This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, August 24 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Middle The Break-Up Mike and Frankie are shocked to find out that Axl is dating the head cheerleader. Meanwhile, Sue and Brick become freaked out after they watch a horror movie about zombies. (S1, E17) 
08:35The Middle The Fun House Mike gets a pool table so that their house can be the "fun house" in the neighbourhood, and Frankie's job could be in jeopardy when a consultant visits Ehlert Motors. (S1, E18) 
09:00The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
09:30The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
10:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! (S1, E17) 
10:30Friends: Season 1 The One With All The Poker Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) 
11:00Friends: Season 1 The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
11:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
12:00Friends: Season 1 The One With Fake Monica When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) 
12:30Friends: Season 1 The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
13:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
13:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
14:00Friends: Season 1 The One With The Birth When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) 
14:30Friends: Season 1 The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
15:008 Simple Rules No Right Way The kids return to school for the first time after their father's death, meanwhile Jim tries to be helpful by making some questionable home improvements to the Hennessy homes. (S2, E06) 
15:308 Simple Rules What Dad Would Want Rory decides to try out for the basketball team as his dad had would have liked it. Meanwhile Bridget accidentally wrecks a collage that Kerry had made of Paul. (S2, E07) 
16:00Friends: Top 10 Practical Jokes The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17) 
16:30Friends: Top 10 Practical Jokes The One With The Truth About London Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16) 
17:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
17:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
18:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
18:30Friends: Season 2 The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
19:00Friends: Season 2 The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
19:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
20:00Friends: Season 2 The One Where Ross Finds Out A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07) 
20:30Friends: Season 2 The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
21:00Little Nicky Film When somebody's mother is an angel and his father is the devil, life can be really confusing. For a sweet boy like Little Nicky (Adam Sandler), it just got a whole lot worse. (2000) 
22:45Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
23:20Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
23:50Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
00:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers present never-before-seen footage. (S5, E05) 
00:50New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
01:20South Park AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
01:50South Park The Jeffersons A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who? Shamone! (S8, E06) 
02:20South Park Goobacks South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to unusual lengths to stop them. "Dey turk err jurbs!" (S8, E07) 
02:55South Park Douche and Turd The pupils of South Park Elementary are called to vote for a new mascot. With the choices being a "giant douche" and a "turd sandwich" is there any point? (S8, E08) 
03:20Two And A Half Men My Son's Enormous Head When Chelsea gets sick and Charlie has to take care of her, he must also fight the overwhelming urge to flee. Could Alan finally be of some use? (S6, E18) 
03:45Two And A Half Men The Two Finger Rule Charlie joins Alan, Herb and Jerome (his next-door neighbour) in a night of alcohol-fuelled sexual reminiscences. Michael Clarke Duncan guest-stars. (S6, E19) 
04:05Friends: Season 1 The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
04:35Friends: Season 1 The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.