This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Thursday, September 20 2018

06:00Sam & Cat BrainCrush Sam and Cat notice that everyone is becoming obsessed with a new phone game called Brain Crush. The game even distracts the audience at Cat's one woman show. (S1, ep 26) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad One Magical Knight Arc discovers that Warwick can cast magic spells, but things get out of hand when he starts using his secret talent. (S1, ep 4) 
07:00The Thundermans Dopple-Gamers Billy and Nora bond with an outgoing pair of teens at a gamer's convention, making Max and Phoebe aware of much they have been neglecting their younger siblings. (S3, ep 8) Also in HD. 
07:31Find Me in Paris Just Dance With Victor and Henri trapped in different years, Lena must settle into her new life filled with heavy workloads, modern ballet techniques, and new dance partners. (S1, ep 4) 
08:00Henry Danger The Trouble With Frittles Captain Man and Kid Danger debate Swellview's favourite snack. As tensions rise, they must keep their preferences from affecting their job. (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
08:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quad With a Blog The Quads set out to save the Cafe after a popular food blogger's review of a rival puts theirs in jeopardy. A plan to draw new customers in goes up in flames. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Floral Support Max uses Phoebe to help retrieve his chronicle of evil deeds from the school's confiscation closet, but goes too far in breaking her trust to pull off his plan. (S3, ep 9) Also in HD. 
09:31Henry Danger Henry the Man-Beast Henry's got a big date, but things don't go quite as planned after he's accidentally exposed to a strange device in the Man Cave. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD. 
10:00Henry Danger Elevator Kiss When Kid Danger saves Bianca, they kiss. Henry is fine with this until he realizes Bianca kissed Kid Danger, not Henry. Henry is upset that Bianca cheated on him. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD 
10:31Victorious Victori-Yes Mr. Sikowitz challenges the students to say yes to everything for one week. The gang agrees, and they soon find themselves out of their respective comfort zones. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
11:00Sam & Cat Revenge Of The Brit Brats Gwen and Ruby return and, while pretending to be friendly, drive a wedge between Sam and Cat. When Sam and Cat catch on, they turn the tables. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
11:31Sam & Cat Fresno Girl Sam and Cat promise to buy a girl a Fresno Girl doll if she raises her grades. When she does, Sam and Cat are amazed by the expensive accessories that come with it. (S1, ep 29) Also in HD 
12:00The Thundermans This Looks Like a Job For Max and Phoebe get jobs at a pizza place, each trying to impress the manager. But when Max over-promises on a huge order, it could be all over. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Thundersense Phoebe gets the ability to sense danger before it happens, and uses it to impress her classmates. Meanwhile, Max pretends that he has not got his new power yet. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
13:00Knight Squad Parent Teacher Knight The Phoenix Squad appeals to Sir Gareth in an effort to expel Sage from Knight School, but his meeting with Sage's mother backfires after he falls in love. (S1, ep 9) 
13:31Victorious Wok Star Tori helps Jade find a theatre to perform a play Jade wrote. When the sponsor demands changes that will ruin Jade's play, Tori must make things right before opening. (S1, ep 16) Also in HD. 
14:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Harpers for President It's Quad vs. Quad in the election for class president. Ricky thinks he has the race locked up, but is surprised when Dawn enters. (S2, ep 6) Also in HD. 
14:31Game Shakers Bunger Games When pop star Kayla Batch hires The Game Shakers to make a lifestyle game, she invites Babe to join her elite squad while Kenzie is left on the outside. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
15:00The Thundermans Kiss Me, Nate Max is nervous when his girlfriend auditions for the romantic lead opposite a cute boy in the school play, and he convinces Phoebe to audition for the same role. (S3, ep 16) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger A Finata Full Of Death Bugs When a dangerous pinata ends up at a kids' birthday party, Kid Danger and Captain Man must go undercover and step in before it's too late. (S3, ep 1) 
16:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads want to pull off a big stunt so that their class will be remembered by future students, but they find out that their personal legacy is not great. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
16:31Game Shakers To settle a dispute over who Freddie liked better in iCarly, the Game Shakers track down Nathan Kress himself and try to get the answer out of him by any means necessary. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Better Off Wed The kids learn that Dr. Colosso ruined their parents' wedding years earlier, and want to recreate Hank & Barb's dream day as their anniversary gift. (S4, ep 7) Also in HD. 
