This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Monday, November 19 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Hi-Ho Silver Will and Carlton think that the famous actress Sonya Lamor (Zsa Zsa Gabor) has stolen Vivian's silverware. Will and Carlton do a little investigating in her house... (S2, E10) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Butler Did It Philip and Vivian take a weekend vacation and leave the kids home alone, so Hilary and Carlton set up a video shoot with Bell Biv De Voe in their house... (S2, E11) 
09:00My Wife And Kids Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius: After receiving Jr.'s SATs score results (a perfect 1600), the Kyles believe they have a genius in the house and start treating him more respectfully. (S2, E23) 
09:30My Wife And Kids Back Story When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim. (S2, E24) 
10:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24) 
10:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where No One Proposes Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01) 
11:00Friends: Season 9 The One Where Emma Cries When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02) 
11:30Friends: Season 9 The One With the Pediatrician Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03) 
12:00Friends: Season 9 The One With the Sharks Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04) 
12:30Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05) 
13:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
13:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
13:55Friends: Season 9 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06) 
14:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07) 
15:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Other Sister Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08) 
15:35Friends: Season 9 The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
16:00The Office (U.S.) Grief Counselling Michael learns that his former boss Ed Truck has died. Michael begins to ponder his own mortality. Meanwhile, Jim and Karen embark on a quest for potato chips. (S3, E04) 
16:30The Office (U.S.) Initiation Dwight takes Ryan out to the Schrute Family Beet Farm for an initiation session before his first sales call. Jan asks Pam to document Michael's activities for a day. (S3, E05) 
17:00Friends: Season 9 The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
17:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
17:55Friends: Season 9 The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
18:30Friends: Season 9 The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
19:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
19:35Friends: Season 9 The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
20:00Friends: Season 9 The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
20:30Friends: Season 9 The One With The Memorial Service Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; phone sex lines, a man stuck in a bin, squirrel cam, a sex toy mushroom, gay water, a beered up Bond and David Blaine. (S7, E03) 
22:00New: Impractical Jokers The guys, posing as waiters, offer ridiculous specials to customers, and team up at a house-keeping job, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them. (S11, E13) 
22:30New: Impractical Jokers: Inside... ...Jokes. Which Joker recently started collecting antiques? What is the creepiest fan art that the guys have ever received? And which Jokers producer has three nipples? (S2, E25) 
23:00South Park Time to Get Cereal When an animal rampage leads to dead children in town, the boys realise they need Al Gore's help - but does his solution (involving a certain big red guy) go too far? (S22, E06) 
23:30South Park The boys are back as South Park returns with brand new episodes, exclusive to Comedy Central! Season 22 sees the unrivalled comedy still as crude, rude and relevant as ever 
00:00The Office (U.S.) Grief Counselling Michael learns that his former boss Ed Truck has died. Michael begins to ponder his own mortality. Meanwhile, Jim and Karen embark on a quest for potato chips. (S3, E04) 
00:30The Office (U.S.) Initiation Dwight takes Ryan out to the Schrute Family Beet Farm for an initiation session before his first sales call. Jan asks Pam to document Michael's activities for a day. (S3, E05) 
01:00Impractical Jokers: Season 5 Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys conduct interviews while the others try to make them laugh from behind a window and strike up a conversation with people using only a single word. (S5, E13) 
01:30Impractical Jokers: Season 5 The guys work at a sandwich shop, team up to have each other guess their specific secret tasks at a food court, and repeat a cycle of tasks at the park in a Joker vs. Joker. (S5, E14) 
02:00Gary And His Demons Gary and His Vacation / Gary and His Brother: Will Hanley being ripped open by a demon ruin Gary's vacation? Then Gary tries helping his brother with his marriage problems. (S1, E06) 
02:30South Park Bloody Mary Randy is arrested for drunk driving and must attend AA, where he is told he is powerless to control himself. Maybe the bleeding Virgin Mary statue can perform a miracle or two? (S9, E14) 
03:00South Park The Return of Chef The boys notice that Chef is acting weird after returning from the 'The Super Adventure Club'. Why is he trying to seduce them? Can a trip to a strip joint help? (S10, E01) 
03:25South Park Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
03:50The Cleveland Show The Way the Cookie Crumbles When Cleveland sees all of his childhood possessions around town, he learns that his parents, Freight Train and Cookie, have been selling his stuff to get money. (S2, E16) 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Kitty's Back Kitty returns to Stevie & Abe. However, Lois refuses to accept her back in the neighbourhood. Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous "Brotherhood Initiation". (S6, E05) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Hal's Christmas Gift Hal and Lois decide that all Christmas gifts this year should be handmade. When Hal sees the thoughtful gifts the boys made, he feels bad about his attempt and panics. (S6, E06) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.