This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Wednesday, September 19 2018

06:00Life In Pieces Babe Secret Phone Germs Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at the office by their obnoxious co-worker, Jen and Greg vow not to become germaphobes, and John buys Sophia a cell phone. (S1, E05) 
06:20Life In Pieces Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping. (S1, E07) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Block Party Malcolm realizes the neighbourhood has been throwing a party whenever the family leaves town for their annual vacation! Otto acquires a device for "extracting seed" from a bull. (S5, E08) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Dirty Magazine Malcolm becomes editor of a high school magazine and the principal instructs him to censor a story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job. (S5, E09) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
11:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys work in a nail salon and engage in a round of Joker vs. Joker challenges that include giving palm readings and acting as receptionists. (S3, E15) 
11:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys teach music classes and participate in a focus group. Murr and Q are asking the questions, while Joe and Sal go undercover as group members. (S5, E02) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
13:00Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One Where Old Yeller Dies Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends. Monica becomes jealous when Richard starts hanging with Joey and Chandler. (S2, E20) 
13:30Friends: Bing's Best Zingers The One With All The Resolutions The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11) 
14:00Wipeout USA Suit up for our first-ever edition of 'Win A Date with Jill'. These charming bachelors will do their best to impress our lovely co-host as they tackle the world's toughest obstacle course. (S7, E05) 
15:00The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
15:30The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
16:00The Middle Halloween VIII Orson Murder Mystery: As Halloween approaches, Frankie and Brick become convinced that a woman who died in their house 50 years ago was murdered. (S9, E04) 
16:30The Middle Role of a Lifetime: Brick decides to join the school orchestra in an attempt to play the field and find himself a new girlfriend, meanwhile it's Mike and Frankie's 25th wedding anniversary. (S9, E05) 
17:00Malcolm In The Middle Block Party Malcolm realizes the neighbourhood has been throwing a party whenever the family leaves town for their annual vacation! Otto acquires a device for "extracting seed" from a bull. (S5, E08) 
17:30Malcolm In The Middle Dirty Magazine Malcolm becomes editor of a high school magazine and the principal instructs him to censor a story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with a new supervisor so he can keep his job. (S5, E09) 
18:00Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
18:30Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys must do dares in the park, try to get applause while quitting their jobs, and team up for dinosaur presentations. (S5, 03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The Jokers cause mischief at the grocery store, try to give away items from the "mystery bag", and search for "The Chosen One" at a food court. (S5, E04) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Harder They Fall Will finds himself stranded in a mountain forest with his new girlfriend's disagreeable father, Augustus, after having crash-landed in a plane. (S4, E21) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air M is for the Many Things She Gave Me When Phil's former college girlfriend, Janice (Pam Grier), visits the Banks family, she attempts to seduce an unwilling Will. (S4, E22) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell picks his favourite bits from the sixth series. Tonight features; a cat alarm clock, a ninja hamster, how TOWIE boosts the economy, Australian mile high club, and men humping things. (S6, E11) 
22:00Rick and Morty Big Trouble in Little Sanchez Summer asks Rick to transport his mind into a teenager to shield her from vampires at school. Beth and Jerry go the extra mile to sort out their relationship. (S2, E07) 
22:30Rick and Morty Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate: Jerry is faced with the difficult decision of losing his manhood in order to save an alien leader from imminent death. Werner Herzog guest voices. (S2, E08) 
23:00South Park: Season 10 Mystery of The Urinal Deuce Someone defecates in a urinal at school! Cartman rants that it's a conspiracy "like 9/11!" The entire town think so too! Time for a trip to the White House. (S10, E09) 
23:30South Park: Season 10 Miss Teacher B*ngs A Boy Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10) 
00:00South Park: Season 10 Hell On Earth 2006 Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and mange to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11) 
00:30Brickleberry Old Wounds Woody is demoted by the visiting Secretary of the Interior. Meanwhile, Denzel's personality changes when he stops smoking weed, which causes a rift in his friendship with Steve. (S3, E06) 
01:00Russell Howard Live: Right Here... ...Right Now: Russell never fails to entertain with his trademark mix of eloquent gags and deft storytelling. Recorded at The Hammersmith Apollo, expect his usual zany, energetic, and unique style. 
02:00Detroiters Royals The future of Cramblin Duvet is in jeopardy when Sam discovers that he might be a father. (S2, E10) 
02:30Broad City Game Over Ilana gets a new opportunity at Deals, Deals, Deals, and Abbi tries to keep her competitive side in check at Soulstice Games Day. Vanessa Williams and Whoopi Goldberg guest star. (S3, E03) 
03:00Broad City Rat Pack After receiving a hefty exterminator bill, Jaime and Ilana decide to throw a party to recoup the costs. Meanwhile, Abbi embarks on a mission to meet new people. (S3, E04) 
03:20Broad City 2016 Abbi attempts to have her driver's license photo retaken, while Ilana gets a job as a bike messenger from a temp agency. The girls have a freakout-worthy run-in with Hillary Clinton! (S3, E05) 
03:45Billy On The Street Billy tests the pop culture knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York City. Games include: "Julia Roberts themed obstacle course" and "Weekend at Bernies or Django Unchained". (S2, E05) 
04:10Legends of Chamberlain Heights Come Out To Play After Grover's shoes turn him into the laughing stock of the internet, he decides that it's time to step into some new kicks: the latest phenomenon, Shackles. (S1, E03) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Presto-Tina-O Tina becomes a magician's assistant in order to get closer to Jimmy Jr., while Bob becomes the victim of a magician's "curse" - can Bob rid himself of the curse? (S4, E10) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial To compete with Jimmy Pesto, and his blowout Super Bowl event, Bob is determined to create a Bob's Burgers commercial to air during the big game. (S4, E11) 
05:15The Middle Please Don't Feed The Hecks Frankie finds a way to get free and tasty meals from her neighbour Nancy, meanwhile Axl gets a new job as the school bus driver. (S9, E02) 
05:35The Middle Meet the Parents Axl invites Frankie and Mike to meet Lexie's parents, meanwhile Brick has a hard time getting arrested at the Sophomore Slammer fundraiser. (S9, E03) 
06:00Life In Pieces Godparent Turkey Corn Farts Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen's cauliflower dish. (S1, E08)