This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, May 24 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
09:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
10:00Wipeout USA Shiver me timbers! Join us as a rare breed of athletes make their mark on the course. Get ready and watch the competition unfold aboard the S.S. Booty Shaker and the classic Big Balls. (S7, E10) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How exactly did Q's cats inspire a challenge? What does Joe do every morning before work? And where was Q employed before becoming a fireman? (S2, E13) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E14) 
12:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Husband Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04) 
12:30Friends The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Kids Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos ever found online. This episode focuses on those little blighters commonly known as kids. (S1, E05) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
14:00Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11) 
15:00The Middle The Final Four Mike's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go to the Final Four basketball competition is put into jeopardy when Frankie's uncle's funeral is scheduled for the same day. (S1, E19) 
15:30The Middle TV or Not TV The Hecks give up cable TV to save money. Though the kids are initially unhappy, they soon find distractions and it's Frankie and Mike who end up having the most difficulty. (S1, E20) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Sleeping With The Frenemy Tina allows Tammy to spend Spring Break with the Belchers - and even plays Cupid, setting up Tammy with Brett, a boy from out of town. (S8, E11) 
16:30Bob's Burgers The Hurt Soccer The family sign Louise up for a soccer league and with Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. (S8, E12) 
17:00Takeshi's Castle One hundred more warriors take on the Flying Mushroom, Runaway Rockaway and Bridge Ball, all for the ultimate prize of storming the castle and making the General proud. (S1, E09) 
17:30Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them. (S1, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modelling punishment - in the nude? (S2, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18) 
19:00Most Ridiculous All Abroad The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back. Narrated by Greg James, it's stuffed full of beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists. (S3, E03) 
19:30Most Ridiculous Brides & Grooms The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give brides & grooms the MR treatment. Standby for ceremonies in chaos, brides going ballistic and the world's worst wedding photographers. (S3, E04) 
20:00Two Guys and a Girl My Dinner with Irene erg and Irene decide to go on a date to see if they could be an actual couple and not just sex buddies but when Irene sees Pete sad she asks him out instead. (S4, E08) 
20:30Two Guys and a Girl Drip When water starts dripping into Pete and Berg's apartment in the middle of the night, they both have to find somewhere to sleep. Berg tries Irene's and Ashley's... (S4, E09) 
21:00500 Days of Summer Film Hopeless romantic Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is caught completely off-guard when his girlfriend, Summer (Zooey Deschanel), suddenly dumps him. He soon reflects on their 500 days together... (2009) 
23:00South Park You're Getting Old (1): When Stan gets a Tween Wave CD for his birthday his parents ban him from listening to this "cr**". When Stan starts agreeing with them the boys are not impressed. (S15, E07) 
23:30South Park Ass Burgers (2): Stan's existential life crisis (aka being a teenager) continues full-steam, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient. (S15, E08) 
00:00South Park The Last of the Meheecans When a game of 'border patrol' goes wrong Butters ends up reigniting Mexican pride, but Cartman isn't prepared to let the game end there. (S15, E09) 
00:30South Park Bass to Mouth When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, named Eavesdropper, all hell breaks loose - who will save the day; Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks? (S15, E10) 
01:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, what makes you happy, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen. (S1, E03) 
01:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey in many accents, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffery. (S1, E04) 
02:00Nathan For You Dumb Starbucks Nathan makes use of parody law to open up a coffee shop nearly identical to Starbucks in its branding and appearance. (S2, E05) 
02:30Nathan For You Dating Website / Party Planner: Nathan invents a system to protect women on first dates, proposes a radical new weight-loss program and helps a party planner reduce anxiety for her clients. (S2, E06) 
03:00Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers utilize mall shoppers to mediate their mindless conflicts, demand ice cream at a specialized business, and start protests for ridiculous causes. (S3, E07) 
03:20Impractical Jokers: Uncensored Practical joke show. Which joker will face the apology gauntlet? To avoid it they must get compliments on peculiar clothes, act weird with instruments, and attach balloons to strangers! (S4, E10) 
03:45Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys team up for presentations that have nothing to do with the topic, try to touch people at a mall with different body parts, and quit their jobs again. (S6, E01) 
04:05Impractical Jokers: Uncensored The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
04:30Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11) 
05:15Impractical Jokers: Miami Special Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q take their talents to Miami, pulling all new pranks on the beach. The guys zip around on scooters controlled by the other Jokers, and the loser has a cold blooded fate. (S7, E01) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q teach fencing, the guys trim away their dignity as hairstylists, and the punished Joker melts down during a presentation on climate change. (S7, E02) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Gadgets The strangest viral clip show on television returns and, this time gadgets get the Most Ridiculous treatment, everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps. (S2, E19)