This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, June 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers Housetrap In true Belcher fashion, the family gets stuck in a terrible storm while vacationing at a beach house in Craggy Neck. However, the storm is the least of their worries... (S5, E19) 
09:30Bob's Burgers Hawk & Chick Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favourite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles. (S5, E20) 
10:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Q, and Murr ham it up behind the counter of a famous NYC deli and head to Union Square where they break the ice with bizarre behaviour while selling popsicles. (S6, E14) 
10:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as blackjack dealers at a Connecticut casino, play another hint and guess game at the park, and go head-to-head acting as shoe shiners. (S6, E15) 
11:00The Middle Taking Back the House Frankie and Mike attempt to regain complete control of the household by ignoring the kids' demands for rides, foods, and services, and focusing on their own needs. (S2, E11) 
11:30The Middle The Big Chill Mike becomes mad at Frankie for accidentally spending $200 on eye cream; meanwhile, Axl must take care of an infant doll for health class, forcing Brick to bunk with Sue. (S2, E12) 
12:00The Middle Super Sunday The Super Bowl is coming up, and the Heck family is planning to spend it together as a family. Sue and Brad enter a square-dancing competition, but Sue can't dance at all. (S2, E13) 
12:30The Middle Valentine's Day II Axl starts dating a girl his parents aren't exactly pleased with, while Sue finds the boy who kissed her during a Halloween hayride, and Brick has a crush on a girl. (S2, E14) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Winner Takes Off In an attempt to get back at Geoffrey, Will and Carlton give him a fake lottery ticket and trick him into thinking he won $26,000,000. As a response, Geoffrey quits! (S3, E14) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
14:00Two And A Half Men Thank God for Scoliosis The boy is coming of age as Jake competes with Charlie for the affections of a waitress. Meanwhile, Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist Melissa. (S6, E12) 
14:30Two And A Half Men I Think You Offended Don Alan continues to believe that he is the father of Judith's baby. Jake has something on his mind and Charlie is determined to find out what it is.(S6, E13) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
16:00Friends The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23) 
16:30Friends The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24) 
17:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
18:008 Simple Rules The Doyle Wedding Despite trying to avoid their neighbours (The Doyles) at all costs, the Hennessys end up in central roles in the wedding of one of the Doyle girls. (S1, E26) 
18:308 Simple Rules Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (Part 1): Cate invites her sister to stay after hearing she's having marital problems, meanwhile Bridget goes on a date with Donny. (S1, E27) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I Know Why the Caged Bird Screams The big sports game is coming up and pranks start. Will steals the other team's statue and they retaliate by stealing Carlton, the team good luck charm. (S4, E16) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Oeder Games With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. They find out that they will have to compete in order to keep their rents reasonable. (S5, E21) 
20:30Bob's Burgers Sliding Bobs Linda explains how important Bob's moustache was in their meeting. The kids then tell their own versions of how Bob and Linda would have met, if Bob didn't have a moustache... (S6, E01) 
21:00Bob's Burgers Nude Beach Darryl and the Belcher kids set up a business for kids to pay to see a good view of the nearby nude beach. Meanwhile, a new health inspector replaces Hugo... (S3, E11) 
21:30Bob's Burgers It Snakes a Village The family goes to Florida to visit Linda's parents, but they discover they live in a swinger senior home. Meanwhile, the kids try to track down a legendary python. (S3, E18) 
22:00South Park: Best Of Season 11 More Cr*p Inadvertently, Randy breaks the world record for the 'biggest cr*p'! Bono, the previous holder, is determined to regain his crown - but he has a dark secret which may stop him. (S11, E09) 
22:30South Park: Best Of Season 11 Imaginationland The boys find themselves in a magical land where all of the world's imagination is laid out before them, but Cartman is more interested in getting Kyle to suck his b***s. (S11, E10) 
23:00Friends The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01) 
23:30Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
00:00John Bishop Live: Elvis Has... ...Left The Building: Filmed in front of a packed house at the Liverpool Empire Theatre, John Bishop delights his home crowd, illustrating why he has become one of the nation's favourite comedians. 
01:40Deal With It Hidden camera practical joke show. Joan and Melissa Rivers put a friendship to the extreme test! Also, would you tell the father of your child the baby isn't yours to win big?! (S1, E06) 
02:05Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
03:05Punk'd This week on Punk'd join host Mac Miller as he puts the hammer down on rapper Wiz Khalifa, sets a bear on Neil Patrick Harris, and tackles NFL Star Darrelle Revis. (S9, E12) 
03:25Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
03:45Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
04:05Mike & Molly Mike Check When Molly learns it's been more than ten years since her husband's seen a doctor, she badgers a reluctant Mike to get checked out. What will they find...? (S5, E08) 
04:30Mike & Molly Hack to the Future Molly meets Xander, her publisher, for the first time. While he is praiseworthy, he feels the book could become a phenomenon if Molly works time travel into it! (S5, E09) 
04:50Undateable A Japanese Businessman Walks Into a Bar When Justin fails to break it off with his one night stand, Danny gets involved. Meanwhile, the guys devise a plan to get Lindsey's ass back. (S2, E01) 
05:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Winner Takes Off In an attempt to get back at Geoffrey, Will and Carlton give him a fake lottery ticket and trick him into thinking he won $26,000,000. As a response, Geoffrey quits! (S3, E14) 
05:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Robbing the Banks Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed. (S3, E15) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.