This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, December 6 2019

06:00Bob's Burgers Spaghetti Western and Meatballs Bob and Gene bond over spaghetti western movies, which makes Louise jealous. (S1, E09) 
06:25Bob's Burgers Burger Wars After getting wind of Bob's financial trouble, Jimmy Pesto faces-off against his mortal enemy by introducing burgers to his own menu. (S1, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Are We There Yet? Kevin's new career as a child actor quickly hits the skids when his big break causes him to get an even bigger head. (S2, ep31) 
09:30Are We There Yet? When Nick tries to help Suzanne get over a childhood phobia, his secret plan accidentally causes her to relive the traumatic experience all over again. (S2, ep32) 
10:00Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
10:30Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
11:00Friends The One With Phoebe's Cookies Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03) 
11:30Friends The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04) 
12:00The Middle The Christmas Miracle Axl declares that he's not going to church this year, and Mike goes to war with the Glossner kids after they deface his new, inflatable snowman. (S9, E10) 
12:30The Middle New Year's Revelations As New Year's Eve approaches Sue admits to Frankie that she likes Sean Donahue. Meanwhile, Axl, Brick, Mike and Big Mike go for a drive with a surprise. (S9, E11) 
13:00The Middle The Other Man While Axl and Mike enjoy a closer bond now that Axl has a real job, Frankie feels ignored. (S9, E12) 
13:30The Middle Mommapalooza Frankie decides she needs to find a new passion in her life. Meanwhile, Mike orders Sue and Brick to fix the giant hole between their bedroom walls. (S9, E13) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Teams of exes face obstacles, including Miami Pound Machine. (S6, E07) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Celebrations We're taking a look at celebrations this time on Most Ridiculous; and it's no party for the folks at the centre of these dancefloor disasters, fearsome fireworks, and birthdays gone bad. (S3, E08) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Mad Mammals The show with the funniest clips on the internet is back and this week it's all about mad mammals. Expect animal attacks, brainless bears, dodgy dolphins and apes making monkeys of tourists. (S3, E09) 
16:00The Middle Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner Mike's wayward brother, Rusty, comes to town and presents Sue with an extravagant gift, which Mike thinks is stolen goods. (S9, E14) 
16:30The Middle Toasted Frankie helps Sue celebrate her 21st birthday, Mike begrudgingly takes Brick to a "Planet Nowhere" convention; and Axl and Hutch make a toast at ex-college roomie Kenny's wedding. (S9, E15) 
17:00The Middle The Crying Game While Frankie feels the need to have a good cry after having a bad week, Mike shares the good news of his promotion but feels uncomfortable saying goodbye to his co-workers. (S9, E16) 
17:30The Middle Hecks vs. Glossners: The Final Battle: When the Glossners steal Sue's car, the Hecks, along with the Donahues and Bill Norwood, declare an all-out war. (S9, E17) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys must obey three specialized commands at a video game store, coax rock climbers into repeating a specific word, and do a Joker vs. Joker selling fake tickets. (S5, E15) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers (in the first episode presented to a live audience) look back at compilations of memorable moments. (S6, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The Jokers team up to work at a beauty store, coerce strangers into translating text messages written in Spanish, and do another round of "Don't I Know You?" at the mall. (S6, E04) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The Jokers review clips of four Joker vs. Joker challenges. The challenges include competing to have their baseball team mascots approved and presenting their ridiculous book ideas. (S6, E05) 
20:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Cold Feet, Hot Body Will meets a new student at the university who seems determined to be Will's girlfriend despite the fact that he is engaged. (S5, E23) 
20:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Love in an Elevator: The guys are throwing a bachelor party for Will. On the way, Will, Carlton, and Jazz get stuck in an elevator. They recall past events for each of them. (S5, E24) 
21:00Impractical Jokers: Practically... ...Live. This one hour special follows the guys on their American Stand Up Tour as they entertain, shock, and hug just about every-one they meet. New pranks, stories, and revelations unfold. 
22:00Lee Evans: XL Tour Live Lee Evans, captured live on his record-breaking XL tour. There's gags galore as he demonstrates why he loves the Olympic opening ceremony and just how romantic a boiling hot bath with his wife can be! 
23:00Alan Carr: Yap Yap Yap No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up. 
00:00Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Shaun and Marcellina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E10) 
00:30Your Face or Mine: Celebrities Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Strictly Come Dancing's James and Ola Jordan to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S3, E05) 
01:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jason Manford; joined by James Corden, Gerry Stergiopoulos, Charley Uchea, and Danny Wallace. (S5, E07) 
01:308 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Raef Bjayou, Vic Reeves, Jodie Kidd, and David Walliams. (S6, E01) 
02:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks adult colouring-in books and gluten; plus answers questions on the Queen's seduction methods, STD penguins. His guests are Chris Ramsey and Yuriko Kotani. (S2, E03) 
02:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks Tom Jones, pant throwing and RnB music with a West Country edge. His guests are Kiri Pritchard-Mclean and James Acaster. (S2, E04) 
03:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; Mr Dildo, a Welsh plant grower meets (and smokes with) Snoop Dogg, New Zealand's idea of CGI, and a pea-shooting champion! (S5, E02) 
03:45Younger Hot Mitzvah Liza learns of a potential new career option while Lauren throws the outlandish bat mitzvah she never got to have. Kelsey deals with the fall-out from her affair. (S1, E11) 
04:05Younger The Old Ma'am and the C: Liza's lies come to a disastrous head on multiple fronts, threatening to ruin her professionally and romantically. Season finale. (S1, E12) 
04:25Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Teams of exes face obstacles, including Miami Pound Machine. (S6, E07) 
05:10Bob's Burgers Weekend at Mort's The family has to stay next door at Mort the Mortician's house as the restaurant is infested with mold. Bob and Linda double date with Mort and his Internet-girlfriend. (S1, E11) 
05:35Bob's Burgers Torpedo Bob is thrilled when his baseball hero Torpedo Jones takes a liking to his burgers, but has misgivings when he realizes that Torpedo is just using the burger grease to cheat. (S1, E13) 
06:00Most Ridiculous Furry Friends The internet's funniest clips are lined up as we give our furry friends the Most Ridiculous treatment. So prepare yourself for crazy cats, dumb dogs and loads of other pets causing chaos. (S3, E01)