This week's UK TV & radio

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06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
07:00High Street TV Shop the latest products! 
08:003rd Rock From The Sun Sitcom about four aliens who assume human form. Dick is forced to diet when he discovers that he has put on an enormous amount of weight and his clothes no longer fit. (S3 Ep 6) 
08:20House US medical drama series. The team helps a detective who believes he will die of heart failure at the age of 40 like his father, grandfather and great-grandfather did. (S6 Ep 6) 
09:10House US medical drama series. While House, Cuddy and Wilson are away at a medical conference, the team treat a mendacious patient with swollen appendages. (S6 Ep 7) 
10:05Nightmare Tenants, Slum Landlords ...Landlords. Documentary series looking at the dark side of the UK's housing crisis. This episode sees a couple whose tenant was using their property to scam students out of deposits. (S1 Ep 4) 
11:0516 & On Benefits Documentary series. From the downright lazy and the starry-eyed to the downtrodden and desperate, six young people tell their stories of living long-term on benefits. (S2 Ep 6) 
12:05Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series. A debtor's mother gets involved and tempers start to fray when the agents chase over 2,000 owed for unpaid parking fines. 
13:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement officers. (S4 Ep 4) 
14:00Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away! Reality series following the work of High Court enforcement agents. This week, the agents face a pair of angry mums and a family-run taxi company who are looking for a fight. (S4 Ep 4) 
15:00Neighbours Finn's video diaries have unexpected consequences. Ramsay Street rallies to help Kyle as he returns to work. Mackenzie needs to consult the Rebecchis over a secret dilemma. 
15:30Home and Away Dean invites Ziggy to move in with him without consulting Colby. Bella starts to admit she needs counselling. Alex realises how much Jasmine is depending on Willow for support. 
16:00House US medical drama about a maverick, antisocial New Jersey doctor. The team treat a student suffering from hallucinations. Taub's private life becomes public knowledge. (S6 Ep 16) 
17:00House US medical drama about a maverick, antisocial New Jersey doctor. Cameron returns to Princeton-Plainsboro. The hospital goes under lockdown after a child goes missing. (S6 Ep 17) 
18:00Neighbours Finn's video diaries have unexpected consequences. Ramsay Street rallies to help Kyle as he returns to work. Mackenzie needs to consult the Rebecchis over a secret dilemma. 
18:30Home and Away Willow has second thoughts about leaving the bay. Jasmine finds a visit to Tori and Grace cathartic. A fresh photo of Leah brandishing an engagement ring appears on her website. 
19:00Babies 24/7: The Maternity Ward The reality of childbirth is laid bare in this documentary series. (S1 Ep 5) 
20:00Hurricane Hell: The Superstorm ...Days. Documentary exploring the phenomenon of 'superstorms'. In summer 2017, three monster hurricanes swept in from the Atlantic one after another, shattering storm records. 
21:00The Day After Tomorrow Film Sci-fi drama starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist tries to save the world from an immediate threat of global warming. 
22:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
22:10The Day After Tomorrow Film Sci-fi drama starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. A climatologist tries to save the world from an immediate threat of global warming. 
23:25Cloverfield Film Science fiction thriller starring Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. When a mysterious monster attacks New York, a group of friends mount a rescue mission for a missing mate. (2008) 
00:25Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:30Cloverfield Film Science fiction thriller starring Michael Stahl-David and Lizzy Caplan. When a mysterious monster attacks New York, a group of friends mount a rescue mission for a missing mate. (2008) 
01:00Inside The Sex Toy Factory Documentary. An all-access tour through a selection of the family-run UK factories producing some of the most popular sex toys, from large-scale mass production to small artisan workshops. 
02:05Celebrity Botched Up Bodies Media personality Lauren Harries was hoping that gender realignment surgery would make her happy, but dark patches under her eyes have left her confidence shattered. (S2 Ep 8) 
03:05Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Alan worries that Charlie's womanising is out of control. (S5 Ep 15) 
03:25Two and a Half Men Laddish US sitcom. Charlie romances Alan's receptionist. (S6 Ep 4) 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home. 
06:00Teleshopping Shop by phone from the comfort of your home.