This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, June 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle Friends, Lies and Videotape Frankie finds Brick a friend. Sue and a girlfriend sneak into an R-rated movie. Meanwhile, Axl shoots footage of his sexy biology teacher. (S2, E15) 
08:35The Middle Hecks on a Plane: After Sue wins a family trip to New York, Murphy's Law goes into full effect and it's anything but a smooth flight when the Hecks board a plane and fly to the Big Apple. (S2, E16) 
09:00The Middle The Math Class Ms. Rinsky asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie criticizes her teaching skills. Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. (S2, E17) 
09:30The Middle Spring Cleaning The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean the house, Frankie finds an unflattering list Mike had written about her, and Brick opens an info stand where he sells advice. (S2, E18) 
10:00Friends The One With The Lesbian Wedding Monica caters the wedding of Ross's ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Meanwhile, Rachel's mum comes to visit with news that she is divorcing her father. (S2, E11) 
10:30Friends The One After the Superbowl (1): Ross travels to San Diego to visit Marcel, his monkey. Meanwhile, Joey is stalked by a rather attractive fan of his TV show. Guest stars Brooke Shields. (S2, E12) 
11:00Friends The One After the Superbowl (2): Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme after meeting him on a movie set. (S2, E13) 
11:30Friends The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. (S2, E14) 
12:00Friends The One Where Ross And Rachel...You Know Ross and Rachel finally sleep together. Monica becomes infatuated with one of her parents' friends (Tom Selleck) for whom she caters a party. (S2, E15) 
12:30Friends The One Where Joey Moves Out After having a fight with Chandler, Joey moves out. Monica's father finds out that his best friend (Tom Selleck) and Monica are dating. (S2, E16) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys must explain their off-colour resumes while applying for a job at a mobile phone shop, and complete a series of bizarre gestures at the ferry. (S6, E16) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
14:00Friends The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17) 
14:30Friends The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. (S2, E18) 
15:00New: 8 Simple Rules The Doyle Wedding Despite trying to avoid their neighbours (The Doyles) at all costs, the Hennessys end up in central roles in the wedding of one of the Doyle girls. (S1, E26) 
15:30New: 8 Simple Rules Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (Part 1): Cate invites her sister to stay after hearing she's having marital problems, meanwhile Bridget goes on a date with Donny. (S1, E27) 
16:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams The big sports game is coming up and pranks start. Will steals the other team's statue and they retaliate by stealing Carlton, the team good luck charm. (S4, E16) 
16:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
17:00Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
17:30Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
18:00Friends The One With The Bullies Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop, one of whom steals Chandler's hat. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had. (S2, E21) 
18:30Friends The One With Two Parties Complications ensue when Rachel's estranged parents show up at the surprise party that the gang planned for her. (S2, E22) 
19:00Friends The One With The Chicken Pox Phoebe catches chicken pox from the baby just as her navy boyfriend (special guest-star Charlie Sheen) surfaces for the first time in two years. (S2, E23) 
19:30Friends The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding Rachel agrees to be maid of honour at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica ponders her future with Richard after he tells her he doesn't want children. (S2, E24) 
20:00New: Your Face Or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Kaio and Modina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E08) 
20:30Friends The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character. Meanwhile, Monica suffers from insomnia after her breakup with Richard. (S3, E01) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the freakiest wedding ever, the rabbit grand national, excessively loud porn, and some ancient radio DJs. (S6, E07) 
22:00New: Lip Sync Battle UK Celebrities pair up to do battle using lip sync as their weapon to outdo each other. This episode sees popular comedians Jimmy Carr and Alexander Armstrong go head-to-head. (S2, E02) 
22:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central On tonight's show Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
23:00Bad Robots Tonight features a Vet B.O.T that drives pet owners mad, and a gallery worker is left dumbfounded when the new Tezcorp chocolate fountain decides to serve up its chocolate all over the art. (S2, E02) 
23:30New: Impractical Jokers UK Hidden camera practical joke show. The UK Jokers embarrass one another by trying to get kisses from strangers and farting in public. (S1, E06) 
00:00Ben Phillips Blows Up Ben is notorious online for the pranks he plays on best mate Poor Elliot, but now he's bringing his biggest stunts on to the small screen. 
00:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
01:00Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
01:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville gets pelted with paintballs in the behind-the scenes footage of his magazine cover shoot, and Bam Margera leaps off a bridge and into the water below utilizing a large umbrella. 
02:00South Park Major B**bage The hysterical parents of South Park have another reason to panic after 'cheesing' becomes popular among kids. Kenny becomes addicted to the out-of-this-world hallucinations. (S12, E03) 
02:30South Park Canada on Strike Canada is brought to the brink of collapse after a drawn out strike in pursuit of 'some of that internet money'. Can the boys save the day with a "YouToob" sensation? (S12, E04) 
03:00South Park Eek, A Penis! Ms. Garrison wants to become a man again, so whilst she is away Cartman becomes the sub teacher. It's not long before Cartman is teaching innercity kids the fun of cheating! (S12, E05) 
03:25Two And A Half Men Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts Season three starts with Alan falling off the roof, resulting in a power struggle between Charlie and Jake. Who will win? (S3, E01) 
03:50Two And A Half Men Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Jake's trouble at school when he draws a picture of a buxom classmate. Alan must see the Principal so leaves Charlie in charge of his office. (S3, E02) 
04:15Friends The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, moves out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. (S2, E19) 
04:35Friends The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.