This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky Two on Wednesday, May 22 2013

06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Dust off that labcoat for more explosive experiments and scientific mayhem with the Brainiacs, as Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle explore the absurdities of science. Take cover! 
07:00Emergency With Angela Griffin Angela races to the aid of a man who has suffered a suspected heart attack, before treating a father who has lost the feeling in his legs. (S2, ep 9) 
08:00Dream Lives For Sale Jonnie Irwin is on hand to help a young family looking to leave Jersey behind for the sunny climes of Lanzarote. Can our expert find the business that ticks all their boxes? (7/8) 
09:00The Middle The Clover Brick must contend with a run of bad luck after he discovers a malevolent four-leaf clover. Plus, Axl has a prom disaster when he invites weird Ashley - again. (S3, ep 22) 
09:30The Middle The Telling Frankie's all-seeing eyes in the back of her head spell bother for Sue and Axl. Meanwhile, a reluctant Mike is forced to attend parents' day at Brick's school. (S3, ep 23) 
10:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
10:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
11:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
12:00UK Border Force 2 The insightful documentary series continues to prompt discussion. Access is gained to an Immigration Removal Centre, where a mass deportation is about to take place. (6/10) 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles The Bank Job Special Agent Kensi Blye is held hostage when a bank is raided. Nothing, however, is as it seems as the thickening plot throws up neat surprises... (S1, ep 15) 
14:00Road Wars The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 
15:00NCIS: Los Angeles Full Throttle The team investigate the demise of a young naval officer killed in an illegal street race. Meanwhile, Callen learns a few lessons at traffic school. (S1, ep 17) 
16:00Highway Patrol Drug Family Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. 
16:30Highway Patrol Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. 
17:00Stargate SG-1 Avalon (Part 1 of 2): Stargate leaps through the portal for its ninth series. New recruit Cameron Mitchell is stunned by an instant promotion, and soon finds himself led astray. 
18:00Stargate SG-1 Avalon (Part 2 of 2): Still bound together by the Jaffa bracelets, Daniel Jackson and Vala are transported to a galaxy populated by worshippers of a strange authority. 
19:00Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
19:30Dog The Bounty Hunter Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 
20:00Modern Family New & Exclusive. The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam clash while flipping the house, and Mitch diffuses a situation between Lily and a classmate via a game of handball. (S4, ep 18) 
20:30The Middle The Name Frankie's sister Janet comes to help out around the house, but finds the Hecks too chaotic for her organised ways. Sue hopes to change her middle name from Sue. (S4, ep 18) New. 
21:00Road Wars The Road Wars cops are back with a new series, highlighting the fast thinking and hard work it takes to police the front line of crime in the UK. Strong language. 
22:00Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men From gangsters to elite forces specialists, Danny Dyer gains access to some seriously hard men. Convict-turned-novelist Vic Dark opens up to the actor about his eventful past. (3/8) 
23:00Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 3) 
23:30Highway Cops Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 4) 
00:00Brit Cops: Frontline Crime Devon/Cornwall Adrenaline-fuelled documentary following Britain's police as they wage war against crime. This week's fix focuses on police in Devon and Cornwall. 
01:00Night Cops 60% of recorded crime happens under cover of darkness. From drug abuse to drunken brawls, find out how the police dish out justice on the toughest shift of all. Strong language. (1/6) 
01:50Armed And Dangerous: Ultimate... ...Forces. Sri Lanka: Chris Ryan joins some of the toughest and most sophisticated police forces in the world as they combat crime. This week, he finds himself in Sri Lanka. (7/8) 
02:40Street Crime UK An unflinching look at life on the beat as cameras follow Britain's police cracking down on crime. (S4, ep 11) 
03:05Street Crime UK An unflinching look at life on the beat as cameras follow Britain's police cracking down on crime. (S4, ep 12) 
03:30Martina Cole: Girls In Gangs Martina Cole descends on some of the Big Smoke's meanest streets. Why are girls becoming entangled in a thriving gang culture? 
04:20Road Wars The fly-on-the-wall series continues to put viewers on the front line of policing. From high-speed pursuits to explosive confrontations, find out how the forces fight crime in Britain. 
05:10Sell Me The Answer Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted? 
06:00Brainiac: Science Abuse Take cover! Richard Hammond and Jon Tickle create more havoc in the laboratory with another set of explosive experiments and crazy investigations.