This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Wednesday, November 29 2017

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08:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his family. When Cheryl's uncle dies, Jim agrees to take over the housework, but he soon begins to feel that she's taking advantage of him. (S6 Ep 5) 
08:20Gilmore Girls So... Good Talk: Drama series. Richard and Emily return from their second honeymoon, but their bliss is scuppered when an angry Lorelai refuses to see or speak to Emily. (S5 Ep 16) 
09:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
09:15Pingu The adventures of Pingu, the clumsy young penguin who is always up to mischief. Pingu has been invited to a birthday party, but doesn't want Pinga to come too. (S6 Ep 8) 
09:25Pingu The adventures of Pingu, a young penguin who is always up to mischief. Pingu's teacher impresses the class by showing them how to make papier-mache shapes. (S6 Ep 9) 
09:35Thomas and Friends Disappearing Diesels CGI animation. Diesel does not like the other engines. But when Diesel runs out of fuel, Paxton gives him a push and a taste of what friendship might be like. (S18 Ep 4) 
09:50Floogals Animation. The Floogals discover that a simple cardboard box can be turned into almost anything - even a spaceship! (S1 Ep 14) 
10:00Fireman Sam CGI-animation. Norman has a great idea for turning Gareth's cardboard dragon into a real fire-breathing dragon using a pack of matches... (S10 Ep 3) 
10:10Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. All the farm animals have escaped and are causing chaos in Toy Green. (S1 Ep 24) 
10:30Little Princess I Want to Sing Regal larks. There is a singing competition in the Kingdom and everyone is entering. Little Princess is determined to win, but which song will she sing? (S3 Ep 12) 
10:45Simon Animation. Simon is jealous when he discovers that Ferdinand is Lou's best friend as well as him. But when Lou gets nits, Ferdinand drops her. (S1 Ep 26) 
10:55Mofy Animated series. Mofy looks for her friends so that she can play, but they are all busy doing other things. (S1 Ep 13) 
11:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
11:05Dance Moms Reality series. The girls discuss the future of the ALDC with Jai Rodriguez, the mini team introduce a new member, and the Dance Dads strut their stuff. (S6 Ep 23) 
12:058 Simple Rules Every Picture Tells a Story When Paul is asked to write a book about famed racing car driver Carter Tibbits (Jason Priestley), he brings his family along to the mansion. (S1 Ep 20) 
12:358 Simple Rules Family sitcom. Kerry documents a day in Bridget's life, to demonstrate that attractive people have it easy. (S1 Ep 21) 
13:00My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael is impressed with Jr's new girlfriend, Vanessa, but there is something about her that rubs Jay the wrong way. (S3 Ep 17) 
13:30My Wife and Kids Family comedy series. Michael and Jay throw Jr out of the house when they find him in bed with his girlfriend, and he ends up living in a tent. (S3 Ep 18) 
14:00Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords Last in the series. After his tenants refuse to move out, a landlord starts building work around them, while another landlord tries to recover 30,000 in unpaid rent. (S1 Ep 6) 
15:00Neighbours Paige decides to stay with Mark, but Jack feels sidelined as a result. Piper suffers a panic attack when she dives into a pool. Sonya and Toadie decide to try for another child. 
15:30My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Jay decides to attend a seminar for struggling couples. (S3 Ep 13) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Philip is advised to lose weight but he soon slips back into his old ways. (S4 Ep 10) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will plans to introduce his recently divorced professor to his cousin Hilary. (S4 Ep 11) 
17:00According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. Jim is angry when Tim and Cindy Devlin announce their divorce at his party. (S6 Ep 16) 
17:30According to Jim Sitcom about a lazy father and his dysfunctional family. To avoid having to accompany Cheryl to a musical, Jim looks for a homosexual man to take her instead. (S6 Ep 17) 
18:00My Wife and Kids Comedy about a house-husband with a high-flying wife. Michael camps out with Kady and her friends. Clare and Tony plan to sneak out to a rave. (S3 Ep 14) 
18:30Neighbours Paige decides to stay with Mark, but Jack feels sidelined as a result. Piper suffers a panic attack when she dives into a pool. Sonya and Toadie decide to try for another child. 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. A drinking contest results in Will becoming trapped in a mausoleum. (S4 Ep 12) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air US comedy series about a streetwise kid living with wealthy relatives. Will's boast that he is good friends with Boyz II Men lands him in trouble. (S4 Ep 13) 
20:00New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica avoids her real estate exam after meeting a top realtor. Eddie becomes Nicole's make-up guinea pig. (S1 Ep 9) 
20:30New: Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica's college boyfriend visits, and Eddie schemes to get out of the school science fair with the help of Evan. (S1 Ep 10) 
21:00World's Scariest...Animal Attacks Documentary detailing the most violent and horrific animal attacks captured on camera by ordinary people. Includes attacks by a shark, a giant anaconda, a lion and an elephant. 
22:00New: Empire US musical drama series about a hip-hop empire. The Lyon family stands together as Anika and Hakeem begin a custody battle for Bella. (S4 Ep 6) 
23:00Life As We Know It Film Comedy starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel. The godparents of a toddler are forced to put their differences aside when her parents die in an accident. (2010) 
00:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:05Life As We Know It Film Comedy starring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel. The godparents of a toddler are forced to put their differences aside when her parents die in an accident. (2010) 
01:20Sex Pod Entertaining sex education series. Subjects covered include female masturbation, is bigger really better?, and how long intercourse should last. (S1 Ep 10) 
02:25Heroes Reborn Sequel series to the hit fantasy drama. When her own daughter threatens her life, the sinister Erica Kravid re-examines her past decisions. (Ep 12) 
03:15Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica avoids her real estate exam after meeting a top realtor. Eddie becomes Nicole's make-up guinea pig. (S1 Ep 9) 
03:35Fresh Off the Boat Sitcom following an Asian-American family in Florida. Jessica's college boyfriend visits, and Eddie schemes to get out of the school science fair with the help of Evan. (S1 Ep 10) 
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