This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, May 24 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Bob's Burgers The Wolf of Wharf Street Linda tries impressing the children on Halloween night by going off with them in search of an elusive wolf that has been terrorising the town. (S8, E03) 
08:35Bob's Burgers Sit Me Baby One More Time After Tina launches a babysitting service, she soon faces internal problems with her business nemesis, Tammy. (S8, E04) 
09:00Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09) 
09:30Life In Pieces Musical Motel Property Bingo Jen, Colleen and Tim secretly play "Short Family Bingo" during the weekly Sunday brunch. Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair. (S2, E10) 
10:00Friends The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
10:35Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
11:05Friends The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
11:35Friends The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
12:05Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
13:00Friends The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13) 
13:30Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
14:00Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
14:30Friends The One With Rachel's Going Away Party At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16) 
15:00Friends The Last One After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. (S10, E17) 
16:00Two Guys and a Girl Rescue Me The gang go out for dinner together at a restaurant filled with old people. When a man chokes on his food, Sharon is caught on tape saving his life. (S4, E10) 
16:30Two Guys and a Girl Burning Down the House Berg's mom comes to stay when she and Berg's dad split up. Berg becomes annoyed when she is staying out late every night at bars and clubs. (S4, E11) 
17:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
17:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
18:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One Where No One's Ready In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02) 
18:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19) 
19:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
19:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
20:00Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Joey's Bag Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13) 
20:30Friends: Fashion Faux Pas The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News: Big... ...News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through his favourite big news stories. Featuring; Kate and Will's wedding, the Chile miners rescue, psychic dogs, and a man having sex with a bench. (S6, E10) 
22:00Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Kevin Hart performs in front of a sold out crowd live from Cleveland, Ohio - where he delivers his hilarious and unique brand of comedy. Kevin is in rare form and funny as ever! 
23:00New: Bob's Burgers Long Time Listener, First Time Bob Bob meets his personal hero - a renegade radio DJ who now works at the local bowling alley and refuses to compromise. (S9, E19) 
23:30New: Corporate The Tragedy When a national tragedy happens, everyone in the office competes to see who has the most incisive and heartfelt social media post. Kristen Schaal guest stars. (S2, E08) 
00:00The Football Factory Film An insight into the gritty life of a bored Chelsea football hooligan (Danny Dyer) who lives for violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. (2004) 
01:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
02:30South Park Quest For Ratings When the gang's school news programme trails far behind Craig's show, "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens", they pledge to boost their ratings - how far will they go? (S8, E11) 
03:00South Park Stupid Spoiled Wh**e Video Playset Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park, corrupting the town's girls in the process. It's up to Mr Slave to put things right - time for a "Wh**e off!" (S8, E12) 
03:25LA to Vegas Things to Do in Vegas When You're Grounded When Colin gets served with divorce papers, Captain Dave plans a guys' night out. Nichole brings Ronnie on an interesting double date. (S1, E07) 
03:50LA to Vegas Parking Lot B: Ronnie is evicted from her apartment and kicked out of Bernard's, so Captain Dave invites her to stay with him in a community of airline workers. (S1, E08) 
04:15Life In Pieces #TBT Y2K Sophia Honeymoon Critter: The Shorts take a trip down memory lane on New Year's Day Y2K, when John and Joan throw a party to celebrate the turn of the century. (S2, E09) 
04:35Life In Pieces Musical Motel Property Bingo Jen, Colleen and Tim secretly play "Short Family Bingo" during the weekly Sunday brunch. Matt, Greg and Heather suspect Joan is having an affair. (S2, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.