This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, May 24 2019

06:00Hollyoaks This special episode focuses on Sinead and Laurie, following a recent development. And it reveals what the residents of Hollyoaks village really think of their marriage. 
06:30Hollyoaks Sinead is desperate for help, Nancy feels awful for fighting on the wrong side, and Harry is furious once he discovers who James's new client is. 
07:00Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Kids Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend together, while Jeff and Audrey think about having children, and Russell runs into one of his old flames. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2/20) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. (S3 Ep4/20) 
09:00Baby Daddy Wheeler War Ben realises he made a huge mistake when he drove Riley away and he plots to get rid of Ross. Bonnie is determined to join the boys' poker game. (S4 Ep15/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy Parental Guidance Suggested When a medical check-up reveals something of concern, Ben panics about who will take care of Emma if he's no longer around. (S4 Ep16/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Couples Costume Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating at Halloween, but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Lucky Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but the girls exclude her from the event. (S3 Ep7/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Charges and Specs Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Undercover Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Champagne Reflection Sheldon and Amy record the final episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Penny tells Bernadette how her colleagues really feel about her. (S8 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Clean Room Infiltration Amy hosts a Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, complete with party games, and Raj, Leonard and Howard have pigeon problems. (S8 Ep11/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine USPIS While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Road Trip In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9/23) 
16:00Speechless D-i--DiMeo A-c--Academy After a dust-up about JJ's graduation with his teachers, Maya comes to her son's rescue and launches her own school from their home. (S2 Ep12/18) 
16:30Speechless E-i--Eighteen JJ struggles with not being treated like an adult on his 18th birthday. Ray tries to make Taylor jealous with some of his father's old moves. (S2 Ep13/18) 
17:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
17:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Leftover Thermalization A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Skywalker Incursion When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Sami wants to help Sinead, which angers one village resident. Meanwhile, Nancy is hated for her actions - but does she have a plan up her sleeve? 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - J-i--Jimmy V-a-l--Valentine: JJ's love-match with Izzy becomes a struggle with Kenneth. Unable to find a date to a pre-paid night out, Ray takes Dylan along. (S3 Ep14/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Bitcoin Entanglement Sheldon seeks revenge when the guys cut him out of a potentially valuable investment. A secret about Leonard and Penny is revealed. (S11 Ep9/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Conclusion Leonard is surprised when his mother Beverly comes to visit and is kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. (S12 Ep22/24) 
21:00Lucy Film (2014) Violent sci-fi thriller starring Scarlett Johansson. A kidnap victim, who gains superhuman powers when she's exposed to a huge dose of a wonder drug, sets out for revenge. 
22:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Get Schwifty When a huge alien entity appears, seeking out some catchy new music, Rick and Morty call on Ice-T to help them write a tune for an intergalactic song competition. (S2 Ep5/10) 
23:15New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet: The show reviews Star Wars plot holes. Peppa Pig's family deal with Brexit fallout. Some swine make a knock-off of Hamilton. (S9 Ep16) 
23:30New: Dream Corp LLC [adult swim] Brand new series - Can't Touch This: Skin-to-skin contact feels like fire to Patient 66, leaving her with little relationship history, so Dr Roberts prescribes her a Dream Date. (S2 Ep12) 
23:45Rick and Morty [adult swim] Meeseeks and Destroy Rick allows Morty to lead their next expedition. And Rick provides the family with an inventive solution when they come to him with their trivial problems. (S1 Ep5/11) 
00:158 Out of 10 Cats Brand new series: Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett and Aisling Bea are joined by competing panellists Kerry Godliman, Georgia Toffolo, Kiri Pritchard-McLean and Fin Taylor. (S21 Ep9) 
01:15The Big Bang Theory The Launch Acceleration When Nasa informs Howard that his space mission has been rescheduled to an earlier date, he tries to use the wedding as an excuse not to go. (S5 Ep23/24) 
01:40The Big Bang Theory The Countdown Reflection Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24/24) 
02:10Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Pash tackles Rebecca's pain in the neck. Sketch destroys Layton's dodgy design. Alice takes pity on Teresa and her kitty. Uzzi covers Sean's crustacean situation. (S6 Ep9) [SL] 
03:05The Big Bang Theory The Thanksgiving Decoupling Howard takes the gang to his mother's house for Thanksgiving to protect himself from his grumpy father-in-law, who has also been invited. (S7 Ep9/24) 
03:25The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
03:45New Girl Clean Break As Coach prepares to move out of the loft apartment and make an unsentimental clean break, he encourages the gang to follow suit and de-clutter. (S4 Ep22/22) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother We're Not from Here Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2/20) 
04:30How I Met Your Mother Little Boys Lily sets Robin up with the father of a pupil. Though hesitant at first, Robin agrees and soon bonds with his son, making it difficult when she dumps his dad. (S3 Ep4/20) 
04:50Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try. [SL] 
05:15Rules of Engagement Kids Jennifer and Adam plan a romantic weekend together, while Jeff and Audrey think about having children, and Russell runs into one of his old flames. 
06:00Don't Tell the Bride Essex groom Gary plans an aquatic wedding 200 miles from home. But Lauren hopes for a home counties service. Will Gary's underwater dream sink without a trace? (Ep17)