This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00My Wife And Kids The Sweet Hairafter Michael's friend has a hair-growth pill that makes him paranoid. Once Michael starts to take the pills, he displays the same symptoms. (S4, E02) 
08:35My Wife And Kids Jr. Executive: Michael wants Jr. to learn the family business by starting at the bottom, so he assigns Jr. to do menial jobs around Kyle Trucking. (S4, E03) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
10:00Scrubs My Bright Idea J.D. and Turk find out that Carla is pregnant before she does, and J.D. convinces Turk to tell the entire staff in order to surprise her. Big mistake! (S5, E16) 
10:30Scrubs My Chopped Liver J.D. swaps his night off so he can hang out more with Turk, who is sad to lose his "Turk Night". Jordan forces Dr. Cox on a double date with Elliot and Keith - oh dear! (S5, E17) 
11:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Rachel's Date Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05) 
11:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Halloween Party At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06) 
12:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stain Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07) 
12:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Stripper Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08) 
13:00Gilmore Girls The UnGraduate Sookie creates a wedding cake, so what more does Lorelai need to set a date? Logan comes home, Lane and the band come home and Paul Anka eats three pounds of chocolate. (S6, E03) 
14:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Rumour Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09) 
14:30Friends: Season 8 The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
15:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11) 
15:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
16:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
16:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
17:00Friends: Season 8 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13) 
17:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
18:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
18:30Friends: Season 8 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16) 
19:00Friends: Season 8 The One With The Tea Leaves After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17) 
19:30Friends: Season 8 The One In Massapequa Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18) 
20:00Friends: Season 8 The One With Joey's Interview Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19) 
20:30Friends: Season 8 The One With The Baby Shower During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20) 
21:00Talladega Nights: The Ballad of... Film ...Ricky Bobby. NASCAR superstar Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) is at the top of his game but loses it all when French Formula One champion Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen) roars onto the scene. (2006) 
23:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys share sad stories in the park, then share new video game ideas in a focus group, and head to the floral shop to stump each other. (S9, E18) 
23:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys ask strangers to hold a random object for them chosen by the other guys, then team-up and teach business seminars, controlled by the others. (S9, E19) 
00:00Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys do and say whatever they are told, while barefoot at a department store, and start conversations with strangers using a single word. (S9, E20) 
00:30Impractical Jokers: Season 9 The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
01:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air For Sale by Owner Donald Trump is interested in buying the Banks estate. While the family considers the offer, they think about all the good times they had in the house. (S4, E25) 
01:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Philadelphia Story Will and the entire Banks family vacation in Will's hometown, Philadelphia, and learn a surprising secret about Will's reputation in the neighbourhood. (S4, E26) 
02:00South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
02:30South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
03:00South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
03:25The Cleveland Show The One About Friends Cleveland tries to pair up Cleveland Jr. with Lester's son, Ernie, but things backfire when Child Services puts Ernie in a foster home. (S1, E03) 
03:50New: The Daily Show Joining Trevor tonight is Pulitzer Prize-winning Eli Saslow and former white supremacist Derek Black, talking about their book "Rising Out of Hatred: The Awakening of a Former White Nationalist". 
04:15Malcolm In The Middle Softball Malcolm volunteers for the company's softball team, only to realize that Lois is the coach. Meanwhile, Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5, E12) 
04:35Malcolm In The Middle Lois' Sister: Aunt Susan visits, bringing Reese and Malcolm a red 1967 Ford Mustang Convertible, Dewey a cotton-candy machine, and Jamie a $5,000 savings bond. Lois and Hal are suspicious... (S5, E13) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.