This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Nickelodeon on Wednesday, January 16 2019

06:00Victorious Beck Falls for Tori When Tori gets her big break acting in a movie, she's confronted with the consequences of lying on her resume when she's asked to perform a big stunt. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
06:31Knight Squad A Knight's Tail Ciara entrusts Arc with her Pixie Ring, which turns him into a hideous beast. Ciara & Arc seek the help of the Pixie Queen, who reveals she has beef with Arc. (S1, ep 8) 
07:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads declare their independence with Dawn deciding to get her ears pierced and the boys getting the snake they always wanted without Tom and Anne's permission. (S3, ep 15) Also in HD. 
07:31The Thundermans Cape Fear Phoebe tries to get back in superhero training, but when she sneaks out to a party and saves someone's life, she asks Max to take the credit, and he becomes a hero. (S2, ep 22) Also in HD. 
08:00Henry Danger Dodging Danger When Henry uses his new super power to compete in a Dodge-A-Leen tournament, Ray, Schwoz, and Charlotte go undercover to teach Henry a lesson. (S3, ep 11) Also in HD. 
08:31Game Shakers Buck the Magic Rat Kenzie saves a rat in the subway and the kids are grossed out. But it starts bringing them luck and they all use it to solve their problems. (S1, ep 21) Also in HD. 
09:00The Thundermans Who's Your Mommy? Max and Phoebe accidentally sell one of Barb's superhero utility belts to a superfan at the family's garage sale, and must get it back before she finds out. (S2, ep 13) Also in HD. 
09:31The Thundermans The Amazing Rat Race Max turns Billy into the world's fastest rat. Billy, getting a taste for running at super-speed, decides he does not want to go back to his human self. (S2, ep 14) Also in HD. 
10:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Quaddy-shack Dawn, Nicky, and Dicky don't take mini-golf seriously, so Ricky befriends a group of sophisticated kids who challenge The Quads to a high-stakes mini-golf match. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
10:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quad-plex The Quads try to avoid being seen at the movies with their parents, especially when they spot their classmates and Moses, the coolest kid in school there too! (S2, ep 19) Also in HD. 
11:00Game Shakers Babe's Bench Babe blows the entire Game Shakers ad budget on a high-tech bus bench, only to find out the bench is a magnet for low-lifes and weirdos. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
11:31Game Shakers Bunger Games When pop star Kayla Batch hires The Game Shakers to make a lifestyle game, she invites Babe to join her elite squad while Kenzie is left on the outside. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
12:00School of Rock Changes The kids' plans are jeopardized when their regular teacher returns, so they have to find a way to get Dewey back to keep their rock and roll dreams alive. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
12:31The Thundermans Side-Kicking and Screaming Max & Phoebe secretly employ their parents' former sidekick to ease their busy schedule, but the twins' bickering provokes an unexpected response. (S4, ep 25) Also in HD. 
13:00Henry Danger Super Volcano Activity in a dormant super volcano under Swellview makes Henry and Ray think the world is ending. Piper is convinced she has a gluten intolerance. (S1, ep 15) Also in HD. 
13:31Henry Danger Caved In Henry, Charlotte, and Ray's plans for a day of fun are derailed when Jasper accidentally triggers the emergency lockdown mode, trapping everyone indoors. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
14:00Sam & Cat The Brit Brats Sam and Cat babysit two girls who fool them both. Sam goes to Elderly Acres in an attempt to fulfill a community service requirement for her online high school. (S1, ep 4) Also in HD. 
14:31Victorious Crazy Ponnie A strange new student named Ponnie (guest star Jennette McCurdy) befriends Tori, but keeps disappearing around other people. They all worry that Tori is losing it. (S3, ep 10) Also in HD 
15:00Game Shakers The Switch When Dub and the Game Shakers swap sidekicks - Bunny for Hudson - the Game Shakers quickly regret it and have to figure out how to get Hudson back. (S2, ep 18) Also in HD. 
15:31Henry Danger A Finata Full Of Death Bugs When a dangerous pinata ends up at a kids' birthday party, Kid Danger and Captain Man must go undercover and step in before it's too late. (S3, ep 1) 
16:00School of Rock Don't Know What You've Got ('Til It's Gone): The band's instruments get stolen, so they hold a sale to raise money to replace them. (S3, ep 14) 
16:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Family Matters The Quads' plan to get out of Family Night backfires when they try to introduce Tom and Anne to another couple to become friends. (S1, ep 14) Also in HD. 
17:00The Thundermans Shred It Go Phoebe is devastated when she thinks the family's new shredder has accidentally destroyed her concert tickets, not realising that Max has them. (S2, ep 7) Also in HD. 
17:31Henry Danger Caved In Henry, Charlotte, and Ray's plans for a day of fun are derailed when Jasper accidentally triggers the emergency lockdown mode, trapping everyone indoors. (S1, ep 17) Also in HD. 
18:00Knight Squad The Dork Knight Returns Arc's predecessor on the Phoenix Squad returns, bumping Arc to the Kraken Squad while his friends secretly work to get rid of their former partner. (S1, ep 6) 
18:31Game Shakers To settle a dispute over who Freddie liked better in iCarly, the Game Shakers track down Nathan Kress himself and try to get the answer out of him by any means necessary. (S2, ep 11) Also in HD. 
