| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
| 09:00 | Two And A Half Men Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
When Alan and Herb run into Lyndsey at a yoga class, Herb is interested - will he break the "bro code"? Meanwhile, Walden and Laurel attempt to have sex... (S12, E09) |
| 09:30 | Two And A Half Men Here I Come, Pants! During a surprise check-up, Ms. McMartin is angered upon realizing Alan and Walden were pretending to be a couple. What will Alan do so that she doesn't take Louis away? (S12, E10) |
| 09:55 | Two And A Half Men For Whom the Booty Calls
Alan sleeps with Ms. McMartin again. Walden is less than happy. He joins a support group for adoptive fathers so he can vent his concerns, but how will Alan feel? (S12, E11) |
| 10:30 | Two And A Half Men A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
Lyndsey tells Alan she is moving away for a fresh start. They end up in bed together, leaving Alan up to his old tricks of having to juggle two women at once! (S12, E12) |
| 10:55 | Malcolm In The Middle Cheerleader
Reese is acting weird, and following some misunderstood advice from Malcolm, joins the cheerleader-squad! As a consequence Hal has to have "the talk" with his sons. (S1, E12) |
| 11:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Rollerskates
Malcolm sucks at street-hockey. So he turns to Hal, who trains all his sons in the secrets of skating before he allows them to have their own pair of skates. (S1, E13) |
| 12:00 | Malcolm In The Middle The Bots and the Bees
Lois takes off to visit Francis, which might makes his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality. (S1, E14) |
| 12:30 | Malcolm In The Middle Smunday
The boys are grounded for losing Dewey's bike and can't wait for their release, but Lois is sick in bed and mistakes Monday for Sunday. Time for some school ditching! (S1, E15) |
| 13:00 | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Stank Hole in One
When Phil appeals for a partner for a golf tournament, Carlton reluctantly agrees to give Will the position. Hilary is offered a job presenting a prime-time show. (S6, E21) |
| 13:30 | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Eye, Tooth
Hillary gets William Shatner to appear on her show, and the producers think it is time the show moved to New York. Will is upset since he will lose a job. (S6, E22) |
| 14:00 | The Middle The Interview
Mike finds dinosaur bones in the quarry. Unfortunately, this closes the quarry while the bones are analysed, putting Mike temporarily out of work. (S1, E13) |
| 14:30 | The Middle The Yelling
Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they agree to do their school work and chores without her intervention. Meanwhile, Mike reluctantly takes a night job as a driver. (S1, E14) |
| 15:00 | The Middle Valentine's Day
Axl has a date, Sue has her first boy-girl party, and Brick is at a sleepover. So will Mike and Frankie have an opportunity to have a romantic Valentine's Day? (S1, E15) |
| 15:30 | The Middle The Bee
Brick wins a local spelling bee and Mike is highly enthusiastic about his talent. Meanwhile Sue's birthday is forgotten so Frankie tries to make it up to her on the trip to Chicago. (S1, E16) |
| 16:00 | Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) |
| 16:30 | Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) |
| 17:00 | Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) |
| 17:30 | Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) |
| 18:00 | Impractical Jokers The guys hit the ice rink to play a slippery balloon game and try to get support for ridiculous causes at the park. Tonight's punishment involves a trip to the movies. (S7, E08) |
| 18:30 | Impractical Jokers The guys try to kiss unsuspecting strangers at a mall, they focus-group their absurd life stories as potential movies, and the big loser gets a room full of enemies. (S7, E09) |
| 19:00 | 8 Simple Rules No Right Way
The kids return to school for the first time after their father's death, meanwhile Jim tries to be helpful by making some questionable home improvements to the Hennessy homes. (S2, E06) |
| 19:30 | 8 Simple Rules What Dad Would Want
Rory decides to try out for the basketball team as his dad had would have liked it. Meanwhile Bridget accidentally wrecks a collage that Kerry had made of Paul. (S2, E07) |
| 20:00 | Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) |
| 20:30 | Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) |
| 21:00 | Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A posh man chasing his dog, aliens in fridges, a chuckle brother shrine, cows and koalas go to war, and posing dead people. (S5, E05) |
| 22:00 | South Park: Season 19 Safe Space
When Cartman starts getting fat shamed on the 'net, P.C. Principle steps in to save the day - with the help of Steven Seagal! Meanwhile, Randy is enduring some charity shaming. (S19, E05) |
| 22:30 | South Park: Season 19 Tweek x Craig
When Craig and Tweek are outed as gay, they're as surprised as everyone else! Sounds like it's time for Cartman's cupid self to work his magic... and maybe on Cartman too! (S19, E06) |
| 23:00 | Two And A Half Men Yay, No Polyps
Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents. She's wise to his plans! Time for some male-bonding with her father, where secrets are revealed. (S7, E13) |
| 23:30 | Two And A Half Men Crude and Uncalled For
Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be into in the lawyer who takes the case - a family man and horse range charity-founder. (S7, E14) |
| 00:00 | New: Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. |
| 01:00 | Idiotsitter Rush, Rush
Billie becomes the housemother to an eerily tight-knit sorority, and Gene gets involved in a very different side of campus Greek life. (S2, E06) |
| 01:30 | Mae Martin At Soho Theatre... ...Live. The brilliant Mae Martin brings her hit show 'Us' to Soho Theatre; exploring stereotypes of gender and identity, as well as the time she had THE sex talk with her mum. (S1, E05) |
| 02:00 | Jackass Chris Pontius terrorizes the late night denizens of L.A., Johnny Knoxville creates the world's first "Beekini", and Ryan Dunn attempts to immerse himself in a tank of raw sewage. |
| 02:30 | Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the L.A. River. Stunts included in this episode: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper, and Urban Kayaker. |
| 03:00 | Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite stand-up from across the first six series. Tonight features; Nick Helm, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane, Joe Wilkinson, Paul Foot, and Doc Brown. (S6, E12) |
| 03:45 | Impractical Jokers The guys teach a crash course in sorry behaviour, ask strangers to settle bizarre debates, and spread good news at the mall. For the loser a day at the park turns into a frightful mess. (S8, E06) |
| 04:10 | Epic Meal Empire Finception
The guys will sink or swim when they serve a multi-fish feast to some famished pro surfers - but first, they say "(extra) cheese" at an Epic Meal Time photo shoot. (S1, E04) |
| 04:30 | Malcolm In The Middle The Bots and the Bees
Lois takes off to visit Francis, which might makes his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality. (S1, E14) |
| 04:50 | Malcolm In The Middle Smunday
The boys are grounded for losing Dewey's bike and can't wait for their release, but Lois is sick in bed and mistakes Monday for Sunday. Time for some school ditching! (S1, E15) |
| 05:15 | Bob's Burgers There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business: Bob is sceptical about Gayle's cat Mr. Business having a career in showbiz, until it looks like the cat could have his big break. (S7, E10) |
| 05:35 | Bob's Burgers A Few 'Gurt Men: Louise defends one of her biggest foes in a mock trial at Wagstaff, while Bob and Jimmy Pesto expose a regular-food scammer. (S7, E11) |
| 06:00 | Teleshopping Teleshopping. |
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