This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Saturday, April 21 2018

06:00Little Princess Maid's Day Off? Julian Clary narrates the animated series. When Maid has her day off, Little Princess decides to look after things for her at the castle. (S1 Ep 22) 
06:10Wissper Animation. Even best friends have differences, and when Wissper is too busy to play with Peggy, the little penguin is very upset and goes off in a huff! (Ep 53) 
06:20Poppy Cat Animated imaginary adventures of a ginger tabby. When the friends fly to Gloopy Ponds, Egbert covets Zuzu's great-great-great-grandfather's prize 'gold' medallion... (S2 Ep 1) 
06:30Milkshake Monkey Preschool series starring an inquisitive puppet. Milkshake Monkey has been invited for his first sleepover, but will things at Rowan's house be the same as at his? (S3 Ep 1) 
06:35Secret Life Of Puppies Reality series. Big Ron the British bull terrier is bigger and bolder than ever, but is he brave enough to cross the stream? Perhaps a reward of a bubble bath will help... (S1 Ep 22) 
06:40Mofy Animation. Mofy and Kerry are having a picnic. There is only one apple left to share, but a passing baby turtle snaps it up without asking them. (S1 Ep 37) 
06:45Simon Animation. Simon and Gaspard want to spend the night in the treehouse, but Daddy insists that they sleep in the house. So they try to sneak out again later. (S1 Ep 51) 
06:55Simon Animation. While trying to help Grandpa pick tomatoes, Simon tears out an entire plant! Grandpa laughs, but Simon is determined to prove that he is not clumsy. (S1 Ep 52) 
07:00Peppa Pig Popular preschool animated series about a lovable piglet. Madame Gazelle takes the whole class to London for the day where they are given a tour by the Queen herself! (S5 Ep 9) 
07:05Paw Patrol Animation. Gold is discovered in Adventure Bay, sparking a gold rush. But Mayor Humdinger and the Kit-tastrophe Crew soon find a chance to make off with it. (S3 Ep 1) 
07:20Thomas and Friends Ole Reliable Edward Animation. After the bigger engines tease Edward for being old and unreliable, he has to come to the rescue when Gordon gets stuck on a hill. (S18 Ep 1) 
07:30Fireman Sam All at Sea CGI adventures. A rehearsal for the grand opening of the ocean rescue centre ends in a fire when the celebratory fireworks get out of control. (S9 Ep 1) 
07:40Olly the Little White Van Bumpton Busses Animated series. Olly and Stan compete with Bazza to set up a bus service to get Ned and Meg to the seaside. (S1 Ep 11) 
07:50Blaze and the Monster Machines Animation. Blaze's team are playing Jungle Ball when the ball flies out of the stadium. Tooks the toucan-truck flies after it but her tail gets trapped under a rock. 
08:10Paw Patrol Animation. Mayor Humdinger swipes the PAW Patroller to watch his favourite TV show. The pups need to get it back, and save that meddling mayor too! (S3 Ep 2) 
08:20Nella the Princess Knight Animation. Nella's messenger falcon Flutter mishears her dictating the invitations to Clod's birthday party and delivers some confusing messages to the guests. (Ep 21) 
08:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy must find out who broke the Crystal Memory Game before the start of the DareDale Challenge Obstacle Race. (S1 Ep 1) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Fun and Games Impish animation. Holly gets frustrated when Ben uses his elf skills to win all their games, then Ben becomes annoyed when Holly gets her own back! (S1 Ep 9) 
09:05Shimmer and Shine Animated series. Zeta uses the magical size gem to shrink everything in Zahramay Falls, including Leah, Shimmer and Shine! (S2 Ep 18) 
09:25Digby Dragon CGI-animated series about a young dragon. Grumpy the goblin is not pleased when three snails try to make themselves at home in his place on a wet summer morning. (S1 Ep 7) 
09:40Peppa Pig Animation. Daddy Pig decides to teach the kids some simple science. The first experiment - how many children does it take to pick up Madame Gazelle? (S5 Ep 10) 
09:50Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Animation. The Turtles follow Savanti back to modern-day New York, where they are attacked in their hideout, Donnie is also bitten and the Time Sceptre is stolen. (S5 Ep 14) 
