This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Saturday, April 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Thank You For Not Kissing Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school. (S9, E18) 
08:35Life In Pieces Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he'd like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn't get along well with Joan. (S1, E18) 
09:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
09:30Friends: Season 1 The One Where Underdog Gets Away Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) 
10:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) 
10:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Boobies Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Candy Hearts Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) 
12:00Scrubs My Words of Wisdom Laverne's death hits the team hard and Carla struggles to come to terms with it. Meanwhile, J.D. treats a deaf patient and learns that the Janitor knows sign language. (S6, E16) 
12:30Scrubs Their Story In a unique twist, J.D. turns his narrating duties over to Ted, Todd and Jordan as this episode focuses on the lives of the supporting players at Sacred Heart. (S6, E17) 
13:00Scrubs My Turf War J.D. finds himself in direct competition for Elliot's affections with her wild sorority sister, Melody, whilst simultaneously hoping he can "mack it" with the newcomer. (S6, E18) 
13:30Scrubs My Conventional Wisdom J.D. and Turk go to a surgeon's convention, where they bump into a face from the past. Kelso lives it up at a medical convention, so the Janitor poses as the Chief. (S6, E20) 
14:00My Name Is Earl Nature's Game Show A series of tornados hitting Camden County aren't Earl's biggest concern when he loses his list. A wild ride in a boat causes Randy to think he's invulnerable. (S4, E11) 
14:30My Name Is Earl Reading Is a Fundamental Case While reading to children, Earl reminisces about a recent list item. It all began when Earl found his old friend Raynard (Ewen Bremner) living in the wild. (S4, E12) 
15:00My Name Is Earl Orphan Earl When Earl tries to make amends to a man that he conned out of $100, he discovers that Joy and her friends are still conning him. (S4, E13) 
15:30My Name Is Earl Got the Babysitter Pregnant Earl tries to help his old babysitter, whom he got pregnant by poking holes in her condom, by whipping her deadbeat son into shape. (S4, E14) 
16:00Addams Family Values Film The family, including new addition baby Pubert, must rescue their beloved Uncle Fester (Christopher Lloyd) from his gold-digging new love - the children's nanny Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack). (1993) 
18:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Stoned Guy Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
20:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys return to White Castle, pose as bouncers at a night club, and read horoscopes to patrons at a mall. (S2, E01) 
20:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker has never competed in the Wheel of Faces challenge? And what punishment tested the limits of the producers acting ability? (S2, E10) 
21:00Live At The Apollo Perennial panel show guest (and Canadian) Katherine Ryan is our host tonight at The Apollo. German Henning Wehn and record Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee James Acaster join her. (S11, E05) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle Plus-size model Ashley Graham goes head-to-head with Jermaine Fowler (Franco in sitcom "Superior Donuts") in the SSB arena. (S3, E22) 
22:30Russell Howard & Mum: USA... ...Road Trip: Russell and Ninette's Road Trip has brought them west. The Wild West to be exact. They are in cowboy country and are saddling up for a mission to become real life ranchers. (S2, E04) 
23:00Joel & Nish Vs The World Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar arrive in China to learn the way of the Shaolin. Joel embarks on his Kung Fu training, while Nish tries to find a way to replace Joel's vanity with Zen. (S1, E03) 
00:00Super Troopers Film Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. A Broken Lizard film. (2001) 
02:00South Park Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls The Sundance Film Festival is in South Park but it's not long before Hollywood culture is over running the town and polluting the sewer where Mr Hankey lives. (S2, E09) 
02:30South Park Chickenpox The boys are sent to Kenny's for the night, so they can all get chickenpox. The boys decide to get even on their parents by hiring a prostitute with mouth herpes to infect them. (S2, E10) 
03:00South Park Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods The boys are taken to the planetarium but Cartman has other ideas and decides to audition to sing the Cheesy Poofs song on their next advert. (S2, E11) 
03:25My Name Is Earl Stole an RV Earl and Randy make amends for a depressed elderly man whose RV they stole years earlier - but accidentally turn him into a 75-year-old killing machine. (S4, E04) 
03:50My Name Is Earl Sweet Johnny Earl decides it's time to make it up to local stunt man Sweet Johnny (David Arquette) for sleeping with his girlfriend. Joy buys a gun after someone carjacks the Brat. (S4, E05) 
04:15Two And A Half Men Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jake shares that he heard his mother having sex with her fianc?. This revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie, which leads him to seek help from Rose. (S4, E13) 
04:35Two And A Half Men That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Charlie, with an ulterior motive, sets Alan up with their new neighbour Danielle, but then he discovers her wild ways... Brooke Shields guest-stars. (S4, E14) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.