This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Sky One on Thursday, August 24 2017

06:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Kolcheck, A: Callen and Sam look into the deaths of multiple crew members who worked on a missing oil tanker used in Arkady's deal with Russia. (S6, ep 23) Also in HD 
07:00NCIS: Los Angeles Chernoff, K. Season six concludes with an eventful trip to Moscow as the team try to locate their suspects. Callen learns more about his father, too. (S6, ep 24) Also in HD 
08:00Monkey Life A trip to the dentist is in order for Bryan when he has an operation on his teeth, while stump-tailed macaque Koko requires a helping hand from Jeremy. (S2, ep 3) 
08:30Monkey Life Nerves jangle when orangutan Lingga is moved into her new enclosure to meet her housemates. Chimp Jimmy, meanwhile, hurts his leg. (S2, ep 4) 
09:00The Dog Whisperer Spike, Jake & Nugget And Wendel Cesar confronts a family's German shepherd that's so aggressive the German shepherd rescue centre wouldn't take him back. (S2, ep 9) Also in HD 
10:00It's Me Or The Dog Jilly Johnson's Great Danes Dylan is a spoilt great dane, who eats gourmet meals and has his own nanny. He also goes crazy at other dogs. Can Victoria work her magic? (S2, ep 11) 
10:30It's Me Or The Dog Bailey Crufts Bailey's owners dream of taking him to Crufts but the overexcited Giant Schnauzer hates other dogs and mouths at his owner's hand. Can Victoria make him a winner? (S2, ep 12) 
11:00Modern Family See You Next Fall A chain of events, involving Botox and a tantrum or two, mean the family may miss Alex's graduation from middle school. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 23) Also in HD 
11:30Modern Family The One That Got Away Second season finale. Plans to celebrate Jay's birthday go awry. Mild bad language. (S2, ep 24) Also in HD 
12:00NCIS: Los Angeles Citadel DEA agent Talia Del Campo turns to the team for help when her partner is murdered. Plus, Deeks surprises a suspicious Kensi. (S7, ep 2) Also in HD 
13:00NCIS: Los Angeles Driving Miss Diaz Kensi and Deeks head undercover as the team try to protect a famous model who is thought to have escaped a massacre in Peru. (S7, ep 3) Also in HD 
14:00Hawaii Five-0 Ha'alele (Abandoned): Emotions run high when Max reveals details about his painful past to convince the team that a serial killer is still on the loose. (S2, ep 20) Also in HD 
15:00Supergirl Welcome to Earth Supergirl and the DEO are assigned to protect the President (Lynda Carter) after she becomes the victim of a terrifying attack. (S2, ep 3) Also in HD 
16:00The Flash Flashpoint The scarlet speedster returns in season three of the action-packed superhero drama as Barry Allen wakes up to a brand new alternative universe. (S3, ep 1) Also in HD 
17:00The Flash Paradox The action-packed superhero drama continues as Barry (Grant Gustin) realises the effects from Flashpoint are much greater than he thought. (S3, ep 2) Also in HD 
18:00Futurama The Wild Green Yonder, Part 1: The Planet Express crew head to Mars Vegas, where Fry develops the ability to hear people's thoughts. (S6, ep 13) Also in HD 
18:30The Simpsons: Celebrity Showdown Bart Star Homer becomes coach of the Springfield Pee Wee Football team - and appoints Bart as quarterback. Featuring the guest voice of Joe Namath as himself. (S9, ep 6) Also in HD 
19:00The Simpsons: Celebrity Showdown Half-Decent Proposal Marge's old flame, now wildly rich, offers Homer a million dollars in exchange for a weekend with her. Jon Lovitz guest stars. (S13, ep 10) 
19:30The Simpsons: Celebrity Showdown The Dad Who Knew Too Little Homer hires a private investigator to spy on Lisa when he realises that he doesn't know very much about his daughter. Elliott Gould guest stars. (S14, ep 8) Also in HD 
20:00Carpool Karaoke Special James Corden takes Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez for a musical spin in his minivan, and even performs an opening act of his own. He also shares highlights from his shows. Also in HD 
21:00Karl Pilkington: The Moaning... ...of Life 2. Identity: Karl tries on toup?es and slips into ladies' clothes as he explores the factors that shape our identity. (S2, ep 2) Also in HD 
22:00A League Of Their Own James Corden, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp are joined by John Bishop, Joey Barton and Katherine Ryan in the hilarious sports-based quiz show. (S11, ep 8) Also in HD 
23:00Freddie Down Under On Australia's east coast, Freddie and Rob prepare to swim with sharks before spending the night in an unusual camping spot - suspended over a cliff edge. (2 of 6) Also in HD 
00:00A League Of Their Own This week, James Corden and co are joined by Olympic diver Tom Daley, athlete Katarina Johnson-Thompson and stand-up comic Romesh Ranganathan. (S9, ep 7) Also in HD 
01:00The Force: Essex No Place to Hide A man threatens officers after being thrown out of a club. Plus, police chase a fleeing car and a driver's quick errand ends in disaster. (S4, ep 8) Also in HD 
02:00Ross Kemp's Britain Child Sexual Exploitation As his hard-hitting series continues, Ross explores the disturbing extent of child abuse in the UK. (2 of 3) Also in HD 
03:00Brit Cops: Rapid Response Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 1) 
04:00Animal 999 Callum's Day Inspector Callum provides a behind-the-scenes insight into the work of the Scottish SPCA in the Outer Hebrides. (S4, ep 3) Also in HD 
04:30Animal 999 Hulk the Lizard A lizard with a serious leg injury is found in the less than tropical climes of Glasgow. (S4, ep 4) Also in HD 
05:00Monkey Life Series three begins with 88 capuchin monkeys waking up to their first morning at Monkey World. The park's naughtiest resident, meanwhile, butts heads with an alpha male. (S3, ep 1) 
05:30Monkey Life Wildlife vet John Lewis is given a run for his money when he tries to sedate two excitable chimps. Plus, the male capuchins get used to life together. (S3, ep 2) 
06:00NCIS: Los Angeles New & Exclusive. Active Measures: More dangerous and elusive criminals are on the loose as the hit police procedural drama following a tight-knit team of NCIS agents returns. (S7, ep 1) Also in HD