This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, April 28 2017

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Malcolm In The Middle Butterflies Its Spring break, and Malcolm is stuck working the graveyard shift with his mum, and Reese inherits a box of caterpillars from a shady pest controller. (S6, E17) 
09:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Dance Ida forces Lois to bake a special tart for an old-world saint's holiday, Malcolm meets his match with music appreciation, and Hal tries to bond with Reese. (S6, E18) 
10:00The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
10:30The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
11:00Two And A Half Men Phase One, Complete Charlie's relationship with his new girlfriend Wendy moves a stage too far when Jake and Evelyn become attached to her. Alan and Rose bond over a game of scrabble. (S1, E09) 
11:30Two And A Half Men Merry Thanksgiving When Charlie's favourite ex (Denise Richards) announces that she is going to get married Charlie attempts to win her back. Tensions arise at a family Thanksgiving. (S1, E10) 
12:00Malcolm In The Middle Butterflies Its Spring break, and Malcolm is stuck working the graveyard shift with his mum, and Reese inherits a box of caterpillars from a shady pest controller. (S6, E17) 
12:30Malcolm In The Middle Ida's Dance Ida forces Lois to bake a special tart for an old-world saint's holiday, Malcolm meets his match with music appreciation, and Hal tries to bond with Reese. (S6, E18) 
13:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Fresh Prince After Dark When Hilary is invited to pose for Playboy magazine, Will and Carlton get to meet Hugh Hefner and the beautiful bikini-clad "bunnies" at the Playboy mansion. (S4, E09) 
13:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Home is Where the Heart Attack Is Philip has a serious heart attack while eating a cheeseburger that he bribes Will to buy for him. The family arrives at the hospital except for Carlton... (S4, E10) 
14:00The Middle Sleepless in Orson Frankie and Mike become concerned about Brick when he starts expressing a host of irrational fears. Meanwhile, Sue is both disgusted and intrigued by Derrick Glossner. (S5, E10) 
14:30The Middle War of the Hecks The ultimate prank battle is on between brother and sister when Sue discovers that Axl stole Orson High's mascot head. Also, Frankie is forced to give up 'Colin Firth'. (S5, E11) 
15:00Impractical Jokers Hidden camera practical joke show. The jokers complete tasks from the top to bottom of escalators. In the supermarket awkward sweet nothings are whispered to strangers. (S4, E08) 
15:30Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
16:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Featuring 'Rapping Therapist' Phat Le, 'Man Wolf' Nate Wright, and 'Butcher' Marc Berry. (S6, E03) 
17:00Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
17:30Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Take My Cousin - Please: When one of Will's professors gets depressed over his divorce, Will hopes to improve his failing class grade by introducing him to Hilary, who is still grieving. (S4, E11) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air You've Got to Be a Football Hero At a party, Will wants to impress Jackie and make a fool of the guy she's dating. End result being he is trapped in a mausoleum with philosophical ghosts. (S4, E12) 
19:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Twas the Night Before Christening Surprised by the gifts that the family bought for baby Nicky's christening on, Will foolishly promises to provide a live performance by Boyz II Men. (S4, E13) 
19:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Sleepless in Bel-Air Will and Carlton try to concentrate on their schoolwork while surrounded by the noisy late-night distractions of the Banks family. (S4, E14) 
20:00Penguins Make You LOL Animal-based clip show. Featuring social media star Spike the king penguin, an opportunistic seal and a close encounter with a camel. Plus, the internet's cutest penguin fails. 
21:00Lee Evans Live: The Different... ...Planet Tour: On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things! 
22:30Drunk History Ashley Walters & Mark Benton star in Judi Love's mortal tale of Charles I's downfall. Miles Jupp takes on Operation Mincemeat with Jack Howard & Dean Dobbs as the WW2 heroes. (S3, E08) 
23:00Impractical Jokers The guys share secrets with grocery store shoppers, team up to help customers at an art store, and try to get pictures for a fake blog. (S6, E03) 
23:30Amy Schumer Live In this Comedy Central special, Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men. Classic Amy! 
00:00Impractical Jokers The guys spread the love as attendants in a bridal dress shop much to the dismay of the brides-to-be. Plus, they attempt to sway focus groups with fragrance campaigns that truly stink. (S6, E06) 
00:25Impractical Jokers Practical joke show. This week's all about slyly dipping fries and not so slyly throwing nuggets! A 'Beth' needs to be found to avoid losing and facing a very uncomfortable dog walk! (S4, E09) 
00:55Drunk History James 'Murr' Murray blasts through Billy the Kid with Mat Horne & Mat Baynton, while Michelle Keegan & Joel Fry act out Jessica Knappett & Lydia Rose Bewley's tale of royal rivalry. (S3, E02) 
01:25Live At The Apollo Tonight's host at The Apollo is Indian Scottsman Danny Bhoy. Joining him are Rev's Miles Jupp and lad about town Lee Nelson! (S10, E06) 
02:25Josh Widdicombe: And Another Thing In Widdicombe's stand-up debut he reveals the day to day pressures of growing up in Devon, using an ATM machine, and shopping at Waitrose. Recorded at London's Hammersmith Apollo. 
03:20The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Tonight's guest is transgender NBC newscaster Katy Tur. 
03:45Billy On The Street Billy tests the knowledge of passerbys on the streets of New York. Games include: "Humpy Dumpy or Mary J Blige" and "You can't do that on television, Adele Edition". Olivia Wilde guests. (S3, E01) 
04:10Inside Amy Schumer Sketch and stand-up show starring Amy Schumer. Tonight Amy struggles with alternate personalities, goes nuts on her poor boyfriend, and gets touched in an unpleasant way. (S1, E07) 
04:30Bob's Burgers Two for Tina Tina finds herself in a love triangle when she starts dating a ballet dancer, making Jimmy, Jr. jealous. Linda makes Bob chaperone the Wagstaff school dance with her. (S3, E17) 
04:50Bob's Burgers Family Fracas The Belcher family competes against the Pesto family in a TV game show, named Family Fracas!, to win a new minivan after the family car breaks down. (S3, E19) 
05:10Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23) 
05:35Friends The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24) 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.