This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, January 16 2019

05:50Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Dr Linda Papadopoulos in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30The King of Queens Wedding Presence Doug and Carrie don't want to go to their friends' wedding in Maryland, so they concoct an elaborate plan to fool them into thinking that they are there. 
06:55The King of Queens Hi Def Jam Doug sees a TV that is even better than his 55" screen. When he finds out Carrie's boss has one, he schemes to get himself and the boys invited over to watch the Super Bowl. 
07:20The King of Queens Paint Misbehavin' At Deacon's birthday paintball party, Doug is shocked to learn that Carrie finds Deacon attractive, and Richie still has a thing for Doug's sister Stephanie (Ricki Lake). 
07:45Everybody Loves Raymond Look, Don't Touch Debra is suspicious when Angelina, a waitress at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. 
08:15Everybody Loves Raymond Frank, the Writer Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting anecdotes published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever seen. 
08:45Frasier The Three Faces of Frasier Frasier becomes obsessed with a caricature of him that hangs on the wall of a Seattle restaurant. 
09:15Frasier Dark Side of the Moon Daphne buckles under the strain of planning her wedding, knowing deep down it's because her true love is not her betrothed. 
09:45Frasier Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (Part 1): Frasier offers romantic advice to Niles and Daphne, hoping that they'll admit their love for one another before her wedding. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Michon's, a family-run smokehouse eatery in Atlanta, Georgia, whose future is in doubt because of the owner's ill health and his daughter's hands-off management style. 
11:05Undercover Boss USA YouTube star and internet sensation Bethany Mota adopts a disguise to go undercover and meet various up-and-coming social media hopefuls who are trying to break through. (S9 Ep1) 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary. 
12:05Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Can Sharon and Steve find a compromise for Mark and Clare in Almeria? In Alicante, retired party animals Lorraine and John want to enjoy a quieter side of Spain. (S2 Ep10/25) 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It In this episode, Max McMurdo upcycles a brass propeller into a stylish table lamp, while Henry Cole goes all Victorian with an old pond yacht. 
14:10Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Jon Culshaw in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Can property expert Jasmine Harman help Sylvia and Martin, who've visited Spain for years, buy a holiday home of their own in Alora to enjoy with their growing family? 
16:00The £100K Drop Davina is joined by Pauline and Andy, a couple from Welshpool, and Max and Lee, brothers from Stoke-on-Trent. But can either pair win big and walk away with the cash? (S2 Ep8) 
17:00Couples Come Dine with Me In Cambridge and Peterborough, Lisa and Jesue present an international menu, Georgie and Alex cook recipes by Alex's mum, and Paul and Gareth try to impress with an Italian-inspired menu. 
18:00The Simpsons Steal This Episode Irked by the high cost of watching Hollywood films at the cinema, Homer starts screening pirated movies in his back garden, but he's soon caught by the FBI. (S25 Ep8/22) 
18:30Hollyoaks Grace and Lisa go on a hunt to find the hooded bandit. Louis wants to write a letter to his true love, and Mercedes conceals her hangover as she spends time with Sylver. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It. The property gurus are in Larne in Northern Ireland to help a couple decide whether to ditch their rural 70s bungalow or stick with it. Could a garage hold the key? (S4 Ep2/8) 
21:00The Undateables This episode features the romantic adventures of autistic film aficionado Tom, nurse Esther, who has a large birth mark on her face, and Thomas, a deaf Sports Science student. (S10 Ep2) 
22:00Shut Ins: Britain's Fattest People Series about the super morbidly obese. Sharon has managed to get her weight down, but now her husband Andrew has ballooned to 36 stone and is trapped in the house. (Ep2/3) 
23:00Prison The series that has unprecedented access to life behind bars at HMP Durham. This episode focuses on what it takes to break the vicious cycle of violence between prisoners and against staff. 
00:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Pantaleone's, where stubborn owner Pete claims that he makes 'the best pizza in Denver'. Sadly, Gordon's own taste test proves the opposite. (S7 Ep1/10) 
01:10Beasts of the Southern Wild Film (2012) Oscar-nominated drama. A young girl called Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) and her father (Dwight Henry) find their Louisiana community threatened by an approaching hurricane. [SL] 
02:45Best of Both Worlds In Kent, Gill and Alan are downsizing, hoping to move closer to the capital and their grandchildren. And in Berkshire and Buckinghamshire, Laura and Alex want a home with a country feel. 
03:40Come Dine with Me Is there romance on the menu in this episode in east Dorset with decorator Gary D Allen, posh singleton Pauline Elliot, down-to-earth Natalie Lawrence and local farmer Philip Palmer? 
04:35The £100K Drop Davina is joined by Pauline and Andy, a couple from Welshpool, and Max and Lee, brothers from Stoke-on-Trent. But can either pair win big and walk away with the cash? (S2 Ep8) 
05:30Kirstie's Handmade Treasures Under the instruction of master florist Sioned Rowlands, Kirstie Allsopp learns how to create a flower arrangement for the 'petite' category at the Royal Cornwall Show. 
05:50Countdown: Champion of Champions Nick Hewer presides as the best players return to compete for the title Champion of Champions. With experts Susie Dent and Rachel Riley, and Dr Linda Papadopoulos in Dictionary Corner.