This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Friday, September 3 2010

06:00Pocoyo Animation narrated by Stephen Fry. Pocoyo and Pato find Elly's scooter and decide to take it back to her, but Pato wants to have a go on it first. 
06:05Roary The Racing Car Racing animation. The cars are all gleaming for the evening's race. Roary gets bored and heads out onto the track - with disastrous consequences. 
06:15Thomas and Friends The animated adventures of a cheeky little tank engine. A new station is being built and it is Thomas's job to ferry the workmen back and forth. 
06:30Chiro CGI animation. Kuri eats a mystical fruit which causes his waistline to expand. Can Chiro and the others halt the terrible side effects of this mysterious snack? 
06:35Elmo's World Educational fun. Elmo learns about skin and finds out what it looks like through a magnifying glass. Mr. Noodle gets dizzy trying to scratch his back. 
06:50Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and family go camping, but soon realise that their tent is too small for everyone to fit in. 
06:55Milkshake Monkey Preschool series following inquisitive puppet Milkshake Monkey. The hairy hero heads to the seaside for a spot of fishing by the pier. 
07:00The WotWots Alien animation. The WotWots try to draw some pictures in the dark, but it proves rather difficult. 
07:10Rupert Bear Rupert and the Rainbow. When Rupert and his friends see a rainbow, they borrow its colours for the pictures they're painting, but Ping Pong's magic spell doesn't go as planned. 
07:20Bert and Ernie Wild West Sheriff Ernie and Deputy Bert are called into action when Clarice the Cow and Billy the Bull decide to leave Horseshoe Gulch with all of the town's milk. 
07:25Milkshake A look ahead to today's children's programmes, including competitions and dedications. 
07:30Roary The Racing Car Big Chris Forgets Animated adventures of the cheerful racing car. It is Marsha's birthday and Big Chris is in charge of organising a surprise for her. 
07:45Make Way For Noddy A Bike for Big Ears Children's animation. When Noddy accidentally runs over Big Ears's bike, he offers to have it repaired 'better than new'. 
08:00Fifi and The Flowertots Animation about a mischievous young flower girl. Fifi is excited to be looking after Aunt Tulip's pet, Grubby, for the day - until the naughty grub disappears. 
08:15Peppa Pig Porcine animation. Peppa and George love jumping in muddy puddles, even when it's raining - but when George takes off his rain hat, he catches a cold. 
08:20Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van. 
08:25Thomas and Friends Gordon Takes a Short Cut Railway adventures featuring characters created by the Rev W Awdry. Gordon gets lost while on his way to the docks, but is unwilling to ask for help. 
08:35Olivia Olivia Explores Outer Space CGI animation. For a school project, Olivia decides to create a model of the entire solar system, and makes up a brand-new planet in the process. 
08:50Mr Men Full Moon. Mr Bump's search for a giant owl results in yet more accidents, while Little Miss Calamity manages to trap a ghost. 
09:00Little Princess I Want My Horace Regal animation. Little Princess is delighted when Great Uncle Walter's Shetland pony Horace comes to stay - until she discovers how stubborn he is... 
09:15The Wright Stuff Matthew Wright hosts the topical debate show with panellists Tracy-Ann Oberman and Christopher Biggins. Novelist Conn Iggulden joins the debate. 
10:45Trisha Goddard I Found a Secret Love Note... My Daughter Tried to Steal My Man!: Daytime discussion show. A mother accuses her daughter of trying to seduce her man. 
11:45CSI: Miami Free Fall Miami-based forensics drama. The bodies of two men are discovered in an abandoned hotel. The team's investigation ties the men to a huge money-laundering scheme. (20/25) 
12:40Five News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:45The Hotel Inspector Alex Polizzi transforms failing hotels. Alex comes to the rescue of a couple who own a historical house in rural Devon (6/6). 
13:45Neighbours Declan finds a way to ensure that the gig at Charlie's goes ahead. Paul is alarmed to hear that Diana intends to meet with Toadie. 
14:15CSI: New York You Only Die Once Crime drama. The team investigates a murder tied into a string of spy-themed robberies targeting the elite, while Mac continues to receive mysterious calls (3/21). 
15:05Expecting A Miracle Film Drama starring Jason Priestley and Teri Polo. A young couple who are struggling to conceive through IVF treatment break down in a small Mexican town. (2009) 
17:00Five News National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Declan finds a way to ensure that the gig at Charlie's goes ahead. Paul is alarmed to hear that Diana intends to meet with Toadie. 
18:00Panda Week Nigel Marven heads to China to learn about giant pandas. Nigel is determined to locate a wild panda den. Elsewhere, Nigel catches up with Chengdu's panda cubs (5/5). 
18:25Live From Studio Five Magazine show hosted by Kate Walsh and Jayne Middlemiss. The programme features a look at the day's news alongside location reports, celebrity interviews and gossip. 
19:00Five News at 7 National and international news. 
19:30Zoo Days Documentary series based at Chester Zoo. Two new cheetahs arrive at the zoo. Also in this edition, a rare barbirusa piglet wins another admirer. (8/20) 
20:00Police Interceptors Documentary series. The cops are on the trail of a group of thieves who targeted a supermarket. A rude biker finds himself the subject of police attention (13/15). 
20:58Five News at 9 The latest national and international news headlines. 
21:00The Mentalist Red-Handed Crime drama. A severed hand found on the Nevada-California state border leads the agents into the murky world of high-stakes gambling (6/23). 
22:00Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Confrontation Police drama series. The team races to stop a serial rapist who repeatedly targets the same women for an unusual purpose (5/22). 
23:00CSI: New York Yahrzeit Crime drama. The brutal murder of a jewellery-auction appraiser points the CSIs towards events that took place during the Holocaust (22/25). 
23:55Cops In Crisis Documentary series about people who have had to face extraordinary, dangerous and harrowing situations, from failed robberies to police shootouts. 
00:15Super Casino Live interactive gaming featuring roulette, blackjack and autowheel. For more information and to register visit www.SuperCasino.com. 
04:05House Doctor Camden Home improvement series. Alistair Appleton and Californian interior designer Ann Maurice are in Camden, North London. 
04:30Motorsport Mundial The latest and best action from the world of motorsports with race highlights, interviews and features from around the globe. 
04:55Animal Rescue Squad Matt Baker and Michaela Strachan present this look at what is being done at home and abroad to help out animals in distress or danger. 
05:10The New Tomorrow Children's drama series, a spin-off from 'The Tribe'. The Ants and The Barbs try to live peacefully as one tribe, while the Privs continue to plot their downfall. 
05:35Michaela's Wild Challenge Michaela Strachan and colleagues undertake a range of wildlife-related dares. Jamie free-dives with sharks, Michaela watches whales and Ellie takes to the trees with a kangaroo. 
06:00Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa gets shiny new red shoes and never, ever wants to take them off - until it is time to jump in muddy puddles.