This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Hollyoaks Imran discovers that Yazz has been drugging him with pills for anxiety. Breda tells Mercedes that Sylver is in love with her, while James is horrified to find Mac is back in the village. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ste makes a heartfelt video pleading for Tony to come home, while Dee Dee doesn't recognise Tegan due to her condition. 
07:00All Star Driving School Brand new series: Ruby O'Donnell works on her parallel park, while Tallia Storm tries a hill start, and comedian Mark Watson battles to reach top speed. (S2 Ep13/15) 
07:302 Broke Girls And the Two Openings Part 2: Sophie goes into labour just before the dessert bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. (S6 Ep2/22) 
08:00Baby Daddy Strip or Treat Ben, Danny and Tucker's plans to attend the biggest Halloween celebration in the city fall through, so they decide to gatecrash a party. (S4 Ep21/22) 
08:30Baby Daddy It's a Wonderful Emma Feeling grumpy about all the fuss and upheaval surrounding the yuletide season, Ben makes a wish that Christmas had never existed. (S4 Ep22/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Inside Job When Joe gets a new job at City Hall he soon finds himself caught up in another potential financial scandal, which could put Mel's career at risk. (S3 Ep3/16) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Can't Hardly Wait When Joe embarks on an exciting new relationship, Mel persuades him to consider the virtues of waiting before he goes to bed with his date. (S3 Ep4/16) 
10:00Young & Hungry Young & Getting Played Yolanda's son Derek returns home nursing a broken heart. Caroline temporarily moves in with Josh after a crisis at her townhouse. (S1 Ep9/10) 
10:30Young & Hungry Young & Thirty (and Getting Married): Gabi creates a 30th birthday present for Josh, but offers to let Caroline claim the gift as her own when she forgets. (S1 Ep10/10) 
11:00How I Met Your Mother Zoo or False Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19/24) 
11:30How I Met Your Mother Home Wreckers Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween II Peralta and Holt repeat their Halloween wager of the previous year as Peralta bets the Captain that he can steal his watch before midnight. (S2 Ep4/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Zarnecki Incursion When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Herb Garden Germination Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Teach Your Children Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) 
14:30Melissa & Joey What Happens in Jersey (Part 1/2): Mel must take a trip to New Jersey and pose as Joe's ex-wife at a party for his dying grandmother, who doesn't realise he's divorced. (S3 Ep14/16) 
15:00Baby Daddy You Give Real Estate a Bad Name Bonnie competes with her ex-boyfriend for the chance to be the real-estate agent responsible for a celebrity penthouse sale. (S4 Ep9/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy A Love/Fate Relationship Tucker is unhappy with his love life, so Ben and Bonnie invent a glamorous secret admirer to give him some much needed confidence. (S4 Ep10/22) 
16:00Young & Hungry Young & How Gabi Got Her Job Back When Gabi returns from her internship in Switzerland, she's anxious to face up to Josh after the awkward way they left things. (S2 Ep9/21) 
16:30Young & Hungry Young & Back to Normal Gabi sets Josh up on a date with her attractive neighbour Sarah, and Elliot recruits Yolanda to the post of bingo caller at Alan's bar. (S2 Ep10/21) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Payback The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13/23) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Defense Rests Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Russian Rocket Reaction Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Rhinitis Revelation Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Darren wants to make Brooke a safe space where she can go when she feels stressed. Imran convinces Ollie not to give up his football dream and Mandy catches them bunking off school. 
19:30New: All Star Driving School Brand new series: It's mock test day for the celebrities. How will Tallia Storm cope with the stress when she comes face to face with a roundabout? (S2 Ep14/15) 
20:00Young Sheldon Ju-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-Hoo When Sheldon is bullied by an unlikely character, Mary and George disagree about how to handle the situation. (S1 Ep17/22) 
20:30Young Sheldon A Mother, a Child, and a Blue Man's Backside When Mary bans Sheldon from reading a comic book, he decides it's time to stop living under his mother's thumb. (S1 Ep18/22) 
21:00The Big Bang Theory The Athenaeum Allocation Leonard jumps through hoops to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Howard and Bernadette face a big decision. (S11 Ep17/24) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The Gates Excitation The guys do everything in their power to meet Bill Gates when his firm has dealings with the pharmaceutical company Penny works for. (S11 Ep18/24) 
22:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine DFW Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22) 
22:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Gray Star Mutual A fire destroys Boyle's food truck, Diaz helps Santiago pick her wedding dress, while Gina and Jeffords coach Holt in the art of social media. (S5 Ep18/22) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Guitarist Amplification Sheldon feels annoyed when Leonard and Penny argue about Penny's male friend staying over and he has to act as peacemaker. (S3 Ep7/23) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8/23) 
00:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
00:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
01:00Gogglebox Britain's favourite opinionated TV viewers on: The Stranger on the Bridge, Question Time, Game of Thrones, Antiques Roadshow, Britain's Got Talent and the News. (S5 Ep12/12) 
02:05First Dates Fred and his team return with more episodes. Can kickboxer Aston inspire bobsleigh athlete Jordan to turn over a new leaf and settle down? Or will his eyes wander? 
03:00Celebs Go Dating Hollywood's Jonathan Lipnicki, Olympic gold medallist Jade Jones and singer Tallia Storm go on their first dates. Things take a turn for the worse for Gemma. (S4 Ep3/20) 
03:50First Dates Abroad Stunning Sharlene is smitten with beefcake Brandon at the Canadian First Dates restaurant, but will her unusual profession send him running for the hills? (Ep7/14) 
04:152 Broke Girls And the Two Openings Part 2: Sophie goes into labour just before the dessert bar's grand opening and demands that Max and Caroline be present for the birth. (S6 Ep2/22) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Zoo or False Marshall gets mugged at gun point. Lily applies for a gun licence to make them both feel safer, but Marshall objects and makes up a tall story to calm her down. (S5 Ep19/24) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother Home Wreckers Ted is upset when his mum marries her long-term partner and walks out of the wedding, refusing to give a speech. Later, he buys a house on a whim. (S5 Ep20/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Ste makes a heartfelt video pleading for Tony to come home, while Dee Dee doesn't recognise Tegan due to her condition.