10:25The Gadget Show Tech series hosted by Craig Charles. Jon Bentley plugs in the latest ear buds that can translate in real time, and a boxer seeks some tech help to reach the next level. (S27 Ep 6) 
11:15Police Interceptors Documentary series. Cases include a raid on a suspected drug user whose door won't budge, a chase after a souped-up hot hatch and a late-night reveller in Nantwich town centre. (S12 Ep 3) 
12:15Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police interception unit. Officers chase a drug dealer down a motorway at night. A drunk driver risks his life in a bid to escape arrest. (S1 Ep 1) 
13:15Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police interception unit. Police pursue a gang of would-be jewellery thieves and a burglar leads the interceptors on a car chase. (S1 Ep 2) 
14:10Police Interceptors Documentary profiling a high-speed police unit. Police chase an escaped prisoner down a dual carriageway and the interceptor chopper joins the hunt for an armed robber. (S1 Ep 4) 
15:10The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary series. In Torbay, after one man posted a video calling his new neighbour 'the world's oldest car jacker', the entire street became embroiled in a bitter fight. (S3 Ep 1) 
16:05The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Home Is Where the Heart Is Documentary series. In this episode, a couple trying to renovate a barn are forced to live in a caravan during a long-running war with their neighbour. (S3 Ep 2) 
17:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. Paul, Steve and Ben move to evict a large group of squatters from an office block in central London and Iain and Stewart meet a debtor at his rural stud farm. (S2 Ep 6) 
18:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Documentary series. In this episode, armed with a High Court writ, Paul and Steve call for police back-up after finding something very suspicious in a London Docklands flat. (S2 Ep 7) 
19:00New: The Yorkshire Vet Casebook Documentary series. Peter must act fast to save a cow with heart failure, but finds the unexpected in the animal's stomach. Ella the beagle is in the middle of a difficult birth. (S1 Ep 9) 
20:00The Dead Sea Treasure Map Mystery Archaeologists follow clues from the Copper Scroll, that is thought to be a map that leads to a treasure haul estimated to be worth three billion dollars. (Ep 7) 
20:555 News Weekend National and international news. 
21:00Football On 5: The Championship Colin Murray presents highlights of the latest games in the SkyBet Championship, including Bolton v Wolves, Brentford v QPR, Derby v Middlesbro, and Cardiff v Nottingham Forest. 
22:00Football On 5: Goal Rush All the goals from League 1 and League 2. 
22:30New: World's Deadliest Weather:... ...Caught On Camera. Documentary series. A horrifying tornado rips through Missouri, wiping out 200 houses a minute. Elsewhere, one man's underwater debacle results in a remarkable rescue. (S1 Ep 1) 
23:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Britain is the most watched country in the world and in this action-packed documentary series we show how the most brazen criminals have been caught red handed by CCTV. (S1 Ep 1) 
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03:10The Yorkshire Vet Reality series. Griff the terrier has swallowed a tennis ball - is it safe to leave it? Wendy the wallaby is under the weather, but Peter has trouble catching the crafty critter. (S6 Ep 1) 
04:00Made In Yorkshire Documentary series. John Prescott visits Wensleydale Creamery where they make more than 4,000 tons of cheese a year, and Yorkshire's largest pork pie factory. (S1 Ep 2) 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice presents more home improvements for properties that are proving difficult to sell. A divorcing couple must revamp their Victorian semi in Camberley, Surrey. [SL] (S5 Ep 6) 
05:10Divine Designs In this edition of the series about religious works of art, Dr Paul Binski visits Brighton and north London to see two missionary churches. (S2 Ep 11) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. (S2 Ep 13) 
06:00Little Princess Can I Keep It? Julian Clary narrates an animated series based on the much-loved children's picture books. Little Princess discovers a tadpole in her glass of water. (S1 Ep 23)