This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Tmf on Thursday, May 23 2013

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00The Girls: UK Vs USA! When it comes to female hit making talent, both the UK and USA have got some serious credentials, but who is really bringing the heat? Find out here! 
11:00One Direction: Pop 5! Check out five of the best from pop's boy-wonders, One Direction! 
11:305 Seriously Hot New Vids! Forever keeping you up to date, we're bringing you 5 of the hottest new tunes for your viewing pleasure!! 
12:00This Week's Viva Top 20 Join Lilah Parsons as she counts down the 20 freshest, most exciting brand new tracks on Viva right now! 
14:00Jessie Vs Cheryl Vs Rita 3 Way! We know these girls have bags of swagger, but who will come out on top when we pit Jessie J, Cheryl and Rita Ora against each other?! 
15:00This Week's 10 Hot New Vids! Forever keeping you up to date, we're bringing you 10 of the hottest new tunes for your viewing pleasure!! 
16:00The Penguins of Madagascar Mort gets sent back to the factory along with some toys in 'Operation Plush And Cover', and then in 'Happy Julien Day', Maurice bribes the animals to celebrate the made-up King Julien Day. 
16:30The Penguins of Madagascar Marlene discovers a lost egg, and asks the penguins to help keep it safe in 'Paternal Egg-Stinct', and in 'Assault & Batteries', Skipper sets off a wild chase that gets him and Julien lost! 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will's attempt to make flambé goes up in smoke before Phil's boss comes to dinner. 
17:35The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will replaces Carlton as Hilary's assistant talent coordinator for her television talk show. Phil presides as the judge on a sensational Hollywood trial. Chris Rock guest stars in a dual role. 
18:00Run's House Thinking Diggy's fly wardrobe is why girls are interested in him, Russy raids his closet, so Justine gets him his own clothes. Angela & Vanessa come up with a new idea for Pastry. Series 4, Episode 2. 
18:30Run's House Now that Angela & Vanessa have moved from their New York City apartment to Run's House, they have a little more time on their hands & Angela begins to get tattoo fever! Series 4, Episode 3. 
19:00My Super Sweet 16 From star-studded Super Sweet 16s to Super Stuntin' 21st Birthday Bashes, we're going to count down the Top 5 most stuntin' celebrity bashes... ever! Series 8, Episode 4. 
19:3016 And Pregnant The cast from Season 4 share the stage and update Dr. Drew on their heartbreaks, challenges, and triumphs over the past year. The emotional finale delves into the issues pregnant teens face. 
21:00The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will's attempt to make flambé goes up in smoke before Phil's boss comes to dinner. 
21:30The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Will replaces Carlton as Hilary's assistant talent coordinator for her television talk show. Phil presides as the judge on a sensational Hollywood trial. Chris Rock guest stars in a dual role. 
22:00Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets looks of disbelief as he frantically tries to get his blood soaked car washed. 
22:30Jackass Rake Yohn and Johnny Knoxville suit up in haz-mat gear to transfer a unknown chemical through the streets of Portland. 
23:00Guy Code The ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood: manscaping, sexting, bottle service and camping. 
23:30Punk'd This week on Punk'd Dax Shephard returns as he takes on a Los Angeles Laker, Metta World Peace, pocket dials Chloe Moretz, and gives Lauren Conrad a lesson in recycling. 
00:00Jackass Follow the adventures of Johnny Knoxville, Steve-o and Chris Pontius as they race through fifteen countries in five days for the Gumball rally. 
01:00Viva La Bam In honor of Arbor Day, Bam decides to build a kick a** tree house called Fast Eddie's Tree Top Casino, and then hires professional wrestlers to perform below it. 
01:30Viva La Bam Bam's got demolition derby on the brain when he heads over to the local car dealership and picks up four used cars. 
02:00Viva The Hits! Find the very biggest hits from your favourite artists all in one place. The perfect mixture of future smashes, pop classics and the biggest superstars around! Join us as we say Viva The Hits! 
03:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.