This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, July 17 2018

06:00The Middle The Scratch While scrambling to gather garbage for trash day, Frankie accidentally hits Brick with a bottle. When Brick brags to a hall monitor, Frankie and Mike must answer to the police. (S1, E07) 
06:25The Middle Thanksgiving Frankie cancels Thanksgiving. Mike and the kids try to pull Thanksgiving together for her. Meanwhile, Sue has a boyfriend whom everyone but her thinks is gay. (S1, E08) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Pilot Malcolm Wilkerson has been labelled a boy genius and is moved, much to his chagrin, into the "Krelboyne class", which is a class full of nerds and geniuses like him. (S1, E01) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Red Dress When Lois finds her red anniversary dress burnt and in the toilet, she immediately suspects the boys of foul play, and chases them all over the house to try and make them fess up. (S1, E02) 
10:00Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Runway Club The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. (S5, E16) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
13:00Friends The One With George Stephanopoulos When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04) 
13:30Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
14:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
14:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
15:00The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
15:30The Middle Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
16:00The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11) 
16:30The Middle The Neighbour Brooke Shields plays Rita Glossner, a cigarette-smoker with a hard-life who is considered "mean" by her neighbours. Her sons are deemed "bullies" and get in a fight with Sue. (S1, E12) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Pilot Malcolm Wilkerson has been labelled a boy genius and is moved, much to his chagrin, into the "Krelboyne class", which is a class full of nerds and geniuses like him. (S1, E01) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Red Dress When Lois finds her red anniversary dress burnt and in the toilet, she immediately suspects the boys of foul play, and chases them all over the house to try and make them fess up. (S1, E02) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys get sassy while posing as auto parts salesmen, then head to the mall where they try to reel in unsuspecting shoppers. The big loser gets stuck in a horrible mess. (S8, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get ballsy while posing as salesmen, and then try to outdo each other as they invade the personal space of confused strangers. The loser gets to play dress-up. (S8, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lend a hand while working at a high-tech store, then play detectives at the mall in search of perps on the loose. The loser gets the shakes while high above the city. (S8, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "Put-Pocket" at a grocery store, then get jumpy at the park after taking over each other's cell phones. The loser learns that when you gotta go...you gotta go. (S8, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Breaking Up is Hard to Do (Part 2): Will, Carlton, Ashley and Hilary take drastic measures to get Phil and Vivian to reconcile. (S6, E15) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I, Bowl Buster Carlton is anxious that he will never be able to live up to the kind of achievements that Phil made when he attended Princeton. So he decides to become a professional bowler. (S6, E16) 
21:00Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing In Widdicombe's stand-up debut he reveals the day to day pressures of growing up in Devon, using an ATM machine, and shopping at Waitrose. Recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
22:00South Park: Season 3 Chinpokomon Stan, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, a cartoon called Chinpokomon - but what is the secret plan behind the show's anti-American sentiments...? (S3, E11) 
22:30South Park: Season 3 Hooked on Monkey Fonics The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee - but where do m**********g monkeys fit into this?!? (S3, E12) 
23:00South Park: Season 3 Starvin' Marvin In Space: Marvin is back! He and the boys travel around the world in an alien spaceship on a food-gathering mission, hotly pursued by the CIA and Sally Struthers. (S3, E13) 
23:30Jackass Johnny Knoxville sprains his ankle attempting to jump the L.A. River. Stunts included in this episode: Blind Driver, Naked Dave, Human Barbecue, Pontius Skating, Dave's Doorstopper, and Urban Kayaker. 
00:00The Cleveland Show Pilot Cleveland and his overweight 14-year-old son say goodbye to Quahog and set out for California. Along the way, Cleveland stops in his old hometown, where he marries Donna Tubbs. (S1, E01) 
00:30The Cleveland Show Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance Cleveland asks Roberta to accompany him to a daddy/daughter dance at school but his his hopes of establishing a bond are scuppered. (S1, E02) 
01:00Stephen Merchant: Hello Ladies... ...Live! The BAFTA, Emmy, and Golden Globe award-winning co-creator of The Office and Extras in his first ever live stand-up comedy tour. Hear all about his ongoing struggles to find a lady to love. 
02:00Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Brüno attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
02:30The Alternative Comedy Experience Charged comedy from Phil Nichol contrasted by the gentle David Kay, political satirist Andy Zaltzman, and funnyman Alun Cochrane. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee. 
03:00The Alternative Comedy Experience Tonight's show includes surreal stand up Tony Law, idiosyncratic comedian Eleanor Tiernan, satirist Andy Zaltzman, German Henning Wehn and backstage chats with Stewart Lee. 
03:25The Alternative Comedy Experience Exclusive live comedy show curated by Stewart Lee. On tonight's bill Robin Ince is joined by the oddity of Josie Long and Simon Munnery, plus Alun Cochrane and Tony Law. 
03:50Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; beginner's pluck, animals behaving badly, and gettin' schooled. (S2, E16) 
04:35Bob's Burgers L'il Hard Dad Bob becomes obsessed with his new automatic helicopter. When it falls apart for no reason, he enters into a battle with the manufacturer in order to receive a refund. (S5, E14) 
04:55Bob's Burgers The Runway Club The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention, and will do anything it takes to leave early so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. (S5, E16) 
05:15The Middle Siblings Frankie sees the Donohues' kids being nice to each other and becomes self-conscious of her parenting skills. She tries to get her own brood together for some "family fun". (S1, E09) 
05:35The Middle Christmas To allow Frankie to focus on rehearsing for a solo in her church's midnight Christmas service, Mike takes over handling the many chores of setting up the Heck family Christmas. (S1, E10) 
06:00The Middle The Jeans Frankie buys Sue an expensive pair of jeans and Mike buys Axl a cheap car. Meanwhile, Brick offers to take care of a relative's dog, and his parents, reluctantly, agree. (S1, E11)