake, can transform Janey, the ugly yet pretty girl, into the prom queen? Chris Evans and Jaime Pressly star. (2001) 
01:40Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants try to avoid and the pirates in Turtle Path before getting a soaking in Wet Paint. All of them aiming to storm the castle for victory. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S2, E06) 
02:10Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
02:40South Park Tsst Cartman's mum realizes she can no longer control him, so attempts to get help from various reality TV experts. Only when she recruits the "Dog Whisperer" do results start to happen. (S10, E07) 
03:05South Park Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
03:30The Cleveland Show American Prankster One of Rallo's pranks goes too far and gets Cleveland, Jr. kicked out of the scouts. Cleveland takes matters into his own hands... (S3, E17) 
03:50The Cleveland Show B.M.O.C. It is Homecoming Weekend at Cleveland's alma mater, so he volunteers to accompany Roberta on a college visit as an excuse to relive his crazy college days. (S3, E18) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy When Zoe and Lyndsey have a disagreement over the merits of the Opera, it's up to Walden and Alan to try and keep the peace. Ashton Kutcher stars. (S9, E16) 
04:35Two And A Half Men Not In My Mouth When freak turbulence puts Walden's jet into freefall he doesn't get the reaction from Zoe that he'd expect. Lyndsey's drinking leads to some nasty experiences for Alan. (S9, E17) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.