This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Tuesday, March 26 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Romeo is in a panic after what he discovers. Liam starts to smirk when he sees Myra and Mercedes drunk in the village. What is he planning? 
06:30Hollyoaks The McQueens are preparing for their double wedding, but Liam is still blackmailing Mercedes, and he gives her an ultimatum. Meanwhile, an upset Juliet threatens to burn down the school. 
07:00Rules of Engagement A Wee Problem Jeff does his best to make a heavily pregnant Brenda laugh, Adam annoys Audrey with his non-stop chatter during a spa visit, and Timmy starts his new job. 
07:30Rules of Engagement 100th Brenda goes into labour on Jen and Adam's wedding day. When Timmy's work visa expires due to Russell's carelessness, the two are forced to patch up their differences. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch Really Big Season Opener Sabrina and Miles produce a student horror film, but their quest to find the perfect cast leads them to one performer who plays his role too well. (S6 Ep1/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch Sabrina's Date with Destiny Josh announces he has accepted the offer of a job in Prague, so Sabrina calls on Destiny to show her what life would be like if she went with him. (S6 Ep2/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Game Night With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Be the Bigger Person Mel launches a healthy diet campaign while running for a Senate seat, but a voter soon catches her out eating some unhealthy fast food. (S5 Ep21/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Kara-te Kid Inspired by the Karate Kid films, Adam and the other Adam Goldberg face off in a karate match to settle their long-running feud for good. (S4 Ep16/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Baré When Lainey reveals that she has won a scholarship to a top art college, Barry considers modifying his dream of becoming a doctor to go with her. (S4 Ep18/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween III The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Into the Woods Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Roommate Transmogrification Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Skank Reflex Analysis Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy The Nurse and the Curse When Ben and Tucker take baby Emma to her first doctor's appointment, Ben asks Cassie, a nurse at the surgery, out on a date. (S1 Ep3/10) 
14:30Baby Daddy Guys, Interrupted The guys appreciate Bonnie's help with baby Emma, but it becomes overwhelming when she starts turning up at the flat unexpectedly. (S1 Ep4/10) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The 9-8 The Nine-Nine play host to officers from nearby precinct the Nine-Eight when their station house is flooded, reuniting Peralta with his old partner. (S3 Ep15/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine House Mouses Peralta insults Hitchcock and Scully's work ethic, so they try to get involved in a dangerous investigation in an attempt to prove themselves. (S3 Ep16/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs Goldberg on the Goldbergs Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3/22) 
16:30The Goldbergs Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4/22) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride Sam has £13k to spend on his perfect pixie wedding to his love Luanne. Will sensible Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his outlandish scheme? (Ep9) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Speckerman Recurrence Leonard confronts the man who bullied him in high school, while Penny realises she did her fair share of tormenting in the past. (S5 Ep11/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks A beloved resident decides to leave the village. Maxine discovers her boyfriend Damon's dream future is to move to New York with his best friend Brody! 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - H-e-r--Hero: To get on the good side of their health insurance agent and obtain a replacement wheelchair JJ needs, the DiMeos ask Dylan to make a sacrifice. (S1 Ep12/23) 
20:00Ice Age Film (2002) Family animated adventure set during the Ice Age. A sabretooth tiger, a wisecracking sloth and a woolly mammoth find a lost human infant and set out to return him to his tribe. 
21:35The Big Bang Theory The Positive Negative Reaction When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16/24) 
22:00The Big Bang Theory The Celebration Experimentation The gang persuade Sheldon to celebrate his birthday and invite a few special guests along to his party in the 200th episode. (S9 Ep17/24) 
22:30New: The Hangover Games Brand new series: In Croydon, a group wake to hideous hangovers and harsh party games - including a stomach-churning version of beer pong, and the smelliest journey to work ever. (Ep5) 
23:008 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett, Katherine Ryan, Tom Allen, Maya Jama, Richard Osman and Catherine Bohart kick off a new series of the comedy panel show. (S21 Ep1) 
00:05Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Pash mops up a ghastly gravy gaffe, Sketch chases away a confusing chicken tattoo, Alice gives Danni an inspirational design, and Uzzi deletes a DIY disaster. (S5 Ep11) [SL] 
01:10Rude Tube: Heroes of Fail Alex Zane presents some fresh heroes of fail with the worst wedding ring delivery ever, the world's biggest football miss and the funniest cross trainer fail. (S11 Ep8/10) 
02:15First Dates Computer programmer Andrew has been single for over a decade. Will he click with old-fashioned romantic Sarah? And Kenny and his biceps James and Andrew are back in the restaurant. 
03:10Celebs Go Dating Nadia and new agent Paul are secretly watching every move as three celebrities are sent out on a date right away. Mutya Buena is set up with tattoo fan Ryan. (S5 Ep2/20) 
04:00The Hangover Games Brand new series: In Croydon, a group wake to hideous hangovers and harsh party games - including a stomach-churning version of beer pong, and the smelliest journey to work ever. (Ep5) 
04:25The Big Bang Theory The Pants Alternative Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech. (S3 Ep18/23) 
04:45The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
05:05Rules of Engagement A Wee Problem Jeff does his best to make a heavily pregnant Brenda laugh, Adam annoys Audrey with his non-stop chatter during a spa visit, and Timmy starts his new job. 
05:30Rules of Engagement 100th Brenda goes into labour on Jen and Adam's wedding day. When Timmy's work visa expires due to Russell's carelessness, the two are forced to patch up their differences. 
06:00Hollyoaks The McQueens are preparing for their double wedding, but Liam is still blackmailing Mercedes, and he gives her an ultimatum. Meanwhile, an upset Juliet threatens to burn down the school.