This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Fiver on Monday, October 29 2018

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08:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Vanessa goes too far when she organises a spook-tacular fundraiser for Boyd's school. (S3 Ep 5) 
08:25Dance Moms Reality series. The ALDC's biggest west coast rival, MDP, is back and Abby wants to put her best foot forward at the upcoming competition. (S5 Ep 24) 
09:10Dance Moms Reality series. When Abby refuses to take responsibility for the girls' lack of training, Kira takes matters into her own hands and brings in outside help. (S5 Ep 25) 
10:05Last Man Standing US sitcom. Following an eye-opening report, Boyd's school decides to change its name. Mandy turns to Blanca for help with a class project. (S3 Ep 14) 
10:35Last Man Standing US sitcom. There are several suspects when roses anonymously arrive at the Baxter household on Valentine's Day, but Mike isn't among them - he bought Vanessa a taser gun. (S3 Ep 15) 
11:05Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Rose returns from England and plays nurse to an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him. (S5 Ep 12) 
11:35Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18) 
12:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The cops are on the trail of a group of thieves who targeted a supermarket. A rude biker finds himself the subject of police attention. (S3 Ep 13) 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Brian and Del are assaulted by a debtor's wife. Stewart and Iain decode a debtor's lies. Del and Dael track down an alleged knight of the realm. (S4 Ep 13) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. Gary and Paul try to recoup a debt owed by a pub, and Stewart and Elmor tread carefully in a property which has many items that could be used as weapons. (S5 Ep 41) 
15:00Neighbours Alice tests Sonya's resolve. Piper visits Cassius in jail, but after informing him that he is no longer a part of her life, she later worries that she might be pregnant. 
15:30Home and Away Karen needs psychological help, but she persuades Dean to take her in as a guest. Chelsea accuses Colby of cutting Dean too much slack. 
16:00My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jr is persuaded that Junior Jr is a magic baby who can increase the knowledge of anyone who holds him. (S5 Ep 5) 
16:30My Wife and Kids Cool comedy about a family with a house-husband. Jay comes to Michael's all-male poker game, and Michael gets his own back by attending her book group. (S5 Ep 6) 
17:00Two and a Half Men American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. When Charlie meets the fiancee of his girlfriend's grown-up son, he realises it is not for the first time. (S5 Ep 19) 
17:30Two and a Half Men American sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. (S6 Ep 1) 
18:00Neighbours Alice tests Sonya's resolve. Piper visits Cassius in jail, but after informing him that he is no longer a part of her life, she later worries that she might be pregnant. 
18:30Home and Away Jasmine reveals her feelings to Robbo. Maggie is worried about an unexplained bruise. Brody's new menu attracts interest from a TV lifestyle show. 
19:00Last Man Standing US sitcom. Eve stands by her dad when she shares his controversial video blog on her social media page. The Baxters land in hot water. (S3 Ep 12) 
19:30Last Man Standing US sitcom. Boyd's restless behaviour at school prompts his teacher to make a suggestion, while Mandy turns over a new leaf by devoting her time to studying. (S3 Ep 13) 
20:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!:... ...Violent Encounters. Documentary series. In this episode, Brian and Graham have been warned to expect trouble as they evict some tenants, one of whom has a reputation for violence. (S2 Ep 1) 
21:00New: Rich Kids Go Skint Observational series. Money is no object for Becca. But when shown how much single mum Nureen has on which to feed a family, she is brought to tears. (S2 Ep 4) 
22:00Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
23:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
23:10Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Film Violent samurai thriller starring Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu. An assassin wreaks revenge on the people who slaughtered her guests and left her for dead on her wedding day. (2003) 
00:10Extreme Hair Wars: The Final Grand finale of the hair-styling contest. The five finalists must create a hairstyle that can hold half a pint of water and another inspired by space. Only one team can win. (S2 Ep 6) 
01:10Killer Girlfriends True crime documentary series. (S1 Ep 4) 
02:10Death By Selfie Documentary. Will Best meets people who are willing to risk their lives for a perfect photo of themselves. 
03:10Benefit House: Me & My 26 Kids Documentary. Meet some of Britain's largest families, whose accommodation problems are proving a headache for the families, the councils and the neighbours. Includes a man with 22 children! (S1 Ep 2) 
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