19:00Henry Danger Car Trek Charlotte's birthday road trip to see the Boo Man Group perform gets sidetracked by a Captain Man and Kid Danger emergency. (S4, ep 12) 
19:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & BeyDawnce Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky accidentally turn Dawn into "BeyDawnce" when they help her overcome her fear of auditioning for the Glee Club. (S4, ep 2) 
20:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Dude, Where's My School? When The Quads' destroy their school, they must join a new one. But they must keep the secret that they destroyed the old school that everyone loved. (S4, ep 1) 
20:31Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn YOCO The Harpers get a new gadget that runs their entire household, but when the Quads are left with it, they go too far and must fix the mess before Tom and Anne come home. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD. 
21:00Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn The Quads want to pull off a big stunt so that their class will be remembered by future students, but they find out that their personal legacy is not great. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD. 
21:31iCarly iRocked The Vote When Carly, Sam, and Freddie urge the iCarly fans to vote David Archuleta to victory on a TV show, they feel bad for the runner-up and help him make a video. (S2, ep 15) Also in HD. 
22:00Instant Mom Gabby's Game Boy Stephanie and Charlie find that Gabby has had a secret boyfriend, breaking Charlie's no dating rule. When they meet the boy, they think he's a bad influence. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
22:31Instant Mom James Goes Pro James gets recruited by a professional video gaming team, but finds out that his dream isn't all it's cracked up to be. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD. 
23:00Victorious Wi-Fi In The Sky Tori's flight is delayed, leaving no time to finish a school project. She tries to work with them over video chat, but things keep getting in the way. (S1, ep 18) Also in HD. 
23:31Victorious Beck Falls for Tori When Tori gets her big break acting in a movie, she's confronted with the consequences of lying on her resume when she's asked to perform a big stunt. (S2, ep 1) Also in HD. 
00:00Renford Rejects St Jude Bruno loses his lucky medallion and won't play unless he finds it, Jason gives him a replacement, and Bruno plays brilliantly, until, that is, he discovers it was a fake. (S3, ep 7) 
00:25Summer in Transylvania The Vanishing Brain The problem with living with a crazy brain-in-a-jar-inventor, is that when they meddle in science they don't understand, your memory can accidentally be wiped. (S1, ep 16) 
00:50SpongeBob SquarePants Imitation Krabs Plankton schemes to steal the Krabby Patty by disguising himself as Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob gets given conflicting orders all day long, sending him crazy trying to please them both! 
01:00Genie in the House Cave Dad Emma wants to meet her ancestors, but Adil goes too far and the ancestor is a caveman. When a business client arrives, Sophie and Emma pretend the caveman is their dad. (S1, ep 3) 
01:30House of Anubis House of Smuggling The Sibunas learn that they must perform the ceremony themselves. Is the open day a good opportunity to sneak out? Jerome's double life catches up with him. (S3, ep14) Also in HD. 
01:55Winx Club Back In the Middle Ages After trying to make Squonk and Amarok become friends, the Winx use their Stones of Memories to travel back to Medieval Italy where Quillcat used to live.(S7, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:20SpongeBob SquarePants Something Smells SpongeBob eats some sea onion ice cream and his breath stinks. When people avoid him, SpongeBob thinks that it's because he's ugly, so finds various ways to hide his hideous face. 
02:31Max & Shred The Rock and Roll Rodeo 540 When Max discovers that Alvin is secretly entering a battle of the bands to impress Juliet, he insists on joining his bro's band. (S2, ep 8) Also in HD. 
03:00Renford Rejects Go Kart Go! Ronnie takes the Rejects go-karting for his birthday treat. They enter a grudge match against demon driver Terry Stoker who forces everyone off the track, including himself. (S2, ep 3) 
03:25Summer in Transylvania Invasion of the Boyfriend Snatchers Learning the noble art of Slamjitsu is only the beginning when Summer and Heidi both fall for the same guy - may the best girl win! (S1, ep 6) 
03:50SpongeBob SquarePants Big Pink Loser Patrick feels like he hasn't accomplished anything with his life and he decides to take SpongeBob on as his role model. At first, SpongeBob is flattered, but it soon goes too far. 
04:00Genie in the House Cave Dad Emma wants to meet her ancestors, but Adil goes too far and the ancestor is a caveman. When a business client arrives, Sophie and Emma pretend the caveman is their dad. (S1, ep 3) 
04:30House of Anubis House of Heroes A sacrifice is made as Eddie and KT try to unlock the portal to destroy Ammut. KT says an emotional goodbye to Frobisher. Alfie has a special gift for Willow. (S3, ep40) Also in HD. 
05:00Winx Club Tynix Transformation After finding the magic harmony among them, the Winx six Fairy Animals give the fairies the Tynix bracelets, which will let them explore the MiniWorlds. (S7, ep 14) Also in HD. 
05:31Max & Shred The Joey Huckfest Prankpipe Shred discovers the joy of pranking but goes too far. Diane schemes to get a possum out of the house. Lloyd tries being the "bad cop" parent. (S1, ep 17) 
06:00Victorious Helen Back Again When Principal Eikner leaves, the school hires a new principal who makes all the students re-audition in order to keep their spots. Who will get kicked out? (S2, ep 2) Also in HD.