This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, January 16 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Imran tries to win back ex-girlfriend Brooke, but little does he know she fancies his best friend. Goldie has a crush on a priest, and Mercedes parties with bad boy Liam. 
06:30Hollyoaks Mercedes is nowhere to be found after a wild night out. Lisa decides to tell Liam how she really feels. There's a horrible surprise in store when a mysterious robber breaks in to The Loft. 
07:00Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: The coach heads to the famous gay resort of Sitges, where there's some mischievous behaviour during paddleboarding, and a trip to a drag club. (Ep2/10) 
07:30Extreme Cake Makers Molly Robbins embarks on a cake designed to be the same shape, and size, as a Shetland pony. Wedding cake specialist Suzanne Thorp is tasked with a cake that's over two foot tall. 
08:00Mike & Molly Support Your Local Samuel Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they're struggling financially and he considers moving back home to take care of them. (S5 Ep7) 
08:30Mike & Molly Mike Check Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor for a check-up when she finds out that he hasn't paid a visit to the surgery for over a decade. (S5 Ep8) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Double Happiness Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Pilot First episode of the popular US sitcom about a politician and the man she employs to help look after her niece and nephew when they are suddenly left in her care. (S1 Ep1/30) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Goldberg Girls Beverly seeks her children's advice on assembling a circle of friends for her later years. Geoff's romantic gestures begin to annoy Erica. (S5 Ep11/22) 
11:30The Goldbergs Dinner with the Goldbergs Geoff takes Erica out to a restaurant with her family to celebrate her birthday, but dinner with the Goldbergs is no ordinary meal... (S5 Ep12/22) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Paranoia Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Solo Oscillation Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Triangulation Raj gets into a domestic drama with his new date Nell and her estranged husband. Sheldon rents his old room back from Leonard. (S11 Ep14/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey In Lennox We Trust Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey A Fright in the Attic Mel tries to get the kids excited about Halloween. Joe investigates noises coming from the attic, where he discovers Lewis hiding from the police. (S1 Ep11/30) 
15:00How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
15:30How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
17:00The Goldbergs Spaceballs Adam tries to start a Mel Brooks club after watching the movie Spaceballs. Erica plans to tell Beverly and Pops about a big decision she has made. (S5 Ep21/22) 
17:30The Goldbergs Let's Val Kilmer This Car Lainey's back and Barry invites her to the prom. When she says no, he plans a prank with Principal Ball's car to get out of going. (S5 Ep22/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Sibling Realignment When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother Georgie, he and Leonard travel to Texas. (S11 Ep23/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Bow Tie Asymmetry Everyone focuses on making sure all the arrangements for Amy and Sheldon's big day go according to plan - except the bride and groom. (S11 Ep24/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Louis has a realisation that makes his situation a lot more threatening. Ollie and Brooke scrape up all their money for a slap up meal in The Hutch, but their date doesn't go to plan. 
19:30New: Celebrity Coach Trip Brand new series: In Tarragona, some of the celebs are already sick of each other. There's sea kayaking, extreme zip wiring, and Sam makes waves by flirting with Ola. (Ep3/10) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Hersheypark: When Adam tells Beverly he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, his mother tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'. (S6 Ep4) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Space Probe Disintegration Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12/24) 
21:00The Heat Film (2013) Broad-humoured comedy from the director of Bridesmaids. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy star as mismatched cops who are forced to work together. Strong language/drugs/violence. 
23:20The Big Bang Theory The Prestidigitation Approximation Leonard must choose between his new girlfriend Priya and his friendship with Penny. Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick. (S4 Ep18/24) 
23:50The Big Bang Theory The Zarnecki Incursion When somebody hacks into Sheldon's online gaming account, he and his friends become determined to locate the culprit. (S4 Ep19/24) 
00:20Gogglebox The opinionated TV viewers on: Downton Abbey, Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners, Match of the Day, Strictly Come Dancing, Unreported World, Gino's Italian Escape and the News. (S4 Ep3/12) [SL] 
01:25First Dates Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) 
02:25Rude Tube: Feasts of Fury This top 50 features some very funny food clips including the Pope popping out for a pizza, a cat cookery show and the rudest waitress in the world. (S10 Ep5/10) 
03:20The Goldbergs Brand new series - Hersheypark: When Adam tells Beverly he doesn't want her to chaperone the school trip to a theme park, his mother tries to manipulate him with 'guilt letters'. (S6 Ep4) 
03:40The Big Bang Theory The Spock Resonance While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7/24) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Mystery Date Observation While Amy's out on a date with a mystery man, Sheldon enlists Howard and Raj to help find a new girlfriend by posting online. (S9 Ep8/24) 
04:20Mike & Molly Support Your Local Samuel Samuel receives a letter from his parents saying they're struggling financially and he considers moving back home to take care of them. (S5 Ep7) 
04:40Mike & Molly Mike Check Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor for a check-up when she finds out that he hasn't paid a visit to the surgery for over a decade. (S5 Ep8) 
05:00How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
05:25How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes is nowhere to be found after a wild night out. Lisa decides to tell Liam how she really feels. There's a horrible surprise in store when a mysterious robber breaks in to The Loft.