This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, October 25 2017

06:00Hollyoaks Glenn hosts Courtney's baby shower but it descends into chaos. Milo tries to sabotage Dirk and Cindy's relationship, while Diane plans to get Luke and Mandy back together. 
06:30Hollyoaks Glenn offers to give Darcy a lift, with an ulterior motive. Sami and Misbah clash over his father, while Tegan starts playing Cupid. 
07:00Charmed She's a Man, Baby, a Man! The sisters discover that Phoebe is psychically linked to a man-killing demon, but when they cast a spell to lure the demonic femme fatale to them, it goes wrong. 
08:00Charmed That Old Black Magic After spending 200 years entombed, a powerful and evil witch is accidentally released and seeks her magic wand, so the sisters must locate and train her nemesis. 
09:00Melissa & Joey The Parent Trap Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Melissa & Joey's Frozen During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) 
10:00Baby Daddy What's in the Box?! Danny and Ben are eager to find out the gender of Riley's baby, although she'd prefer it to be a surprise, but their quest creates mix-ups. (S6 Ep10/11) 
10:30Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother The Ashtray When Ted receives an unexpected voicemail message from his former love rival The Captain, the gang recall their last awkward encounter with him. 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Weekend at Barney's When Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney helps his friend find a new date by using his infamous playbook full of 'fool-proof' ways to chat up women. 
12:00New Girl Thanksgiving Jess invites Paul, a music teacher from her school whom she's always had a crush on, to the gang's big Thanksgiving dinner, which naturally goes horribly awry. 
12:30New Girl Bells Desperate for rehearsal space, Jess brings her youth hand-bell quartet to the flat to practise and things take an interesting turn when Winston reveals hidden musical talents. 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Wildebeest Implementation Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Engagement Reaction Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23/24) 
14:00The Goldbergs As You Wish Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21/24) 
14:30The Goldbergs Dance Party USA Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22/24) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother The Poker Game Robin wins James's ring during a poker game but refuses to give it back, angering Barney's mother Loretta. Ted and Marshall fall out about wedding gifts. (S9 Ep5/24) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Knight Vision Ted finds himself with three prospects to be his date for the wedding weekend, but he chooses poorly about which of the women to spend time with. (S9 Ep6/24) 
16:00New Girl Kids Jess agrees to look after Russell's daughter Sarah while he is out of town, Cece is terrified she might be pregnant, and Nick has to defend his new relationship. 
16:30New Girl Tomatoes Jess frets that her relationship with Russell isn't passionate enough. Feeling depressed, Nick devotes his energy to cultivating a vegetable garden on the roof. 
17:00The Goldbergs La Biblioteca es Libros Beverly hears Adam is failing his Spanish class and blames his teacher. Barry gets a job delivering pizzas to win Murray's respect. (S2 Ep19/24) 
17:30New: Stage School Brand new series: The world dance show is looming, but can Leah get Kieran back into the crew? Josh lands a guest spot on live radio. Giles is given an offer he can't refuse. (S2 Ep23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Isolation Permutation Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Ornithophobia Diffusion Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Neeta tries to hide the truth of her turbulent relationship, while Frankie is shocked when a blast from the past makes her rethink her future. 
19:30Extreme Cake Makers In Chelmsford, one of Eloise's returning customers has ordered a cake that is edible for both humans and dogs - but can Eloise avoid this tricky task turning into a dog's dinner? (Ep13/15) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Raiders Minimization Amy ruins one of Sheldon's favourite films by pointing out a flaw in the storyline. Raj and Stuart decide to create online dating profiles. (S7 Ep4/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Workplace Proximity Amy tells Sheldon she's been asked to work on a project at his university, but the guys insist that this will be bad for their relationship. (S7 Ep5/24) 
21:00New: Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Adam lets fate take a hand as he plans to give his fianc?e Bianca the wedding of a lifetime. Will the pregnant bride-to-be get her elegant, classic day to remember? (Ep1) 
22:00New: First Dates Abroad Brand new series: The dating show returns to Ireland as more strangers meet up at the restaurant. Will country music fan Rachael leave carpenter Conor with an achy breaky heart? (S5 Ep1) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Valentino Submergence Sheldon and Amy host a special live episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Positive Negative Reaction When Bernadette makes a big announcement, Howard becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16/24) 
00:00Rude Tube Heroes and Villains Alex Zane presents another selection of amusing online clips, including man versus sofa, tree takes on house, and monkey against car. 
01:10Don't Tell the Bride Brand new series: Adam lets fate take a hand as he plans to give his fianc?e Bianca the wedding of a lifetime. Will the pregnant bride-to-be get her elegant, classic day to remember? (Ep1) 
02:10First Dates Abroad Brand new series: The dating show returns to Ireland as more strangers meet up at the restaurant. Will country music fan Rachael leave carpenter Conor with an achy breaky heart? (S5 Ep1) 
03:05First Dates Will hairdresser Lauren fall for party boy Danny's perma-tan chutzpah, or will his Dutch courage put her off? And Paolo returns; can Mario handle his high-heeled alter-ego? (S5 Ep3) 
04:00Rude Tube Naughty and Naked Rude Tube celebrates the most outrageous and hilarious flashes of flesh to have graced the web, featuring the exhibitionists and mischief makers responsible for them. 
04:25Rude(ish) Tube Rude Tube's naughty little sister is back with just as cheeky and daft - if a little less rude - clips. Featuring a cat playing chess and a horse doing yoga. 
04:55Charmed She's a Man, Baby, a Man! The sisters discover that Phoebe is psychically linked to a man-killing demon, but when they cast a spell to lure the demonic femme fatale to them, it goes wrong. [SL] 
06:00Hollyoaks Glenn offers to give Darcy a lift, with an ulterior motive. Sami and Misbah clash over his father, while Tegan starts playing Cupid.