17:31Knight Squad A Knight at the Roxbury Ciara's competitiveness gets the best of her when she puts winning a prestigious school tournament ahead of her new friendship with Arc. (S1, ep 2) 
18:00Henry Danger Balloons of Doom When Dr. Minyak takes the Man Fans hostage, Captain Man and Kid Danger have to find a way to rescue them without Dr. Minyak seeing them move. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
18:31New: Find Me in Paris Pineapple Therapy Desperate to fit into her new surroundings, Lena talks another student into taking her on a day trip, but as the day goes on Lena gets easily distracted. (S1, ep 5) 
19:00The Thundermans Ditch Perfect When Phoebe learns Max's band plans to dump him, she suspects that his superhero training is hurting his friendships. Determined to help, her good deeds backfire. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD. 
19:31School of Rock Video Killed the Speed Debate Star Principal Mullins installs surveillance cameras in all the classrooms, putting the band's secret in danger. The gang must evade discovery. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
20:00Victorious Crazy Ponnie A strange new student named Ponnie (guest star Jennette McCurdy) befriends Tori, but keeps disappearing around other people. They all worry that Tori is losing it. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
20:31Sam & Cat Peezy B: Sam gets a job as the assistant to the rap star Peezy B. Meanwhile, Cat finds babysitting much more challenging without Sam around to help. Guest starring Kel Mitchell. (S1, ep 19) Also in HD 
21:00Find Me in Paris Pineapple Therapy Desperate to fit into her new surroundings, Lena talks another student into taking her on a day trip, but as the day goes on Lena gets easily distracted. (S1, ep 5) 
21:31iCarly iGet Pranky Ridiculed for never pulling a prank, Carly recruits Spencer's help to prank Sam and Freddie. But after Spencer gets a taste for it, he can't stop pranking! (S3, ep 4) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Playa Hata Charlie finally approves of a boy Gabby wants to date, which makes her wonder. James finds himself with two girlfriends at once, not knowing which to choose. (S3, ep 18) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom Ain't Over Till It's Over Stephanie and Charlie consider having a baby when Gabby is leaving for college, and James and Aaron want to live with their mother in Orlando. (S3, ep 19) Also in HD. 
23:00Sam & Cat Toddler Climbing A competing babysitting service is posting fake reviews about Sam and Cat's babysitting service. They confront their competition, who aren't what they seem! (S1, ep 7) Also in HD. 
23:31Sam & Cat Texting Competition Cat discovers Sam is really fast at texting and convinces her to compete in a competition against a boy, Butler. Dice tries to avoid an annoying old friend. (S1, ep 8) Also in HD. 
00:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:00Renford Rejects Don Bruno Bullied for being Italian, Eddie helps him out and frightens the bullies by pretending to be Bruno's uncle, a mafia boss. (S1, ep 2) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Beware The Triangle Is Bobby dating Summer behind Heidi's back? Is he dating Heidi behind Summer's back? Is he dating them both behind each other's backs? Serena enjoys mixing it up. (S1, ep 13) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Gullible Pants SpongeBob is left in charge of the Krusty Krab for 15 minutes. When Squidward tells him that there are a lot of rules that he doesn't know about, SpongeBob is eager to learn more. 
04:00Genie in the House Princess Emma After too many chores, Emma decides life is unfair and wishes to become a Princess. Suddenly everyone does as she says, and she even has a handsome Prince lined up... maybe! (S2, ep 14) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Hoax Fabian confides to Nina that he lost one of the puzzle pieces, luckily Patricia finds out that Alfie has it and manages to rescue it. (S1, ep 39) Also in HD. 
04:45House of Anubis House of Time As Mara's election campaign hots up, the latest riddle leads the Sibunas to the grandfather clock. (S1, ep 40) Also in HD. 
05:00Find Me in Paris Pineapple Therapy Desperate to fit into her new surroundings, Lena talks another student into taking her on a day trip, but as the day goes on Lena gets easily distracted. (S1, ep 5) 
05:30Max & Shred The Air-to-Fakie Authobiography Things go wrong when Max hires Abby to ghostwrite his autobiography. Howie's horoscope prevents her from helping Alvin stop a solar storm. (S1, ep 16) 
06:00Sam & Cat BlueDogSoda When their favourite drink is banned, Sam and Cat begin making their own version instead. When they start selling it, the authorities come knocking at their door! (S1, ep 27) Also in HD.