This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, April 21 2018

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Bob's Burgers An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Bob's Thanksgiving traditions are interrupted when Mr. Fischoeder recruits the Belchers to pose as his family, hoping to impress an old flame. (S3, E05) 
09:30Bob's Burgers The Deepening In this parody of Jaws, Mr. Fischoeder buys a mechanical shark that was used in a movie. Teddy has to battle the shark when it threatens the town's safety. (S3, E06) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks When Tina accidentally totals the family car, she believes that she is jinxed when she and Bob decide to lie to the insurance agent and end up in insurance fraud. (S3, E07) 
10:30Bob's Burgers The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Gene tries to break up with his new girlfriend, Courtney, after the family find her annoying. When he tries to he finds out that her dad writes jingles. (S3, E08) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. While visiting the Lone Star State, the Jokers teach classes at a dude ranch, sell cowboy boots, and wear blacked-out sunglasses. (S5, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work at a liquor store, obey commands written for them on deli tickets, and try to get signatures for a made-up holiday. (S5, E10) 
12:00Impractical Jokers The guys do what they are told at a ski lodge, play the uninvited dinner guest at an Italian restaurant, and Joe is dressed up in a sailor's outfit and jumps out of a cake! (S5, E11) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. For the show's three year anniversary, the guys look back at some never before seen footage. (S5, E12) 
13:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
13:30Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
14:00Friends The One With The Red Sweater Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02) 
14:30Friends The One With The Video Tape Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04) 
15:00Friends The One With Monica's Boots Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10) 
15:30Friends The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12) 
16:00Friends The One With The Secret Closet Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14) 
16:30Friends The One With The Birthing Video Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air When You Hit Upon a Star Will's love affair with a superstar singer, Michelle Michaels, is threatened when he meets her handsome former lover. (S4, E17) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Stop Will! In the Name of Love Ashley asks Will to chaperone her, thinking that her father would be overprotective. He turns out to be just as bad, and when her date leaves, Ashley rebels. (S4, E18) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You'd Better Shop Around Will goes with Phillip and Carlton to buy a new car. Will is so persuasive with Uncle Phil that the owner of the lot offers Will a job and Will accepts. (S4, E19) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ol' Ball and Chain: Jazz announces he's about to get married to a woman recently released from prison. When she's alone with Will, she makes a pass at him. What to do? (S4, E20) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Mother's Day When Jazz and his wife try unsuccessfully to conceive a child, they ask Will to "father" the baby. Phil challenges the kids to put more thought into their Mother's Day gifts. (S4, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse Will's father returns to his son's life after 14 years. Will is very happy about the chance to reconnect. Uncle Phil is not happy about the situation... (S4, E24) 
21:00Friends The One With The Vows Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21) 
21:30Friends The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01) 
22:00Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
22:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys survey employees about customer satisfaction, and go cloud watching with strangers. The loser poses as an artist presenting a town mural to its residents that says "DOVER SUCKS". (S10, E25) 
23:30Impractical Jokers In this special episode, Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal bring you their favorite moments from the first season. The guys relive their best hidden camera hijinks and offer behind the scenes insight. 
00:00Live At The Apollo Perennial panel show guest (and Canadian) Katherine Ryan is our host tonight at The Apollo. German Henning Wehn and record Edinburgh Comedy Award nominee James Acaster join her. (S11, E05) 
01:00Amy Schumer Live In this Comedy Central special, Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men. Classic Amy! 
01:30Kevin Hart Live Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid. 
02:00Impractical Jokers The jokers get snap happy posing as fashion photographers, giving confused models little reason to smile. And it's three's company when all but one of the guys are faced with a punishment. (S10, E16) 
02:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as employees at a botanical garden and team up to take turns dipping fries into other people's food at the food court. The loser is forced to enter a sewer and face zombies. (S10, E22) 
03:00The Guru Film An aspiring actor (Jimi Mistry) leaves his home in India and heads for New York, determined to see his name in lights - but instead ends up forging a career as a leading sex guru. (2002) 
04:30The Middle Hecking It Up Frankie is disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, with the Donahues away, the Hecks use the Donahues' new car for their personal errands. (S3, E14) 
04:50The Middle Valentine's Day III Frankie decides to spend Valentine's Day with her friends and their spouses at a fancy restaurant, but Mike manages to mess up. Brick has to write a paper on love. (S3, E15) 
05:15The Middle The Concert Justin Bieber is coming to Indianapolis and Sue is desperate for tickets, Mike trains Brick for the school spelling bee, and Axl and his friends attempt to break a speed limit. (S3, E16) 
05:35The Middle The Sit Down Axl, Sue, and Brick feel that Frankie nags them too much and Mike makes crazy punishments. The kids want a chance to show their parents that they can be responsible. (S3, E17) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.