This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Friday, March 1 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Access Entertainment round up. 
08:05Last Man Standing US comedy. A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike gets in the middle of it. Mandy doesn't believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game. (S4 Ep 7) 
08:30Dance Moms Reality series. With only four weeks until Nationals, the ALDC is desperate for a group routine win. The Candy Apples return with a surprise guest. (S5 Ep 27) 
09:15Dance Moms Reality series. Jeanette takes over the Candy Apples with an epic routine, Abby tests the girls with a challenging prop, and Kendall and JoJo go head-to-head. (S5 Ep 28) 
10:108 Simple Rules Family sitcom. The girls suspect their mother is going on a date with their high school principal. (S2 Ep 23) 
10:408 Simple Rules Finale Part Deux Cate agrees to meet Ed, but the girls are convinced their mother is on a date. Meanwhile, Kerry is furious when Bridget is elected Student Body President. (S2 Ep 24) 
11:10Last Man Standing US sitcom. When a homeless man that Kyle has befriended goes missing, Mike uses his video log to help track him down. (S4 Ep 17) 
11:40Last Man Standing US sitcom. When Mike and Vanessa get home early from their anniversary celebration, they learn that Mandy was planning a party that included beer for under-age guests. (S4 Ep 18) 
12:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. (S7 Ep 18) 
12:35Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. (S7 Ep 19) 
13:003rd Rock From The Sun Award-winning sitcom about four aliens who come to Earth in human form as the Solomon family. Stunningly beautiful women plot to dominate the world. (S3 Ep 14) 
13:303rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens living on Earth in human form as the Solomon family. Dick and the gang fight back against the supermodel Venusians. (S3 Ep 15) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Stewart and Elmor attempt to recover money from a company director for unpaid invoices. The agents face a fiery reception from a family. (S5 Ep 16) 
15:00Neighbours Sonya's sister Jade arrives for a visit. Mark realises that he could lose Elly. Sonya shares a secret with Shane. Chloe accuses Mel of deliberately starting the fire. 
15:30Home and Away Will Coco forgive Raffy and Ryder? Maggie discovers that Bella's education is severely lacking. An unexpected hitch causes Colby and Chelsea to alter their wedding plans. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
17:00Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica avoids her real estate exam after meeting a top realtor. Eddie becomes Nicole's make-up guinea pig. (S1 Ep 9) 
17:30Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica's college boyfriend visits, and Eddie schemes to get out of the school science fair with the help of Evan. (S1 Ep 10) 
18:00Neighbours Sonya's sister Jade arrives for a visit. Mark realises that he could lose Elly. Sonya shares a secret with Shane. Chloe accuses Mel of deliberately starting the fire. 
18:30Home and Away Colby and Chelsea bring their wedding forward. Raffy feels left out as Ryder and Coco study for their learner's driving licence. Bella is in terrible danger as Ross stalks her. 
19:00Last Man Standing US comedy. When a neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa spraying the neighbourhood cat with a hose, an upset Mike laments his lack of privacy. (S4 Ep 15) 
19:30Last Man Standing US comedy. When Mike encourages both Ryan and Kyle to stand up for their beliefs, he sees how important it is for them to have a father figure in their lives. (S4 Ep 16) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. Stewart suffers a tirade of verbal abuse, and Steve and Ben meet a woman running her flat from a single plug. (S4 Ep 5) 
21:00The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
22:05Access Entertainment round up. 
22:10The Equalizer Film Crime thriller starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz. A retired tough guy returns to his old ways to protect a young prostitute from Russian gangsters. (2014) 
23:45Poseidon Film Seafaring disaster remake starring Josh Lucas and Kurt Russell. A freak wave causes a cruise liner to capsize, leaving the survivors to journey to the surface to stay alive. (2006) 
00:45Access Entertainment round up. 
00:50Poseidon Film Seafaring disaster remake starring Josh Lucas and Kurt Russell. A freak wave causes a cruise liner to capsize, leaving the survivors to journey to the surface to stay alive. (2006) 
01:403rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. Dick is forced to diet when he discovers that he has put on an enormous amount of weight and his clothes no longer fit. (S3 Ep 6) 
02:05My Wife and Kids Role-reversal sitcom about a house-husband with a high-flying stockbroker wife and three kids. An old friend of Michael's pays a visit. (S3 Ep 12) 
02:35My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
03:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. (S7 Ep 16) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. (S7 Ep 17) 
03:50Access Entertainment round up. 
04:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.