This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, March 26 2019

06:00Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03) 
06:25Fresh Off The Boat The Fall Ball As Eddie's first school dance approaches, Louis is determined to make the night as perfect as a John Hughes film. Jessica learns she can make a lot of money flipping houses. (S2, E04) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One where Rachel Finds Out During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) 
09:30Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
10:00Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
10:30Friends The One Where Heckles Dies After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03) 
11:00Fresh Off The Boat Shaquille O'Neal Motors The Huangs are in desperate need of a second vehicle, so Louis takes Jessica to Shaquille O'Neal Motors. Eddie convinces Evan to sell his Beanie Baby collection. (S2, E03) 
11:30Fresh Off The Boat The Fall Ball As Eddie's first school dance approaches, Louis is determined to make the night as perfect as a John Hughes film. Jessica learns she can make a lot of money flipping houses. (S2, E04) 
12:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys pretend to be crazy White Castle cashiers, Times Square tour guides, and Costco store employees. (S1, E01) 
12:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The group is challenged to apply the most lotion to beach-goers and pay the least at a frozen yogurt shop. (S1, E02) 
13:00Impractical Jokers The guys work at Unique Copy Centre, give bizarre interviews with moviegoers, and stand up for ridiculous protests on the streets. (S9, E02) 
13:30Impractical Jokers The guys play copycat in the park while babysitting kids who are being told what to say and do, then head to the supermarket to play a game of catch and release. (S9, E04) 
14:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Obstacles include Bucking Broncos and a Monkey Jiggalator. (S4, E26) 
15:00Takeshi's Castle A new bunch of contestants take on the head banging Knock Knock and the slip and slide Tug of war all to earn their place in the Final attack on the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross. (S1 E03) 
15:30Takeshi's Castle The guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. With Honeycomb and Sumo also in their way, who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04) 
16:00Most Ridiculous Bikes and Boards Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode finds bikes and boards the focus! (S2, E05) 
16:30Most Ridiculous Toddlers Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode is all about the little kiddie winks! (S2, E06) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
18:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which of Murr's fool proof plans failed fastest? What tattoo was Sal almost given in his permanent punishment? And which Joker was the first victim of the infamous switcheroo? (S2, E01) 
18:30Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Jokers possess impressive scooter skills? Why did Sal change his phone number after the Beach Bums challenge? What did Q fear the most when facing down an alligator? (S2, E02) 
19:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show that follows the comedy troupe The Tenderloins. The guys try off-colour techniques to impress women and act as fortune tellers at a boardwalk. (S1, E03) 
19:30Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The guys joke with strangers on the street, invade beach goers towels, and act as salesmen at a car dealership. (S1, E04) 
20:00The Office (U.S.) Paper Airplane Things get intense in the office when a paper airplane contest goes to the next level... Meanwhile, Andy's showbiz career starts to take off. Kind of. (S9, E21) 
20:30The Office (U.S.) Livin' The Dream (1): Jim takes time off from Philly, Andy decides to make the ultimate step on his path to stardom, plus Dwight finally gets his black-belt in karate - and maybe more... (S9, E22) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; a two-year erection, fortune telling asparagus, a boy trapped in a vending machine, and the cinnamon challenge. (S6, E05) 
22:00South Park: The Classic Years Asspen When the boys go on a ski vacation, it's '80s-teen-movie central as Stan is challenged to a ski race by a professional skier named Tad. Only a "montage" can help Stan now! (S6, E02) 
22:30South Park: The Classic Years Freak Strike The boys decide to create a freak in order to win a prize on a TV show - will Butters' case of "Chinballalitis" be enough to win? And will he be discovered by the freaks union? (S6, E03) 
23:00South Park: The Classic Years Fun With Veal When the boys discover that veal is made from baby cows they are horrified. Time for a "terrorist" mission to rescue the poor little blighters from their deathly fate! (S6, E04) 
23:30South Park: The Classic Years The Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The gang are desperate to see the Terrance and Phillip trailer (featuring during 'The Russell Crowe Show') but events conspire against them. (S6, E05) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; the perfect football song, a naked art project, Mr Asbo the swan, porn lovers in America, and the baby weeping content in Tokyo. 
01:00Jason Manford Live Join Jason Manford for a home town performance at the Manchester MEN, as his deadpan, observational style tackles everything from 24-hour supermarket staff to Prince Phillip's racism. 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Vanessa Feltz, Lee Mack, Frankie Boyle, and Matt Littler. (S6, E03) 
02:30Rob Beckett At The Comedy Store Rob Beckett is your host from the legendary Comedy Store in London. Joining him tonight are Ivo Graham, Ellie Taylor, and Tom Allen. (S4, E02) 
03:00Drunk History Comedians get drunk and teach us about history. Russell Kane talks King Charles II, Alex Horne on the 1966 World Cup trophy theft, and Diane Morgan chats Lady Godiva. Features Simon Bird. (S1, E05) 
03:25Another Period Dog Dinner Party Beatrice has a meltdown when Frederick brings home a fiancee, and Dodo goes through morphine withdrawal. (S1, E08) 
03:45Hood Adjacent James explores some of the less-discussed sides of gangs, with the goal of humanizing gang members and gaining a better understanding of the surrounding social issues. (S1, E05) 
04:05TripTank A man falls in love with an artificial vagina, Roy becomes obsessed with a video game, and a cult leader struggles to keep his followers interested. Adult animated sketch show. (S1, E03) 
04:30Now That's Funny! Now That's Funny! showcases the very best internet videos. This episode features; the golf minute, some things are better in slow-mo, and poke my heart. (S2, E15) 
05:15Undateable Stray Dog Walks Into a Bar Danny reveals he's been stealing from Justin to show how people take advantage of him. After being stabbed, in the finger, Justin tries to become more assertive. (S2, E04) 
05:35Undateable A Priest Walks Into a Bar Justin manipulates Danny in to going for a job interview. Meanwhile, Candace makes Shelley realise he's more than just a 'booty call'. (S2, E05) 
06:00Fresh Off The Boat Miracle on Dead Street It's the Huangs' first Halloween in the suburbs and Louis is determined to turn their "dead" street into a prime destination for trick-or-treaters. (S2, E05)